Bring Your Popcorn...
That's right I'm back like cooked crack with my picks after a two week hiatus. I also got a little gift for all of you at the end of the post. Make sure to check it out. The last time I did picks (pre-Thanksgiving break) I went 7-7 making me 91-53, and against the spread I did 5-8-1 making me 62-74-8. With only five weeks left I'm looking to turn this ship around. Let's do it...
(Note, lines are not from bodog cause they don't have them for all games this week yet)
Cowboys, Packers +7 over Cowboys. Brett keeps it close, but can't quite make up for the inequality of talent.
Rams, Rams -3 over Falcons. The Falcons despite their record are way worse than the Rams.
Bills, Bills +6 over Redskins. Skins are still gonna be in shock over the loss of Sean Taylor (RIP), and they don't strike me as a team who can pull together and overcome this easily.
Minnesota, Vikings -3 1/2 over Lions. This may be wishful thinking, but I do think the Vikings are a good team and the Lions are crumbling.
Houston, Texans +3 1/2 over Titans. Titans are starting to slide and the Texans are a much better team with Andre Johnson.
Indianapolis, Jags +6 1/2 over Colts. The Jags are looking real sharp and the Colts are still iffy right now in my book.
Jets, Jets +1 1/2 over Dolphins.A 0-11 team should not be a favorite. Ever.
San Diego, Chargers -5 1/2 over Chiefs. The Chargers are still only half decent but the Chiefs are not that good. Philip Rivers sucks.
Seattle, Seahawks +3 over Eagles. Definitely wishful thinking, but the Seahawks at home are tough to beat.
Niners, Niners +3 over Panthers. For some reason the Niners always seem to have the Cards number. Both of these teams are pretty bad though.
Tampa Bay, Bucs +3 over Saints. The Saints are overrated. And Reggie Bush really needs to prove he's worth all the hype. P.S. He's waaaaay too good in Madden.
Browns, Browns -1 over Cardinals (Bodog line). This is by far the hardest game to pick this week. The Browns have been the money cover team for a while now, but I got a bad gut feeling about this game.
Denver, Broncos -3 1/2 over Raiders. I wanna see JaMarcus Russel by the end of this year.
Bears, Bears +2 over Giants. Kill me now. It feels like the same old Giants. I'm praying they prove me wrong.
Bengals, Bengals +7 over Steelers. Who knows how good the Steelers are at this point. Always a fun rivalry game to watch.
Pats, Pats -21 over Ravens. They'll get right back on track this week.
Bonus:
Wyclef Featuring Akon, Lil' Wayne, and Raekwon- Sweetest Girl (Remix)
You gotta get this. It samples C.R.E.A.M.
Out like George Bluth.
3 comments:
love the arrested development reference. i got both seasons of that show on dvd, and i think it is one of the funniest tv shows ever. also, i like how you slide in the philip rivers sucks, because eli would definitely take it up the ass from rivers. he is such a bitch. at least he doesnt make that cry-baby-butt-fuck face when he throws a pick. he does it so often, i think momma manning told him to stop or else his face would get stuck like that. xoxo
I agree. Your newfound contempt for Rivers is clearly only masking the inferiority complex that has infected the entire Giants fanbase on behalf of the host of the terrible virus, Eli Manning.
ps. can you put up that Al Fatz song you were talking about?
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