Tuesday, February 27, 2007

I'm sure I am not the first person to say this...

Tha O.S.G. Family

Hyphy is dead. Last saturday, I attended the "Hyphy 15" concert and was subjected to a cruel and unusual kind of torture: being witness to the fall of a musical fad. This musical display--if you could even call it that instead of inaudible screams of Hyphy catch-phraises over beats composed by a chimp--was so terrible that I had to remove myself from the situation and now regard that experience as "one of the worst and most depressing moments of my life". This was a drag also because I was attending the concert to see Andre Nickatina's set, but I was so disgusted and uncomfortable from the concert that I had to leave before I could hear him--I heard he had a decent set.

One of the worst perpatrators of this terrible music was the delusional group Otha Side of Da Gate Recordz (A.K.A. O.S.G Family). The performance put on by this group was so bad that I almost laughed. I have never seen so many men make fools of themselves while being totally serious. They seemed to think (I cannot know for sure as I do not have the pleasure of being in this stellar musical number) that they were real time "Hyphy Rappers", fit with grillz, fit caps, extra tall white-tees, and "stunna shades". It was pathetic. Someone should either enlighten them to their musical ineptness or kill them in order to stop this travesty (I hope I don't get a price on my head after this, but honestly, these guys were so fake I bet they all live with their mothers and their only crew are the guys that they work with at the local Quik-Stop). That may seem harsh, but these guys were giving a cross section to what Hyphy music has become. The once pulsating, imaginative beats that filled the "scrapers" all across the "Yay" have turned into repetitive pulsating annoyances that required less creativity to make than a xerox of one's ass. The lingo that used to be fresh and goofy--"going dumb", "stupid", "ghost ridin' the whip"--is now being repeated so much that I have become immune to their meanings. It reminds me of yelling "No!" at my dog too much--at some point, it has no effect. These groups are taking two of the least creative things in music and combining them to create terrible, ear-punishing noises. This is compounded by the fact that these guys can't rap for shit. I could grab nine people of the street, tell them to yell "I got grapes!" with no tempo what so ever, and play a beat that I made on GarageBand in two minutes underneath them. We would probably give Tha O.S.G. Family a run for their money. I might stick to Dipset for a while.

The Verdict: Guilty

What is the reason for this genre's fantastic and horrific fall from grace? I do not want to discredit some of the genre's pioneers: Mac Dre, E-40, etc., but has Hyphy music always sucked? Or, was this concert an isolated incident of suck-ass-ness?

To soothe your sorrow about the entire genre of rap, I have included one of my all time favorites: CMA - All Over. Although you may already know it and have many of the tracks, the entire album is put together really well. I hope you enjoy it (I apologize that it is on rapidshare, as I have heard that some readers do not like downloads from that server), it is really a gem.

3 comments:

rjhal11 said...

Damn straight. CMA is good. Hyphy is over the hill.

Widukind said...

Great post John. Well-written, well-thought out. Impressive (even with captions underneath the photos...and in different colors too!)

That being said, I still believe in hyphy. I think another appropriate title for this thread may have been "Too much of a good thing". There is a reason we all loved it when it first broke out, and every once and a while it's fun to listen to. But I agree; hyphy needs a fresh direction, or else it will simply continue to rot.

HomelessNigg said...

muthfuckas puttin that shit on rapidshare man, dis computer is from fuckin 1998 cant handle all that shit cuz!! quit trippin on ol' homelessnigg ya stank ass bitches, i gotta use these muthfuckin internet cafes dogg, computers is fuckin useless up in this piece. just playin yall, anyway, my cousins live in richmond where all dat hyphy shits goin down and they wont shut the fuck up about it, always wearin they grills and shit, enough to drive a nigga insane, feel me?! but let me tell ya man, dat shit has spread, i heard some of dat hyphy music comin out a young homies car last night bout 3 o clock in the mornin down on 12th and roosevelt, i was like shut tha fuck up ya little nigglet, ol homelessnigg tryna get some sleep up in this muthfucka!