Friday, October 05, 2007

here is no valid reason why any unlawful substance would be in my urine..


(much love Osi)

Travis Henry is the man. No lie. Nothing more needs to be said, but he is a good bet for the quote each week. Since I got two games tommorow, this is what my friday night looks like so let's get the picks going. Last week was quite possibly my strongest performance to date as I went 10-4 in my picks and 10-4 with the spread (ballin) putting me at 39-23 and 27-32-3 respectively. I feel another big week in the works...

Panthers @ Saints
Two very very disappointing teams. Delhomme might not be playing, but the Saints have been horrible all year. I mean horrible. After the bye week though, I like them to get their first week. They should be able to beat a putrid Panthers team on their home turf. End of story. This team has gone from fantasy football darling to ruiner. I have Colston, it sucks.
Saints, Saints -3 1/2

Jags @ Chiefs
I think I picked Maurice Jones-Drew in the second or third round of one of my two leagues. That worked real well. I am happy to say that I don't have a single Chief. And with that, I predict a Jags victory.
Jags, Jags -2

Lions @ Redskins
This pick I am making solely with my heart. I honestly think that the Redskins are gonna win, but am picking the Lions just cause I hate the Skins so much and if the Giants win and Skins lose, the Giants are in second. So let's go John Kitna and God. That article in ESPN creeped the shit out of me.
Lions, Lions +3 1/2

Falcons @ Titans
The Falcons cannot go 3-2. They just simply cannot. Not with Joey Harrington at QB. (I just came back to this and realized they are 1-3. I'm retarded). The one thing that worries me about Vince Young for some reason (I don't know what or why) is I feel he is a player prone to injury with all his running and stuff. How this relates to this game I don't know. Just a thought. Maybe its cause he's on the Madden cover.
Titans, Falcons +8 1/2

Dolphins @ Texans
I'm sticking with the Texans, my sleeper team pick from the two or three division I covered this offseason. It's funny, if they weren't playing in the AFC South (Jags, Colts, Titans) they would have a chance of being a playoff team. But in that division I can't see it happen. They should beat a bad bad Dolphins team.
Texans, Texans -6

Seahawks @ Steelers
I picked the Cards upset of the Steelers last weekend, and I am riding the upset bandwagon this week in taking the Seahawks. These teams are super even, they are on very comparable terms at this point but I think the Seahawks pull this one out. Just calling this one on my gut feeling.
Seahawks, Seahawks +6 1/2

Pats @ Browns
Another win, another week of talk about the Pats going undefeated. Shoot me now. I swear I'm gonna assasinate Tedy Bruschi and Mike Vrabel by week 10. That being said...
Pats, Browns +17 (their first no cover of the year)

Cards @ Rams
Gus Ferotte is not the answer. I think it was John who picked him up in fantasy. If he does well and they win, I'll never call you emo again. Maybe.
Cards, Cards -3 1/2

Jets @ Giants
The Giants schedule over the next 4 weeks: home to the Jets, @ Falcons, Home to Niners, @ Miami. If were not 5-3 after that stretch Coughlin should be gone. No offense to the Niners, but I am so far from scared of then now, and the other 3 teams have 2 wins between them.
Giants, Giants -4

Bucs @ Colts
What is going on with the Bucs, I never saw this coming. That being said, the loss of Cadillac will hurt and set them back aways. The Colts should move on to 5-0.
Colts, Colts -10

Chargers @ Broncos
To some extent, maybe (key word maybe) the two most disappointing teams this year. Definately the Chargers. This is by far the hardest game of the week to pick (judging by the pick line), and I can't see either of these teams at under .500. That being said, I'm going with the Broncos solely cause their at home. That's it.
Broncos, Broncos (pick)

Ravens @ Niners
Trent Dilfer is not the answer for 3 maybe 4+ weeks. Something needs to be done. I would put 9 men in the box every play if I was the Ravens. Sorry, but I think this one could get real ugly.
Ravens, Ravens -3 1/2

Bears @ Packers
The Brett Favre story has to end at some point right? Right? I say this week it does. This team is not 4-0 good, and the Bears need to prove they see themselves as the #1 team in this divison. They don't win this game, they're looking at #3.
Bears, Bears +3 1/2

Cowboys @ Bills
Combined record of Cowboys opponents thus far 3-13. That 4-0 means very little thus far. The scary thing is, they play the Pats and then no one else all that good. They could and should honestly finish around 14-2 or even 15-1. If they pull the upset and beat the Pats all they have to beat really is the Packers and Lions and Giants on the road. It would kill me if they went undefeated. But I'm getting waaaaay ahead of myself.
Cowboys, Boys -11

Geckobot comes to town tommorow...

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Dida is a pussy...

I don't know if everyone here knows but today was the second round of group games in the Champions League and there was a number of interesting results. Chelsea beat Valencia and Liverpool lost to Marseille, but the best game was Celtic-Milan. Celtic beat Milan on a late goal, and after the goal a Celtic fan runs on the field and kinda slaps/kinda hugs Milan's keeper Dida. Dida starts running after the guy then falls as if he was shot with a 12 gauge. I mean, I knew pro soccer player were pussies but this is ridiculous. Here's the link to it: http://www.theoffside.com/europe/champions-league/celebrating-celtic-fan-attacks-ac-milan-keeper-dida.html

And here are some other soccer players being diving bitches.

I found this video hysterical. One of the funniest things I have seen in a while. Rivaldo takes the cake for me.

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

MLB Playoff Preview


So I realized that doing a Fantasy Baseball Review would be really hard, because trades never happen in our league and there are just too many fucking adds and drops to choose the best. I will, however, refer you to my Preview. Easily my most embarassing moment would be labeling Kei Igawa as Archie's best pick, however I am pretty happy with how my predictions turned out. Also, let it be duly noted that I will not have to eat a diarrhea popsicle, as Alex, Clay and Harrison all finished at the bottom of the heap (regular and postseason). My hats off to the Bubster, your team was dominant all season long... but I'm just too good at this shit (or too much of a dork, however you want to put it), and my team absolutely diarrhead over everyone in the second half. I am already planning for my reinstatement as commissioner.

Now on to the good stuff. The guys from Nashville next door and I filled out playoff brackets last night. One kid picked the Padres to get to the Series, so he's fucked (we gave him a redo). I figure we could do the same.

NLDS
Phillies over Rockies in 5
Hitting galore. This series is going to be really fun to watch, as the two hottest teams in baseball square off. I just like the Phillies firepower more, and I like the veterans in the bullpen (c'mon Flash!).

Cubs over D-Backs in 4
I don't get Arizona, nor do I think I ever will. They won too many close games this season; the law of averages always plays out. I like Marmol as the typical young gun coming out of the pen in the playoffs (ala Bobby Jenks, K-Rod, etc.)

ALDS
Sox over Angels in 3
Yes, I'm predicting a sweep, not very confident about it though. I don't like Vlad and Mathews Jr. hurt, and the Sox have alot of big game experience. They're pissed the Yankees almost pulled a fast one...Manny is the key.

Indians over Yankees in 5
C.C. and Carmona win games 1 and 2 at home, backed up by a real solid bullpen. The Yankees pitching does them in. Plus, Jeter sucks a fatty. Also, I'm going to be rooting for A-Rod in this one. He's an incredible ballplayer, and I really don't want to have to listen to Skip Gaymore(hahahaha I'm hilarious) rip on him for the next...year.

NLCS
Phillies over Cubs in 7
Don't really like this pick, as I think the Cubs can hit with anyone, but the guy next door is a Chicago fan. The NL Central has gotten too lucky over the past few years. Utley goes nuts.

ALCS
Sox over Indians in 6
Too much balance and maturity from the Sox gives them the edge. Papi starts to heat up, and whoever ends up winning the NLCS starts wetting their britches.

World Series
Sox over Phillies in 5
I think any AL team should be able to sweep the NL opponent. However, I think the NL bracket is going to be extremely competitive, because all of these teams have key flaws. The Phillies will have matured a bit by clawing their way to the Series, but they learn that outslugging the Sox in October is no easy feat.

As I said to Clay, I'm glad MLB postseason is starting. I need something to keep my mind off the fucking Niners.
Peace.

Monday, October 01, 2007

Dear Lupe, do we all look like that?

This is a song that is about to come out of Lupe Fiasco's upcoming album. I saw this video on another blog and thought that I should share it with you. The song is pretty sick, but condescending in all of Lupe's rhyming-with-substance glory. Please enjoy, and look out for his new album, I think it is going to be pretty sick.



p.s. Any comments about the white guy? Kind of reminds me of philly sans gafas.

Sunday, September 30, 2007

No, I'm not gloating...yet

OK, so Fantasy Baseball is over, and I won. I am God. Three fantasy leagues, and three championships. My Yahoo! player profile's trophy cabinet is going to need remodeling.

Anyways, I plan on writing a review, but this needs some face time.

http://hs.facebook.com/group.php?gid=19316545016&ref=mf

This kinda drama never happened when '07 was around.


Also, quick note. If anyone here thinks Marc Ecko is a raging cocksucker, read this.

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Why should I listen to you? You weren't the sixth overall pick in the draft like I was..


This week's quote is in honor of a player not playing this year: Pac-Man Jones. He reportedly said this to Keith Bulluck, the best player on the Titans defense. This is a funny week of picks, and I don't have too much time to look into them now, but here we go. Season Picks: 29-19, last week 10-6. Spread Picks: 4-9-3 last week, 17-28-3, good thing I am not gambling and no one uses my picks to gamble. On to the games:

Sunday 1:00 PM
Raiders @ Dolphins
The Dolphins are one of the teams I know nothing about this year. I know they are 0-3 but the Raiders are nothing special. Saw part of their game last week, and despite beating the Browns, they never looked that great. I like the Raiders defense to win this game for them.
Raiders, Raiders +4

Texans @ Falcons
There are 9 home underdog games this week which is weird. The Texans are a solid team and kept it respectable and tight last week. The Falcons lost basically because of DeAngelo Hall, I wanted a quote from him from this week but I couldn't find anything crazy enough. I like the Texans, but I am actually going with the Falcons, just a gut feeling on this one.
Falcons, Falcons +3

Ravens @ Browns
I watched both these teams last week, and neither one looked good. The Ravens got picked apart by Kurt Warner (uh-oh) and the Browns got beaten by the Raiders. It's a rivalry game so you know it's gonna be heated and I see both these teams trying to run the ball over the other one. I think the Ravens win under those circumstances.
Ravens, Ravens -4 1/2

Bears @ Lions
YAY! It's Griese time! I like it how Bears fans think that bringing in Griese is so much better than Grossman. Face it, the Bears quarterbacks suck. Have a good year. The lions got embarressed last week, and playing on their home turf, I think they'll be coming back for revenge and I like them against a beat up bears defense.
Lions, Lions +3

Packers @ Vikings
Brett Favre are you kidding me? My starting fantasy QB #1 is balling out of control. I don't know what to say except watch out for my team. We're riding Brett Favre (not in a gay way, kinda) until his arm falls off. The Vikings are bad, really bad. I still really like Tavaris Jackson, but they are pretty pretty pretty awful. I like the Packers, but it is very hard picking them to be 4-0, at least it will be real close.
Packers, Packers -3

Rams @ Cowboys
I didn't realize how bad the Rams were, really I didn't. I've picked them 2 out of 3 weeks and feel stupid for doing it. Now they are playing without Steven Jackson (good thing I didn't have the #1, 2, or potentially even 3 pick in the draft), and Marc Bulger with 3 broken ribs. That's enough right there to back up picking the Cowboys, who are the best team in the NFC, but that's not saying much.
Cowboys, Cowboys -13 1/2

Jets @ Bills
I don't understand the Bills. They come off last year ending the season well but are 0-3 and have scored 24 points (last in the NFL). They are gonna start Trent Edwards (Stanford YAY RJ DUHHH) which is never a good thing. Chad Pennington, my fantasy QB #2 has also been playing money this week and I say it keeps going this week.
Jets, Jets -3 1/2

Bucs @ Panthers
I think I may have picked every Bucs game wrong so far this year (I admit it, I am not very good at this) and I haven't gotten to watch any of their games so I really don't know what they have. But I did get to see the Panthers last week and wasn't too impressed, I mean they got shredded by Joey Harrington. I like the Bucs in this one, in a low-scoring affair. I actually will like them even more if Delhomme comes back instead of Carr.
Bucs, Bucs +3

Seahawks @ Niners
Now from what I can tell, and this is without watching any of their games because none have been televised when I have been watching, the Niners are not looking so good. Especially Alex Smith. Losing Norv Turner is proving to be a big blow for this team and now with no Manny Lawson or VD for some time, they have lost a few playmakers. The Seahawks are winning, but haven't been that impressive yet. I know the Niners beat the Seahawks both times last year, but I don't see it happening Sunday, sorry.
Seahawks, Seahawks -2 1/2

Steelers @ Cards
This is my upset of the week. The Steelers are sitting at 3-0 and the Cardinals are going through a somewhat mini QB controversy. I think Matt Leinart busts out a big fuck you game to everyone and the Cards upset the Steelers. Hopefully Big Ben and Troy Polamalu will be killed in the proceedings as well, except that will make them bigger heros than Superman and Batman.
Cardinals, Cardinals +6 1/2

Chiefs @ Chargers
Two teams that have played poorly thus far. The Chiefs have the second lowest point total, 26, and are off to a whopping 0-3 start (I predicted they would be really bad when I did their division. Note: I really shouldn't be bragging about this because it really isn't that surprising but I don't have a lot going for my picks right now), and the Norv Turner era has begun in S.D. My question is where does this rank in the stupid coaching moves rankings. I say its almost as good as Chelsea firing Jose Mourinho; its close but not quite as dumb- as demonstrated by Chelsea's 0-0 draw at home to the American team Fulham. Anyways the Chargers will win this week but they haven't gotten to the tough part of their schedule yet, that's when this will really get fun.
Chargers, Chargers -12

Broncos @ Colts
I watched in shock as the Broncos stunk up the joint last week against the Jags. That was the ugliest and worst Mike Shanahan coached game I had seen in a while. The Colts are 3-0, but it hasn't quite been the cruise that the record indicates. Their last two games have been tight, and one could make the argument that if either of those teams were better, they would have won those games. I don't see the Broncos sucking back to back weeks, so here's my second upset of the week.
Broncos, Broncos +10 (spread is too big anyways)

Eagles @ Giants
For the first time in my life, I will be able to witness a Giants game in person at the home grounds of the team. I'm not gonna lie, I might cry. This could be a turning point in my life; if this goes as well as I hope it does, I can see myself trying to go to at least 3-4 Giants games a year over the next four year. The Eagles are coming off a big win, but everything for them depends on Brian Westbrook. I expect he'll play, but he's the type of guy who gets hampered by his injuries. The Giants are coming off a big win too, and while every Giants fan is expecting the typical let down by them this week, I am going with my heart instead of my brain. Note: I will be so unsurprised if they just absolutely suck this week. They definately have that in them.
Giants, Giants +2 1/2 I have picked every game of theirs wrong this year thus far

Pats @ Bengals
I'll tell you one thing I hate: living in NE and having to hear about a Pats undefeated season roughly 10 times a day. That being said:
Pats, Pats -7, this could be a 20 point spread and I'd say they'd cover this week.

Peace

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Tribute to Milton Bradley


I'm positive this is going to be redundant for about half of those who read this blog but I still have to post this YouTube Video. Basically, Milton Bradley has been topic of hilarity for some time now. He automatically makes any team he plays on darker (a plus) and he draws fans like me who can't wait to see his next outburst (a huge plus). For those of you who don't know, Bradley loves his outbursts. Most of them are just basic, run of the mill yell at the umpire for a few minutes and get ejected. Then there are those times when he gets so angry he breaks his bat over his leg. This happens pretty often. Here's an example from this year:


Then there's his famous blowup from a few years back when he was with the dodgers. Basically, for those that haven't see the video yet, Bradley goes apeshit and empties about a hundred balls and maybe thirty bats onto the field after being ejected. But, I think Bradley may have topped himself yesterday when he was so intent on charging umpire Mike Winters, he went through his manager Bud Black, who was forced to push him to the ground fearing that Bradley would be suspended for the playoffs. Watch the video to see what happens next:

The Padres should have known better. But still you have to love him.

Monday, September 24, 2007

Friday, September 21, 2007

They just jumped on us like a spider monkey..

This quote comes from one of favories, Lorenzo Neal in reference to the Pats game last week. A spider monkey? Really? I don't realy have time to look into the games this week so I'm just giving the picks. I went 11-5 last week putting me at 19-13, getting better, and 6-10 against the spread, making me 13-19, getting worse. Here's the picks

Colts @ Texans
Colts, Colts -6 1/2

Chargers @ Packers
Chargers, Chargers -6

Vikings @ Chiefs
Yikes, Vikings, Vikings +3

Lions @ Eagles,
Eagles, Lions +6

Bills @ Patriots
Pats, Bills +17 (that's too much of a college spread)

Dolphins @ Jets
Jets, Jets -3

Niners @ Steelers
Steelers, Niners +9

Cardinals @ Ravens
Ravens, Cardinals +8

Rams @ Bucs
Rams, Rams +4

Jags @ Broncos
Broncos, Broncos -3 1/2

Bengals @ Seahawks
Seahawks, Seahawks -3

Browns @ Raiders
Raiders, Raiders -3

Panthers @ Falcons
Panthers, Panthers -4

Giants @ Redskins
Redskins, Redskins -4

Cowboys @ Bears
Cowboys, Cowboys +3

Titans @ Saints
Saints, Titans +4

Peace...

Thursday, September 20, 2007

By Request...baptism

A favor...

Hey can someone with acquisition or something like it post a song up here for me. It's called Evidently Chickentown by John Cooper Clarke. It's the song that was played over the baptism scene in the Sopranos from this past season when Phil Leotardo talks about not putting up with shit any more. I really want it but cant download it. Much obliged.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Teh 31337 come out and play...



I'm a big fan of Sarnak's knee attack.

This is Belegarth. A week or so ago there was an activities fair at school, and I saw this guy at a table dressed in medieval clothes and wielding a foam sword. He told me Belegarth was a medieval fighting society who trains in the art of the knight, so thinking that this was finally my opportunity to get hired as an extra for a potential Gladiator sequel, I signed up.
Well it turns out that this shit is dead serious. There is an extensive "Book of War" that was "drafted, written, debated on, and approved by the Belegarth War Council of Realms", which is really good to know. If I'm going to fight Dukker, I want to know he's not going to stab me in the back with a Class 2 weapon and claim it as a Class 4 Missile Weapon. Also, I don't want my women enemies running around wearing sports bras underneath their battle garments, because that's just so not cool.

After poking around on YouTube, I found yet another incredible invention. This is LARP:


LARP stands for Live Action Role Play. In another Belegarth video on YouTube, user ZZYZXhorde had this to say about LARPers: "The difference between what we do and what LARPers do is that we focus on the combat and are full force, full contact - it's an athletic martial sport vs. being a bunch of D&D geeks out in the woods tap fighting".
Holy fuck. Did you just slice open my brain, take a shit in it, stir it around and mix in some crystal meth, and then sew it back together? What a fuck head. What a headfuck. Holy fuck. Fuck. Wow.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

I had to post this...

This is a video made by a guy that I just saw in concert (Dan Deacon) with the guy who did the "Whatever!" song, Liam Lynch. One of the funniest things I have seen in a long time on youtube.

Monday, September 17, 2007

Kavinsky: superhero music...

I read about Kavinsky on the train to Boston and as soon as I got hold of his music I realized what my life has been missing: a really dramatic 80's superhero soundtrack. Kavinksky, a French electro artist, filled that void with his heavy electronic riffs that make me think of speedboats and pastel colored blazers with rolled up sleeves. yum. I am posting my favorite song thus far, Testarossa Autodrive, which embodies my favorite elements of his music and also is probably the best driving song since Bidibodibidiboo. Ladies and Gents...Kavinsky (Pictured above in his true form leaning on his Ferrari Testarossa).


Here is the man behind the music, in a colorful interview in the land down under.



Also, as part of this post, I thought I should include a track that may have been heard in Europe earlier this summer, a track by Simian Mobile Disco (Who just put on a spectacular live show with Dan Deacon and Girl Talk) entitled: "It's the Beat".

Simian Mobile Disco - It's the Beat

Simian Mobile Disco - Attack Decay Sustain Release
(Full album. Really good techno...for Abriendo...)

Friday, September 14, 2007

That's what the talk shows, and ... and the game shows are for. You know, just to tell the people the nonsense that y'all believe in...




This week's quote comes from none other than Randy Moss in his postgame interview after his first game as a Patriot. Apparently the game shows have it out for him too. What a tough life. I opened the season last week with an 8-8 week in terms of picks, which I am somewhat pleased with. If I wasn't retarded I should have done better. Against the spread though I was 7-9, so not bad for a week based primarily on gut feeling and prejudice. This week will be fun, some good matchups, including Tufts-Middlebury tommorow, what most of the experts are calling the game of the week.

Sunday 1:00 PM EST
Bills @ Steelers
The Bills had the Broncos number for about 59:55 minutes last week, but ended up losing on a last second rushed field goal by Jason Elam. However, defensively they currently stand at second-to-last in front of a team who put on an embarrassing defense performance last Sunday night. The Steelers on the other hand rolled to an easy win over the Browns in Cleveland, showing off a fierce defense, and the same sort of passing attack they have always had. Big Ben threw only 23 passes with 12 completions but still had 4 touchdowns. That makes me mad. Look for the Steelers to get to 2-0 this week winning not comfortably but pretty handedly. The Bills just aren't the same team on the road.
Prediction: Steelers, Bills +10 (That spread is just waay to big in my book)

Bengals @ Browns
This is what I mean in terms of spread: the Steelers are 10 point favorites while the Bengals are only 7 point favorites over the team that looked the worst last weekend. The Bengals are coming off a big win over the Ravens and should be able to destroy the Browns defense. Only worry would be a typical "let-down game" but I can't see that happening in Week 2. Let's see if the Browns can get anything going, if not we might get to see Brady Quinn.
Prediction: Bengals, Bengals -7

Colts @ Titans
The greatest show on turf heads down to Nashville to face off against Vince Young, and the 1-0 (called that one) Titans. The Colts dominated a pretty good Saints team, and their defense surprised most by holding the Saints to only 10 points. You have to like the Colts passing attack against the Titans (that really can be said for almost every team though) due to the loss of their most talented defensive back, Pac-Man "Ron Artest 2.0" Jones. However, the most interesting aspect of this matchup could be the Titans rushing attack that rushed for over 200 yards against the Jags, against the Colts rushing D, which normally has more holes in it than Sonny on the Causeway. I don't think it will change too much though.
Prediction: Colts, Colts -7 1/2

Texans @ Panthers
The matchup everyone is talking about this week! David Carr makes his return to Houston to lead the Panthers against his old team! Wait, no. The Panthers surprised me by beating the Rams this week and Jake Delhomme surprised me even more by having a QB rating of 125.7. I thought he'd be in trouble by late September. The Texans are my sleeper team this year, and I like the way that Matt Schaub and the team played last Sunday. The Houston defense was fierce too, giving up only around 215 yards. Here's my first upset of the week, the Texans show up and sneak past the Panthers in a close low scoring game.
Prediction: Texans, Texans +7 (another way too big spread)

Niners @ Rams
Too teams whose games I incorrectly picked last weekend. The Rams were a disappointment in my book, putting up only 238 yards in a loss to the Panthers. Steven Jackson had only 58 yards on 18 carries; so much for my hypothetical decision to pick him 1st in Fantasy. The Niners were nothing special this past week as well, they played very mediocre for the better part of 4 quarters, only to pull off a remarkable last second 4th quarter comeback. A team deserves credit for that, but I am worried about the lack of productivity offensively for the Niners was very disheartening. Alex Smith has to play better over the whole 4 quarters and the Niners should be able to do more against a Rams defense that allowed 387 yards to the Panthers. I like the Niners in this one despite the fact they are playing in St. Louis, which always has been a tough game for them.
Prediction: Niners, Niners +3

Packers @ Giants
The one game if I was a better, I would absolutely not touch. The Giants will be playing without Brandon Jacobs for sure, and most likely (let's be honest here) Osi and Eli. The Giants O looked fierce this past week, as Eli played well- which he has before- but finally looked comfortable, sure of himself and like the elite QB the Giants wanted when they drafted him. Honestly, he was money last week. However, this week the Hefty Lefty will probably start and no one, not a soul, knows what to expect. The Giants D was anemic last week, putting them dead last in total defense, but they play a poor Packers offense this week. The Packers only won last week because the Eagles gifted them that game and despite all the hype given to Brett Favre's performance, I watched most of the game and was far from impressed. He still is nowhere near where he once was. I honestly don't know who to pick, if Eli was there, it woud no question be Giants, but he's a ? mark, and as a result so is this game. I guess i just gotta go with the home team then for safety.
Prediction: Giants?, Giants -1?

Falcons @ Jaguars
Two teams with lots of questions to answer going into Week 1. Will Joey Harrington ever lead a team to a win? Will the Jags ever put it all together? Was David Gerrard the man to keep? Can the Jags, in spite of all their talent, stop the run? I think the Falcons have the potential to be really bad this year, I mean like 2-14 bad, and was happy that they lost last week so I didn't have to hear 1000 Joey Harrington is back stories. The Jags are the better team in this game and I suspect they will win, but they have to get more out of Fred Taylor and Maurice Jones-Drew, and so do I cause I have both in respective Fantasy leagues.
Prediction: Jags, Falcons +10 1/2 (these spreads are scaring me a little)

Saints @ Bucs
The Saints got plastered last week by the Colts (somewhat surprisingly) while the Bucs got plastered by the Seahawks last week (not at all surprisingly). The Bucs are another team that would be better off in the CFL or NFL Europe, and I am looking for the Saints to put up huge numbers against them. I was very disheartened by Reggie Bush's performance last week, but what shocked me more was the poor play of the Saints wide receivers, they combined for only 100 yards receiving. This week that has to, and should be more.
Prediction: Saints, Saints -4 (spread waay too little)

4:05 EST
Vikings @ Lions
An epic matchup between 2 of the fiercest 1-0 teams in the league. Nope that's silly, the Vikings beat the Falcons (second worst this year?) while the Lions beat the Raiders (worst this year?). I like the Lions passing attack, but would like it even more with Kitna not there. I am really eager to see what Mr. Adrian Peterson is capable of over the course of the season, and I hope he has a big week this week...I am starting him in fantasy. I like the Lions in this game, and the more I think about it, I think they could have the chance to compete for this division as long as they don't play retarded.
Prediction: Lions, Lions -3 1/2

Cowboys @ Dolphins
The Cowboys put up almost 500 yards against a defense that could have been replaced by 11 senior citizens from an old people home with oxygen tanks and done better than they did. The Dolphins are another mediocre team, and they got beat by a mediocre Redskins team. I watched the end of that game, and was shocked to see how easily the Redskins drove through them, I think that will continue this week. As much as I hate to say it, I see the Cowboys at 2-0 and in the driving seat for this division right now. But, they need Terrance Newman to do anything big this year.
Prediction: Cowboys, Cowboys -4

Seahawks @ Cardinals
The Seahawks were the most easy pick of last week, and the Cardinals were my bandwagon disappointment, proving that no matter what, they are still the Arizona Shitty Fucking Cardinals. Edge got his game going a little bit, and it will be interesting to see if he can keep it going this week against a more solid (sorry niners fans) Seattle defense. I like the Seahawks to do work this year, so does Bill Simmons, and I am pretty sure they will be able to handle the Cards this week. They should be 2-0 without having to break a sweat.
Prediction: Seahawks, Seahawks -3

Jets @ Ravens
I feel that people don't really know what to expect from this game, considering the Pats were at another level last week- I wonder why- and the Jets never really had a chance. The Ravens dropped one to the Bengals, but I really can't see them all the way down at 0-2. Especially not after a home game, especially not after wearing those all black unis. The Jets shouldn't be too worried if Pennington can't start, I see Clemens as pretty much the same thing, but they should be worried about their rushing game. Thomas Jones did not look good. That is a big concern for a franchise looking for a back to replace Curtis Martin.
Prediction: Ravens, Ravens -10

Raiders @ Broncos
One of the worst teams in the league travels to one of the hardest places to play in football. I think we all know how this one will probably play out.
Prediction: Broncos, Broncos covering whatever spread they put up

Chiefs @ Bears
One of the worst offenses in the league facing off against one of the top defenses in the league. The Bears team this year looks exactly the same to me as the Bears team from last year: fierce, swarming defense, ok running attack, worst QB/Passing attack of any good team, will beat the mediocre teams only to lose to good ones. The Bears will be tough to beat for most everyone, and the Chiefs definately aren't pulling off this upset.
Prediction: Bears, Chiefs +13 (Just cause I am not sure if the Bears can score 13 points)

8:15 EST
Chargers @ Patriots
Undoubtably the matchup of the week, but its coming about 12 weeks too soon. This game should be a late season test for both teams. The Pats looked incredible last week, and no matter what everyone wants to think, its not solely cause they were taping the Jets signals. The Chargers did well by surviving the Bears. I've always thought its easier to play defense earlier in the season, cause offenses aren't quite on the same signals yet, so beating the Bears early is a pretty nice accomplishment. The Pats have something to prove this week: that they can win without cheating. The Chargers have something to prove this week: that they are better than the Pats, and deserve revenge for their Divisional loss to them last year. Expect this to be a fast hard-hitting game. I like LT to have a big week, but I don't see the Chargers stopping the Pats offense. And you know what's funny: Shawne Merriman cheated by taking steroids but no one seems to care that much. I mean he still made the pro bowl and has his own nike commercials, which are dope by the way.
Prediction: Pats, Pats -4

Monday 8:30 EST
Redskins @ Eagles
No game last week pleased me more than the Eagles games. One of my good friends here is an Eagles fan, and watching him go through what Giants fans normally have to go through was beautiful. I love seeing them lose, especially to shitty teams, and especially by giving the game away. The Redskins won though, which pissed me off, and I think this week things will even out for these two NFC East teams. Donny Mac (as the Eagles fan calls him) has gotta play better and the Eagles need to shore things up, but Andy Reid is a good coach, and I expect them to be ready to kick the Skins ass this week.
Prediction: Eagles, Eagles -7

This is what I do when I sleep through my classes

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

I may have helped a cause that actually worked...

Kanye thrashes 50 Cent in first-day sales race...
This is so sad. Yesterday I bought the Kanye West album on iTunes and thus contributed in my first cause that actually might accomplish something. The CD is not that bad either.

tucker max

In my last post I said check out www.collegehumour.com. While I have started to browse that site is has nothing on www.tuckermax.com. This is essential a blog created by a Duke law school student on which he writes stories (supposedly non- fiction) about the rediculously funny shit him and his friends get into. The stories are extremely long and while always entertaining each one has parts that will actually make you laugh out loud... in a room by yourself. The first one to check out is The Austin Road trip. These guys are complete assholes but the lunacy of what they do is hilarious.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Just a Reminder...


Ladies and Gents, I am going to keep this short and sweet in order to get the point across, buy the new Kanye West album. I said BUY. This is just a reminder from the post made earlier by Widukind. If Kanye outsells 50 Cent in the first week that their albums are released, 50 vows that he will never make another solo album. I hate 50 Cent so much that I will buy an album for the first time in a very long time. So buy Kanye's album. Even if you don't like him, do it just to spite 50. To check who is doing better, check Billboard.com.

Sunday, September 09, 2007

Solid. Too solid...

In honor of opening weekend, here's some wisdom from Marshawn Lynch:





Ryan Braun for MVP.

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

People can judge me all they want, but only God can judge me.


In keeping with last season's weekly previews, this year's will begin with a quote from a different player every week. This one comes from Travis Henry, in response to the leaking of the fact that he has nine children with 9 different women. WOW. Check out the article here: http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070827/SPORTS11/70827008/1038/ENT03. Anyways, its a new season, and keeping with last years work, I will do game previews on a weekly basis. And yes I know I forgot to do all the divisions for my preseason preview but that was too much work, and I didn't have time for that with soccer preseason. I'll do my playoff predictions at the end. Anyways last year I went 42-38 in my picks, so over .500, and I went 37-43 so hopefully this year I will fare better over the course of a full season. But there will be no betting prior to the end of soccer season as that's illegal and could get me in big trouble. Anyways lets get the picks going.



Thursday 8:30 EST
Saints @ Colts
The Saints are one of two popular picks to win the NFC this season, and with the #1 ranked offense last year they should be. Reggie Bush can only improve, and with Drew Brees having a second year in this system he should have an even bigger year. The Colts are not a popular pick to repeat despite the strength of their squad, but I think they'll still have a fairly succesful year. In the first game of the 2007 NFL season, I do like the Colts however. I think that in this game that will most likely be a shootout, the Colts will win solely as a result of their home field advantage. I feel that in Week 1, that will make the most difference. But I think the game will be close, with a late Vinatieri field goal possibly deciding the game. That sounds about right.
Prediction: Colts, Saints +6 1/2

Sunday 1:00 EST
Chiefs @ Texans
Two teams that I see going in different directions this year. I like the Texans to have a definite up year this year, and I think the Chiefs could be in big trouble with Larry Johnson having gotten 400+ carries last year. Herm Edwards says he'll not use LJ as much earlier, to keep him healthy and away from injury, but then their team sucks. I mean without LJ this is a real bad team. It remains to be seen if Huard can be a real QB for a full season and their defense lacks talent. On the other hand, I like Matt Schaub and the Texans this year, and feel that this is a team that could reach the .500 plateau with a little luck. I expect this to be pretty low scoring, with the Texans prevailing in the end.
Prediction: Texans, Texans -3

Broncos @ Bills
The Broncos are a team that I feel should be playing with a little chip on the shoulder and extra motivation considering the offseason they had, and I think they will actually have a pretty solid season out west. The Bills on the other hand were a team at the way up at the end of last year, and are a team that I feel is just a big question mark this year. In this game, I go with the coaching, experience, and talent of the Broncos over the youth and potential of the Bills. The Bills won't be bad this year, but they are not beating the Broncos in week 1, however they have been known to pull off the big win in week 1. See two or three years ago.
Prediction: Broncos, Broncos -3

Steelers @ Browns
The Steelers are one of my least favorite teams (Ben Roethlisberger eats my bunghole) but they do have talent in certain positions. The Browns are a team with a lot of question marks at a lot of big positions, but I think they could surprise people a little this year. I don't think Charlie Frye is as bad as everyone makes him out to be, and I like the Edwards-Winslow combo. I am also curious to see what Jamal Lewis can do this year. The Steelers on the other hand, I expect to be the same-old Steelers team they are every year. Lots of running and defense, and lame ball protection by Gay Ben. I am taking the upset in this game for week 1, as I like the Browns at home (see the trend here) in this big rivalry game.
Prediction: Browns, Browns +5 1/2

Titans @ Jaguars
Now in my preseason previews of conferences I did, I said I liked the Jags this year. Cancel that. I liked them with Byron Leftwich; I do not like them with Steven Gerrard or whoever at QB. This game now gets won on the old VY factor, so I am picking the Titans and VY to pull off this big upset in week 1. If Vince Young was not on the Titans, the Jags would be the pick, if Byron Leftwich was on the Jags, I would like them in this game easy.
Prediction: Titans, Titans +6 1/2

Panthers @ Rams
This game is between two teams, that I honestly see are right at about the same skill level. They both have talent, seem to underperform just a slight tad, and rely on big playmakers. Steve Smith could have a big game here, and I expect the Panthers to get him involved early and often. The Rams will rely heavily, if they are smart, on Steven Jackson, as Torry Holt doesn't seem to be entirely healthy yet. I like the Rams at home to win this one, and I expect both of these teams to finish at about the same mark this year.
Prediction: Rams, Rams -1 1/2

Eagles @ Packers
As much as I would love this season to be a swansong happy ending for #4 (partly for selfish fantasy reasons), I don't see it happening. The Eagles must focus on protecting Donovon McNabb for the early part of the season, but I think he needs to prove to himself at the start that he is healthy and ready to go for the full season. This is a big year for him, with the Shegles taking Kolb with their second round pick, and I feel the pressure to win is high this year. I like the Eagles in this one, which isn't a tough pick, but I think this could be a blowout.
Prediction: Eagles, Eagles -3

Falcons @ Vikings
This could have been kind of a tight game a little while ago, with Tavaris Jackson and Michael Vick facing off, but then Vick decided to castrate the public's opinion of him. I mean he could have honestly taken out his penis and peed on a disabled woman's face and people would have been in less of a furor than with the dogfighting. Now this is simply a pretty boring matchup. I really want to see what Tavaris Jackson can do (I am not expecting much) as well as Adrian Peterson, and to be honest I hope the Falcons tank cause I am so fucking sick of Joey Harrington and if they win a couple games early, that will be all that we hear about. And you know what, I think they are gonna win, and that's exactly what will happen in week 1.
Prediction: Falcons, Falcons +3

Dolphins @ Redskins
This is kind of a bizarre week 1 matchup, a replay of the Super Bowl of the Dolphins undefeated season, and these are two pretty mediocre teams. The Redskins are relying on an unproven kid at QB in Jason Campbell, while the Dolphins are relying on an old Trent Green, instead of a young Brady Quinn. I mean, can we talk about how bizarre that pick was, Ted Ginn at #9, are you kdding me. This isn't Madden, its the real world, you don't take sick over good. I like the Fish in this one for no apparent reason other than the fact that I think the Skins could be real bad this year, and the fact that I hate them and hope they don't succeed. Let's be honest, it's week 1, I don't have that much to go on other than my gut and last year a little, so some of the picks are gonna be influence by my own hopes.
Prediction: Fish, Fish +3

Patriots @ Jets
I am not sick of all the Pats talk quite yet, but I know that it's coming, and I got a kid in my dorm who's a lacrosse player and a huge Jets fans who I talk a lot of shit with, so I am gonna have to be rooting for the Jets in this one. The Pats are unquestionably the most talented team in the league this year in my opinion, and the Jets have a lot to prove. I do feel that the Pats will be hurt at some point early on by the losses of Rodney Harrison and Richard Seymour, but not in week 1. And really was it that surprising that Rodney Harrison was found to be using HGH? I mean of any football player, I would say he would definately be in the top 5 for steroid usage.
Prediction: Pats, Pats -6 1/2

4:15 EST
Bucs @ Seahawks
These two teams actually played each other in the last game of the season last year (I think, I am too lazy to check to make sure) and I expect the result to be the same- the Seahawks will win. I think the Seahawks may be better than last year, to the dismay of all you Niners fan, but I expect guys like Shaun Alexander and Matt Hasselbeck to play a little better this year. The Bucs are a pretty mediocre team in my book, and did not do nowhere near enough this offseason to address their multiple issues, even though they now have 1,000 QB's. I like the Seahawks to win comfortably in this win, and I expect Shaun Alexander to start off this year's campaign with a bang.
Prediction: Seahawks, Seahawks -6

Bears @ Chargers
This matchup I am actually finding kind of intriguing the more I look out. Look I know everyone thinks that the Bolts will probably smash on the Bears in this one, and there definately is that chance, but for some reason I think this could be a really good, fun, and interesting matchup. I can't quite explain it, it's just kind of a gut feeling. I think Rex Grossman sucks, and I love it how he is challeging all the haters or whatever he's doing, but I think the Bears defense could step up with a huge performance in this one to keep this game close. I am gonna pick the Bolts, but won't be surprised if it's close or the Bolts pull the upset. I am also pumped to see the new jerseys for the Chargers, the White Helmets are fucking money.
Prediction: Chargers, Bears +6 1/2

Lions @ Raiders
You gotta love the NFL for matching up the two worst teams in the league last year against each other in week 1. I mean I am really jealous of you folks on the west coast who will get to watch this epic struggle. I wish JaMarcus Russel was playing, I am really curious to see what he can do this year, I think he is another one of the really intriguing players who will factor into this season and the next couple years. I expect Calvin Johnson to do fucking work this year and on into the future with Roy Williams, and I kinda wish they had a sick QB who I could root for so I could kinda bandwagon them. I don't really know why, but that sounds like an appealing idea to me right now. I think the Lions will win in this won, cause the Raiders really really blow. I like Namdi Asomuagh though. I'm pretty sure I butchered that spelling.
Prediction: Lions, Lions +1 1/2

Sunday 8:15
Giants @ Cowboys
Now we get to what I have been wanting to talk about for a long, long, fucking time. Honestly you should be glad that I didn't get to do the NFC East preview cause it would have been so fucking long cause I can talk about those teams forever and have a lot to say about the Giants this year. So now time to get some of it off my chest. First, I will start off saying now that I am picking the Giants to win this game. I feel like they have gotten a bad rap from the press, and part of that is definately deserved, don't get me wrong, but I think that they are a better team than people might give them credit for. I am saying this for the first time, and this is actually pretty true, I think you guys can vouch, but I actually feel that Eli Manning might make the jump a little bit this year. I'm saying it now, his preseason, and attitude going in this year has finally made me a believer. I like BJ at Tailback, and expect Ahmad Bradshaw to be the #2 guy by the end of year. The WR corps should be solid with Plax, a healthy Amani Toomer, Steve Smith (who had a great camp), and Sinorice Moss, whos got a lot to prove. The big questions will be the line and the secondary. The secondary could be bad, really bad. But Justin Tuck has had a huge camp and is an apt replacement for Stray, Osi has looked good, and the new scheme works much better with Pierce. Enough of that though. The Cowboys are the other popular NFC pick, but I think they could be one of the busts this year. Romo remains a question mark in my book, and I think Wade Phillips is probly better at eating than coaching, and will fuck with their talent this year. I can't bet, but I had a strong desire to put some scrilla on the Giants this year.
Prediction: Giants, Giants +6

Monday 7:00 EST
Ravens @ Bengals
Ok, I'm getting tired so I'm keeping it quick for this one. I like the Ravens in this one. I think their defense will stifle the Bengals offense and I think their offense will be able to put up points on the Bengals defense. Watch out for Willis McGahee, I see him doing big things this year.
Prediction: Ravens, Ravens +3

10:15 EST
Cardinals @ Niners
Now what everyone else who reads this blog might read instead of everything else. The Niners are kind of the hot bandwagon team this year, which is a bad sign considering those teams always tend to not live up to their preseason hype. Their talent is undeniable but sorry I put them a year away. Smith will have some problems without Norv Turner but I expect will have a decent year, and I think Frank Gore should too, if he avoids injury which is absolutely key. I still have big questions about their defense, and I think their run defense could be especially weak this year as I don't particularly think they have enough talent along the line (aside from and old BY) to run a 3-4. Now this whole thing will probably piss off everyone and Widukind especially, but I think the #2 team from this league this year and future wild card will be none other than the Arizona Cardinals. There is no denying their talent at the skill positions and I like the fact that they brought in Grimm and Wisenhunt from Pittsburgh. That was a pretty fucking astute move.
Prediction: Cardinals, Cardinals +3

Playoff prediction: Here are my predicted playoff teams in order of final standings by conference.

AFC: Patriots, Ravens, Chargers, Colts, Broncos, Bengals
NFC: Saints, Seahawks, Eagles, Bears, Cardinals, Cowboys

Go ahead everyone, rip into me and my picks. I know its coming. Michael I can't wait to hear what you in particular have to say about this.

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Wale (pronounced Walé)...


I don't know what to say about this guy. I read an article about him about five month ago and thought nothing of him. My outlook changed when I met Roxanne's cousin and she told me that, like Girl Talk, Wale played her schools "Go-Go", which is similar to a school dance, but all they have is Go-Go music playing. If you all listened to the albums that I posted a couple of months ago you would know what Go-Go is, but I will refresh your memory: Go-Go is a version of big band Hip-Hop that has lots of live drumming and horns (pretty awesome). I hope you enjoy this mixtape as much as I do, but I will also post some individual tracks (including a remix of D.A.N.C.E. by Justice that is really great). Please enjoy...


Thursday, August 30, 2007

Bob Sinclair and New Lil' Wayne...

So, now that I'm essentially alone (cept for NinerPride on weekends), I'm very bored. So I've decided to do another post. I was gonna just do more techno but I decided to start off with a new Lil' Wayne song that just got released. I'm not sure where this song is from, I know its not on Tha Carter III but it may actually be produced by Dr. Dre(as Datpiff claims). The beat just kinda has that Dre feel. Lil' Wayne is pretty on point the whole song:

Homie if ya girl pregnant
you should kiss her naval
cuz you probably won't live
to see the mothafuckin cradle
I kinda like song but I feel like the beat isn't amazing (even if it is Dre). Still it's worth downloading.

Lil Wayne - Outstanding

Now it is back to techno. Speaking of Les Planches, we heard all three of Bob Sinclair's singles at the club. I like two of them a lot (one of which Alex also found in Amsterdam) and one of them so so. Here is the video for the best of the three:



Bob Sinclair - World Hold On

Bob Sinclair - Sound of Freedom

Bob Sinclair - Rock this Party

The first two are tight. Lasts one not so tight, cept I think it would be good at a dance.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

And you thought Ber was the future...

Cody Paul. This kid plays peewee football and pwns just about everyone that is unfortunate enought to cross his path. You thought Noel Devine had a sick highlight video, this one rivals it and the kid is f-ing white and 12 years old. Yup. He plays for the Los Alomitos Griffins, who have won the Pop Warner Super Bowl in their division two years in a row. Although the team that surrounds him is pretty amazing for a PeeWee team, some of the field vision that this kid has is incredible. This video will not let you down. Serially.


Uuuhhhh

Well fellow contributors it has been nearly two weeks since we all last rendezvoused. I find myself with way too much free time stuck on the facebook.com reminiscing on past times. While I have certainly met some cool kids, and I have been partying a decent amount, I am missing the easy flow of being at home with the boys. Being that college is a learning environment here are some of the things I have found. First http://collegehumour.com/ is a deliciously funny website. The video of miss teen America making an ass of herself talking about Americans inability to locate themselves on a globe is so far one of the highlights. Also I have come to appreciate the diversity of college. A certain type of person I had previously not encountered, I now see floating around campus. This rare specimen goes by the name of Guido. While I’m sure hungry for tacos, being a frequent visitor to Long Island, has a lot of experience with this species they are new to me. Her is a video that successfully portrays a Guido’s character.


Anyway love to chat with those of you I haven’t spoken to, hope all in well.

Taster...

I am about to embark for school, where the posts will increase in great number from what they have been all summer (which was virtually nil). To wet your appetites on what is to come, I thought I would throw in a reminiscent track to the summer (think La Planche). Please enjoy...

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

The Dirty Dirty




Since I am home sick today, I have plenty of time to waste on my next division, the AFC South. The Colts were weakened substantially this offseason, the Jags need to prove themselves this year, the Titans should be trying to convince everyone they were not a fluke at the end of the year last year, and the Texans I think could be a surprise team at the end of the year. I think the fight between the top 2 could be much tighter this year, and I expect the third team to also put up a fight in the wild card.

1. Indianapolis Colts
What's To Like: Well, let's see here, they still have Reggie Wayne, Marvin Harrison, and Dallas Clark, the foundations of a passing attack that is (almost indisputably) the best in the NFL on a yearly basis. Peyton Manning is probably the best quarterback in the league right now, and I don't expect him to ease off now that he has won a championship. Joseph Addai proved by the end of the year that he could be their number 1 back, and looks like he could have a great future with the team. Dwight Freeney is coming back after a monster year, helping boost the number 2 pass defense. They have a strong, smart corps of safeties with Bob Sanders and Bethea, and if they can stay healthy, they could both have huge years. The Colts are a sure bet to have a dynomite offense like in past years, and that, along with their coaching, is almost enough to ensure a playoff spot for them on a yearly basis.
What's Not To Like: In my opinion, a lot, for a team that just won the Super Bowl. They lost their Pro Bowl left tackle, Tarik Glenn, to retirement, so Peyton Manning now has rookie Tony Ugoh defending his blind side in a season where the Colts will face the likes of: Mario Williams, Julius Peppers, Amobi Okoye, Terrell Suggs, and Shawne Merriman, among others. The Colts are lacking a true second running back, so if anything happens to Addai, someone very unproven will be stepping in there. It seems unlikely that Bob Sanders will be able to play for the entire year considering the manner in which he plays and the fact that he is coming off a serious knee injury, and if he is not there, the pass defense and rush defense will feel his absence. They lost both starting cornerbacks, and will now have to turn to two unproven players at that position. And, they also lost Cato June, one of their top playmakers on defense, and their best linebacker.
Betting Lines: 7/1 to win it all, 9/2 to win the AFC, 1/3 to win the South.
Final Outlook: The Colts last year, to some extent, were one of the feel-good, everyone happy type stories. Peyton Manning got his ring, Tony Dungy got some of the credit they deserved, and the suck-ass Bears didn't win. However, going into this season, I think the Colts have been weakened by this offseason. The departure of June, David, Harper, Glenn, and Rhodes leaves question marks at a number of positions. Everyone says in sports that the hardest thing to do is to repeat as champions, and despite all that the Colts having going for them, I really can't see it happening. I think they are going to slide back a little into the team that they were in previous years, a team with a great offense, but a mediocre defense, that ultimately leaves them vulnerable once the playoffs roles along. Also, one or two injuries, and this team could be looking at a dogfight with the Jags for first. I see them finishing about 11-5, as they have a few tough games in there.

2. Jacksonville Jaguars
What's to Like: The fact that this team, honestly, as a shitload to prove this season in my opinion. Byron Leftwich has to prove that he can be the undisputed leader of this team for an entire season, and since this guy has been a soldier before, I think he's gonna prove himself to be up to the task. Their running back corps is extremly solid with Fred Taylor and Maurice Jones-Drew, and with Drew in his second season expect him to have more carries, which I think will benefit both players. Coach Jack Del Rio has made it clear to the wide receivers that they have to improve this year or possibly find new horizons, so I expect a couple of guys to step up to the challenge. The team is enormously gifted on both sides of the trenches, and they have proven consistently that they can both run the ball, and stop the run. They have the best defensive tackle tandem in the business with Marcus Stroud and John Henderson, both of whom are beasts against the run, and strong and tall enought to disrupt the passing attack. A number of players are coming back from injury, including MLB Mike Peterson, and they should be in the top 5 defenses, like they were last year. I also really like their addition of 1st round pick Reggie Nelson at safety, and I think he could be a candidate for the Defensive Rookie of the Year. Lastly, the Jags are pretty well coached, and are almost impossible to beat on their home field, and I think this year they are a team that is gonna play hard and punish every other team they play.
What's Not To Like: A lot of the stuff that this team has to prove is a result of things that are not to like. Byron Leftwich seems to get hurt almost every year, along with Fred Taylor, and at least one of their defensive tackles, so a number of players need to stay healthy for long stretches of time, which has not been their forte. Their wide receiving corps is a question mark for a reason, as no one has stepped up and claimed a starting role or playmaking role for himself. The team also lost both of their starting safeties from last season and both their replacements are young, so they may suffer from undisciplined play at those positions. Also, the question about Jags has never been about talent, but whether they can put it together for an entire season, and honestly they have yet to prove that, and the expectations are there for this season.
Betting Lines: 30/1 to win it all, 15/1 to win the AFC, 3/1 to win the South (I think that could be worth taking).
Final Outlook: The Jags to me this year, somewhat remind me of the Bengals who took the AFC South from the Steelers in 2005, only to lose as a result of the injury to Carson Palmer. I think the Jaguars team this year has the ability to upset the Colts, and I was honestly very tempted to take them over the Colts. I think they are undoubtably a playoff team, and despite the fact that I have the Colts finishing above them in the regular season, I think they could go deep into the playoffs this year. If they get consistent play at the QB position all year from Byron Leftwich and the team remains healthy, I could see them finishing at around the 10-6 mark, and really challenging the Colts for the South. However, if these things do not work out, they might end up being the same old 8-8 team they were last year. Expect the former.

3. Houston Texans
The Texans you say, but what about Vince Young and the Titans? Nonsense I say, as I think the Texans will surprise everyone with a solid season and loads of improvement on last season.
What's To Like: I'm sure at this point the Falcons are regretting giving up Matt Schaub, and for me, I expect the youngster to have a solid year with the Texans. He was always a consistent performer and well liked by the Falcons staff, and I think he has the potential to become a solid, if unspectacular QB in the NFL much like say a Trent Green. Ahman Green is no Reggie Bush, but he is still and upgrade over the likes of Wali Lundy and Ron Dayne, so while their rushing attack still may lack potency, it should be slightly more solid than last year. Andre Johnson is one of the most underrated playmakers at the Wide Receiver positions and is likely good for 1,000+ yards on a yearly basis. The Defensive Line has loads of potential with the likes of Amobi Okoye and Mario Williams, the latter of whom I expect to have a very good year this year. DeMeco Ryans may be the best young MLB in the game and should anchor this defense again this year. And Dunta Robinson is emerging into a very, very good cornerback.
What's Not To Like: The Texans are not particularily strong or deep on either side of the line, and after David Carr set all sorts of records for sacks suffered, the front office has not done enough to ensure the protection of Matt Schaub. Defensively, the group may have potential, but they remain small and inexperience, and could be very vulnerable against the run, possibly finishing worse than their 20th place finish last year. The running back corps remains a question mark, as Ahman Green is over 30 and definately is past his prime, and the backups behind him (who will definitely need to fit in somewhere in the equation) are weak players. Also, aside from Andre Johnson, the team is lacking in receiving playmakers, as an old Keenan McCardell is supposed to be seen as an upgrade at that position. I am also not entirely sold on Gary Kubiak and the rest of the coaching staff, and I think this team might be a lot better off with a more experienced veteran at the coaching helm.
Betting Lines: 100/1 to win it all, 50/1 to win the AFC, 12/1 to win the South.
Final Outlook: I don't know why, but I have this gut feeling on these guys as well to be a sleeper team that challenges for a playoff spot this year, much like the Titans did last year. I've always thought Matt Schaub would be a good player, and I think now, in this situation, he will thrive. I also think their defense could come out and really be something this year despite its youth and the question marks at a couple of positions, and really take the league by storm to some extent. I see them finish right around .500, with marked improvement in a number of areas, and I think with the addition of a playmaking running back and wide receiver in the next couple years, that this team might have a chance competing for a playoff spot.

4. Tennessee Titans
What's To Like: VY hasn't even played a full year at QB in the NFL, but has already proven himself to be a winner, just like in college. I mean, the guy is capable of truly amazing things, and is the best playmaker on the offensive side of the ball for that obvious reason. Their offensive line is solid, as proven by the rushing total of Travis Henry last year, so Young should have plenty of time to throw, space to run in, and Chris Brown should have success as well. They also have some playmakers defensively in Keith Bulluck and Nick Harper, two very solid NFL players. Also, Jeff Fisher remains a very good head coach, and with him and Norm Chow at the helm offensively, this team could be potent around VY.
What's Not To Like: A whole hell of a lot. VY is on the cover of Madden, and while I am not a religious person, there are some jinxes that are a little too suspicious for me. Their starting running back is Chris Brown (barf), and their starting wide receivers are Roydell Williams and Brandon Jones. I honestly have NEVER heard of either of these players. They lost their top defensive playmaker because he seems to be somewhat of a psychopath and enjoys making it rain on women, and their best defensive line player proved he was a psychopath last year by stepping of someone elses face. Oh yeah, and did I mention the Madden Curse and the fact that their backup is none other than Kerry Collins?
Betting Lines: 60/1 to win it all, 22/1 to win the AFC (waaay to low), and 15/2 to win the South.
Final Outlook: This team has a lot of things not going for them. They have no offensive playmakers aside from their quarterback who is on the cover of Madden, and they lost their top defensive playmaker for the entire season. I honestly think that they might really really suck this year. I mean, I could see them finishing at 3-13 considering they play good teams and a couple other shit ones, but i think their record might not reflect how bad they are considering they have VY, who will single handedly win them probably two games. So I say 5-11 is more realistic, despite how lacking in talent and explosiveness they are.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Internet Dorks get PWNZERED

Oh Word just posted this; you can check out their original post in the "links" section.



Was that Juanfeesh at the end of that video?

While I'm thinking about it...I like Nas, but didn't like the whole "Hip Hop is dead" thing because that album really wasn't all that great. If you make an album called "Hip Hop is dead" and write a song with the same title, you better have made one fucking amazing album. Not just a good one. Instead of just saying you want to resurrect Hip Hop so you can cause controversy and make a few bucks, just do your thing and write good music and let it happen by itself.
Then shoot Curtis, Ja Rule, and Ron Artest. Survival of the fittest.

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Bi-monthly techno update...

I've been encouraged by a few members of this blog to get more involved. So, now that I'm here in Tahoe doing absolutely nothing, I've decided to take them up on that offer. So here is the beginning of what I hope will be a bi-monthly techno update. Pretty much since Europe, I've gotten pretty good at scouring the internet for new techno songs as well as remembering ones we heard in Europe that I liked. I'll start this post off with a pretty easy one. While we were in Europe David Guetta (injury prone's favorite) came out with a new song and I like it. We heard it once in that French club. It hasn't been released yet in the US, but Limewire is a fun little tool. The first time I downloaded it I got a shitty remix, but I few days ago I found the radio edit. Here it is along with the music video. The music video is silly but I like it.


David Guetta - Love is Gone (radio edit)

Bonus Song: This has been a long time coming. I think I'm the only one that has this song and I think this is the main reason I was asked to even do this post. You all know which song I'm talking about. Here it is:

Shine On (Heiko and Matkos Remix) - Sunloverz

Bonus Video: 'Cause there is no music video for the Sunloverz song, I've included the Madden 08 intro. I'm not gonna do a review of the game though because Alex would do it much better than me. The intro though is definitely the best intro for a video game I've ever played. If you haven't seen it yet watch it:




Okay that's all for me.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

50 vs Kanye: The Battle for Gheyest Person Alive...and Maybe Even Dead


This feud has recently been brought to my attention. I love it.

In the poo corner, Curtis James Jackson, who at one point was dear to my heart because I actually thought "Get Rich or Die Trying" was a good movie. In the pee corner, Kanye West, who I've always pretty much considered a fannybandit, if not just really uber metro.

In terms of music, I've never liked either. Yeah yeah, I repped 50 at Bar-Mitzvahs when we were all super horny and learning how to freak dance in front of our parents, and Kanye...well he's always been pretty damn annoying. 50 pisses me off because he can't rap for shit, all his shit sounds the same, and he tries to start shit with Dipset. Kanye is annoying because all his shit is just super preachy and barfy.

That's why the fact that the beef between these two has escalated is hilarious. The bitch fight has been oozing like Pāhoehoe for a while, originating with the beef between 50's camp and Jay-Z's. It even got political in 2005, when 50 defended (kind of) G Dubya after Kanye's infamous "George Bush doesn't care about black people" thing (big ups to Mike Meyers for looking like he just farted and is hoping no one noticed). Also in 2005, Curtis claimed Kanye was only successful because the Hip-Hop community was looking for a Yin to 50's Yang persona. I even got that analogy right. Chyea!

Here's the current situation: the release date for Curtis' new album, Curtis, got pushed back to September 11 recently, while Kanye's new album, Graduation, got bumped up to the same date. This is the first ridiculous part. I have so much disagreement with making September 11 a day to make money that I'm going to throw up if I think about it anymore...oops. Apparently, Bodog has even been taking bets on who will outperform who, shockingly with 50 as the clear favorite.

Now the best part; Curtis has vowed that if Graduation outsells Curtis, he will stop making solo albums. Hoo-ray!

What a fucking quagmire. Clearly the best solution would be for both of them to just duke it out in the Octagon, and then die, or maybe just decide to shut up for...a billion years, and go move some place sunny. I guess I'm cheering for Kanye because of the whole 50 quitting thing, but that makes me want to puke. Again.

For your entertainment, here are the two singles both fucktards, ahem, artists, have released from their respective albums:

50 Cent- Ayo Technology (This song is pretty bad.)

Kanye West- Stronger (You probably have this song already. It's also #2 on iTunes. I think I'm going to go create an account on Bodog.)

Out like Jeremy Giambi.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Well, Here Goes My Afternoon...


We move east and north from the AFC West at this point to the AFC North, a division that could prove to be one of the most competitive and one of the most challenging in this coming year. There are three teams that seem to be playoff caliber, yet the odds tell us that most likely only two of them will go on. The three teams each have different styles, leading to a very contrasting division. Anyways, we begin.

1. Bodymore Ravens
What's To Like:Well obivously, the top ranked defense which allowed 20 yards per game less than the second place team. Ray Lewis is coming back in what he's saying is the "best shape of his life", and despite the loss of playmaking linebacker Adalius Thomas, the defense still has Ed Reed, Chris McAlister, Bart Scott, and Terrell Suggs. Scott especially broke out last year, and will have even more responsibility with the loss of Thomas. Defensively, there still remains a lot of continuity on this defense, and look for their defense to rank (conservatively) in the top 5 again this year. The QB position no longer remains a point of controversy, as Steve McNair has proven himself repeatedly to be a franchise quarter back. What he's lost in speed over the last couple years he's gained in smarts, so he should lead this offense effectively this year. Willis McGahee is a definite upgrade over Jamal Lewis, so look for the Ravens rushing attack to be more effective this year. Also, with McNair in the system for another year, look for an improved passing attack on last year's performance as the wide receivers and McNair will have gelled better. Also, Jonathan Ogden is supposed to be back for the start of the year, so if he is back the Ravens line will be much stronger.
What's Not To Like:Well the defense is getting older, and a number of playmakers, including Ray Lewis may have lost a step. The loss of Adalius Thomas could prove costly, as the Ravens will need people to step up in a variety of positions to fill the gaps that Thomas has left. Offensively, McNair is always an injury threat, and it seems inevitable that Kyle Boller will have to start a least a couple games this year. McGahee may be an upgrade on Lewis, but he had a down year last year, and still has a lot to prove. And if Ogden is unable to return by the start of the year, look for that to have an effect on both the passing attack and the rushing attack.
Betting Lines: 18/1 to win the Super Bowl, 9/1 to win the AFC, 9/5 to win the North.
Final Outlook: I think the Ravens this year will be a very strong team, and are definately capable of winning the North. However, they remain a couple of injuries away from missing the playoffs. I believe their defense will be able to replace Thomas, and I expect them to be one of the best, if not the best defense in football. I do like the addition of McGahee, and I expect to have a better year this year, and while the passing attack does not seem that strong, I think they'll be around their top half finish this year. There schedule is extremly difficult, as they have to play the Chargers, Patriots and Colts in three consecutive weeks, but i think they'll finish anywhere from 10-6 to 12-4, which should be enough to win this division.

2. Cincinnati Bengals
This team was going to be #1 for me, but honestly, the losses of Chris Henry and Kenny Irons I think are going to prove costly for this ball club, and while I think they have the talent to finish first, I expect them to be a wild card team.
What's To Like:The team had a top 10 offense last year, and honestly, with all their talent at the skill positions, there is little doubt that they should finish there again. Carson Palmer is becoming one of the elite quarterbacks in the NFL, and he should be even better this year, with another year under his belt after his ugly knee injury. Rudi Johnson is an absolute workhorse and is without a doubt good for 1000 yards and a number of touchdowns, and will have to carry the rushing load with the loss of Kenny Irons, the #1 pick for this team this year, and the probable #2 running back. Chad Johnson and T.J. Houshmandzadeh remain one of the best tandems at the wide receiver position, and each has the potential to go ways above 1,000 yards. Tab Perry may even be able to fill in at the slot position while Chris Henry is suspended. The defense can only prove on its third-to-last position from last year, and Marvin Lewis is known for his defensive coaching prowess so I expect their defense will be much better.
What's Not To Like: Well let's see, their defense did finish third-from-last last year, and the additions made do not look like they are going to make that much of a difference. The defense really still is lacking playmakers, so they will not match their turnover numbers from two years ago. Offensively, the losses of Kenny Irons and Chris Henry for 8 games, are what ultimately I feel will derail this team. Rudi Johnson took a ton of punishment last year, and was up in the top 5, I believe, in touches, and Irons was supposed to lighten the load for him this year. With that not happening, an injury to Johnson would completly derail this team. The loss of Henry takes away Palmer's third option, and a guy who would pretty much automatically have a good matchup everytime he got on the field. That could slow their passing attack down a bit. Also, the continual suspensions, arrests, and off the field bullshit, translates to on the field disciplinary issues so I don't see this team being disciplined enough or focused enough to take down the Ravens this year. Emphaisis on this year.
Betting Lines: 15/1 to win the Super Bowl, 7/1 to win the AFC, and 3/2 to win the North. They are the favorites, so if you plan on betting, I would say go with the Ravens to get a little more return for your money.
Final Outlook: There is no denying the talent of this Bengals team, but I feel that with all that is going on, they are one year away from overtaking this Ravens team. I truly believe, and I know I am harping on it, that the losses of Irons and Henry will be the doing in of this team, because even if Johnson misses a couple of games, the running attack will be doomed. This team really reminds me of the Colts teams from a few years ago, one of those teams that is going beat most teams by outscoring them, but as we have seen, that can only take you so far if your defense is anemic. I can see them finishing from 9-7 and 11-5, and honestly they could win the division, as they have a much easier schedule than the Ravens, but I think they are prone to dropping their level, and losing to some lesser teams.
(Of all the picks, Michel I expect you to disagree with this one)

3. Pittsburgh Steelers
A team that has the potential to challenge the Ravens and Bengals, but with the change in front office personnel, I expect the Steelers to finish around 8-8 and be really searching for an identity by the end of the year.
What's To Like:Willy Parker is one of the best running backs in the league, and should be good for around 1300 yards per game and a number of scores. Ben Roethlisburger (gay) cannot possibly be any worse than last year without losing his job and reputation, so honestly, while I hate him, he should have a better year than last year. Their offensive line remains strong and as a unit, should give Parker plenty of holes to run through, and Roethlisburger plenty of time to throw picks. I like their wide receiving corps, because I have always been a Hines Ward fan, and I think Santonio Holmes could become a good #2 receiver. Their defense should be very strong this season with Tomlin coming in to the head coaching job, because if he can put Minnesota's defense in the top 10, I think he has the ability to put the Steelers in the top 5. Their rookies have impressed, especially LaMarr Woodley, and he has the potential and talent to be the Defensive ROY this year. Polamalu (gay) is a playmaker, and now is the leader of this defense with the departure of Joey Porter.
What's Not To Like: The departure of Bill Cowher leaves the Steelers with a change in coaching philosiphy for only the second or third time in franchise history and this can only hurt the team, especially on offense. Their offensive line is getting older, and Alan Faneca is leaving after this year, so their offense might struggle. Roethlisburger was honestly one of the worst quarterbacks this past year, and with all the drama surrounding him, another mediocre performance could put the position in controversy towards the end of the year. With the loss of Joey Porter, the team loses a great deal of its attitude, especially defensively, and expect that mean, hard-hitting streak that followed this defense to not be as prevalent this coming year. Also, age may prove to be an issue at a number of positions, and this team does have to play the Ravens and Steelers twice a year.
Betting Lines: 25/1 to win the Super Bowl, 14/1 to win the AFC, 5/2 to win the North.
Final Outlook: The Steelers have a talented team at a number of positions, but the team is undergoing a big change with the departure of Ken Whisenhunt, Russ Grimm, and Bill Cowher, so this is a team really searching for an identity. Are they an offense team built around the run or pass, and are they a 3-4 or Cover 2 defense. These are not easy questions to answer, and will dog the team all year long. Mediocre play at the QB position could prove costly again, and the team really needs Roethlisburger to actually perform for the first time. I see them finishing about .500, probably 7-9 or 8-8.

4. Cleveland Browns
A team that has a couple playmakers, but too much uncertainty and controversy has derailed them year after year, and I expect the same to happen this year.
What's To Like: The main thing to like is the two offensive playmakers: Kellen Winslow Jr. and Braylon Edwards. Both of the players have the potential to be some of the best at their respective positions, and both players physically can absolutely dominate the opposition. Charlie Frye has his moments, and Brady Quinn could be a pro quarterback. Their offensive line is not terrible, and if they can avoid injury, then Jamal Lewis might have a better year than last year. He's apparently looked good in camp which is a good sign. Defensively, Romeo Crennel is a great coach. They have a number of players that I like personally and whom I think can be good players, including Brodney Pool, Leigh Bodden and Andra Davis. They also have loads of potential and talent going into the future, so they might be more fitted to compete in a few years.
What's Not To Like:Really there is a lot to name here, but one of the issues is that the team is constantly stricken by the injury bug, and has not enough talent to deal with injuries to their good players. Crennel has yet to prove himself to be an apt NFL coach, and I wouldn't be surprised if he was the first coach to be fired this year. A QB controversy never helps, and the fact that Brady Quinn held out for so long and then struggled greatly in his first practices back is not a good sign. Jamal Lewis is not that great of an upgrade over Ruben Droughnes, so their offense will likely struggle. Defensively they were in the bottom 10, and did little to improve on that this offseason, so this is a team that honestly is in big trouble this coming year.
Betting Lines: 125/1 to win the Super Bowl-the worst of any team, 50/1 to win the AFC, 7/1 to win the North.
Final Outlook: This is a team with a lack of talent, not a great coaching staff, and that plays in a very difficult division. They have gone 1-11 over the past two years in their division which never bodes well, and I don't think that will change greatly next year. They have questions at the QB position, and if Brady Quinn is the franchise, he will probably start at some point, meaning he and the team will struggle greatly. This team is finish 4-12 at best in my book, and is picking Darrent McFadden somewhere in the top 5 or even the top 3 next year.