Abriendo Bitches OP-ED Piece #2

Couple things I have been thinking about today. First off, and most importantly, I am really excited for Pineapple Express, the new movie from the guys who brought us Superbad. Here's the newest trailer, which came out a week ago.

I have higher hopes (getting the reference here fellas) already for this movie than I ever did for Superbad or Knocked Up, and I had pretty high hopes for both of those movies. I like how these guys keep coming out with very different plot lines too, but they all seem to cater to stoners. This movie especially falls into this category. There's not really a lot I can say about the movie or my expectations. Just watch the trailer and tell me what you think. It doesn't come out till this summer though, which sucks.

The other thing I like about this trailer is I really really like the song they use in it. Apparently John and Alex already had it. Its really good. It's M.I.A. Paper Planes in case you don't have it. Especially really good to dance to. That brings me to my next point: I miss dances. I don't know about you guys but the dances here suck. They are all at frats so usually I'm not exactly in the right state of mine to navigate a packed dance floor anyway. And if that weren't enough, now that the football team is finished, they all show up and take over the dance floor at 11. You can't even try and dance cause they are all so fucking big. And they constantly do the soulja boy. And they introduce themselves to girls with their full name and position. Like they will actually walk up to cute girls and say something like "L.D. Crowe, Quarterback." They are actually retarded. I miss the old days with the M.O.R.E. dance. My sister was just telling me how the school surprised the students with a boat dance recently. I really want another one of those. I'm seriously considering attempting to organize one for this summer. Or force Lily to organize one. Yeah, that's a better idea. We should all (widukind especially) pester Lily to have a boat dance.

Last thing: All the credit for this discovery goes completely to HungryforTacos, but I gotta say I am pretty fucking excited for the new season of South Park now. I mean the last few seasons were ridiculous. Where do they go from here? More violence? More ball-licking? More cutting people in half? They could do so many different things with this upcoming season. Just an absurdly perfect show.

Also, I agree with Widukind about bangs. Bad current style trend.

Out like Injuryprone from the closet (he's into acting now).