Thursday, September 14, 2006

Isn't Michael Gross...

John

that sounds nice n all, but its kind of perverted. a baby? fuck dude atleast get some beastiality shit up in this. i want to get like, a big fucking mastadon and fuck it in its tight little cornhole. holy shit that would be so steamy. like, on the fucking frozen tundra, we could london bridge that little bitch with all those fucking caribou fucking eachother on the sidelines. mmmrooooooorro damn dude i bet those bitches moan helllaaa loud. so after we done skeeting all over the mastadon we rub that sticky shit in its fur and scalp that shit off the hairy motherfucker, then flip it inside out and stick it to our bodies with our semen. hella warm coats so we can keep warm watching the caribou fuck. then after a while we'd have to start eating the mastadon cuz we'd get hungry, then throw up on to the caribou and shove our cocks in their throats till they choke to death and puke all over our dicks, then we could have a fucking inuit motherfucker lick that shit off and then tell him to cook the caribou covered in our vomit and make sandwiches. then we eat that shit and fuck the inuit in the asscrack and shove the mastadon's leg up his ass till he statrs to bleed. then we fucking get naked and jump in the pool of blood and fuck a whole group of penguins by stabbing their heads open and fucking the hole because i heard brain makes for good lubricant. THEN we get a baby and fuck its eye sockets till he vomits on us, then we freez his vomit and make vomit dildos and ill shovce one up your ass hole till you bleed and the vomit melts, then make a blood/vomit dildo and make you suck it till it melts then you get sick and diarrhea it all out and make some mother fucking vomit/blood/semen/diarrhea jello.

love michael


-----Original Message-----
From: John.Fisher
Sent: Thu 9/14/2006 1:27 PM
To: Michael.Duryee
Subject: RE: sup

michael

we should shoot eachother in the asses and then have two guys fuck us at the same time instead of one guy. it would be fun and then we could have some really interactive strawberry shortcake. then, with the cum of one guy, i would take out of my butt (mixed with poop i might add) and stick it in my mouth and suck my figner off until I throw up and then I will throw up in your asshole. we could make a sweet poop-and-cum-and-vomit stew that we would stuff up the ass of a baby and stick in the microwave until it exploded. Then we would shatter the microwave on the floor and lick the remants of the cum-and-vomit-and-poop-stuffed-baby mixed with schards of plastic. it might hurt a little on our throats, but who said that deep-throating schards of plastic covered in this delicious cocktail would be easy.

love, john


-----Original Message-----
From: Michael.Duryee
Sent: Thu 9/14/2006 1:17 PM
To: John.Fisher
Subject: sup


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