Escalade Three Braid Beard Wearing...

I have been saying for some time now that if I could be any person in the world I would be the rapper WC from Westside Connection. I don't know what it is, but the thought of being a giant African-American dude with a braided beard always appealed to me. Especially one who participated in something called the ghetto olympics and was called the ghetto heisman (one n or two, its getting late). I know realize that part of my fondness for him comes from the fact that he wears a Phil Simms jersey in his video The Streets. Wearing a Lawrence Taylor jersey I understand, but a huge black dude from south-central LA wearing a Phil Simms jersey would be like if he started wearing a Jeff Garcia throwback. Anyway if you go to Mitchellandness.com the number two selling football throwback is Phil Simms. Even i say thats kind of gay. Anyway heres the video :


What would be equivalent to the Ghetto Olympics above? I mean could we make an olympics about like croquet, watching Fraiser, and wearing birckenstocks.

I like this video too:


We should give him a reality show or something