I've kind of been posting a lot, because I've had no homework this week, so I apologize for flooding this shit, but this is really funny. Dude smoking salvia...it gets really good like 2 minutes in but you should just watch the whole thing to witness the rapid turnover you get from smoking this stuff.
K, so we were talking bout Brotha Lynch at lunch the other day, so I thought I'd hook you guys up. I got it I got it, I mean I mean!
Return of Da Baby Killa
9mm Killa Weed
40 oz. and Chronic
Liquor Sicc
Liquor Sicc is the same song you might know as "Q-Ball", and when you download the file that's probably what it will call it, but that's the wrong name. Basically this guy is a fucking psycho. You should see the shit from "The Gift". His interview is fucking scary.
This post is in honor of the greatest TV show that has existed in the 21st century. This would be the one and only Chappelle's Show. Only 2 (and kind of 1/2) seasons yet it still was one of the funniest and most consistent shows i have ever seen. All most every skit is seriously quotable, like to an Anchorman degree and since it was only two seasons its not like it went through a big slump say like the Simpsons or the West Wing which was hella good but then fell off hard. In honor of Chappelle here is a video (or two) from each of the 3 seasons.
In season 1 were going to start with the funniest from this season in my book. First is the Playa Haters Ball. Nothing like some good hating.
Now the second season was in my opinion the better of the two longer seasons, with some of my favorite skits. Now deciding between all of them was tough, but one stands out above all the rest. Black Gallagher. Unfortunately, there was no youtube videos of the outtakes, which are dirtier stupider and funnier, (Why do titties taste like salt? Can you make breast milk butter) so heres the original skit.
The second one from season two was tough because there were a number of close ones. The honorable mentions are the Making the Band sketch, Rick James (too obvious), Dave rapping with goat legs (juanfish's favorite), Racial Draft. However the runner up from this season is in my book the Prince sketch. Very underated, better than rick james in my book.
Now the best from the Lost Episodes that they showed on TV was the Pixie sketch (Catfish!), but the funniest sketch wasnt shown on TV. Here is Daves takeoff of Supersize me:
All this makes me happy, yet sad cause no more.
Ok well I think we've all established that Andre Nickatina's raps are a little weird/repetitive. If I had a nickel for every time he says "Shere Khan", "Rap Cat", or "In the blink of an eye, you know my tiger can die", I would probably have like 2 bucks. Which if you think about it is like 40 nickels, which is actually kind of alot. Anyways, here's some videos from Dre Dog himself...
"Heelz"- All I can say is that I really appreciate how many white girls are in this video. I also appreciate Equipto's bucket hat, but I dont really appreciate it.
"Nicky Says"-Ok I really don't get the line that says "I'm like an ice cream truck/veins get cold when I cut this blunt"...whatever. Also, there's only one girl in this video, and she's kinda freaky looking and wearing some weird skin-tight space-suit. I've got one question for this video, too; what is with the clip of Nicky dressed like he's barbecuing like 2 minutes in? And why is he on a roof half the time with some weird pimp guy in the back?
And finally, I searched Krushadelic hoping for some music videos, but I could only find some crappy tapes of him performing at concerts...but I found this though. Apparently he produced this and wrote it and all that shit, but I mean; what the fuck?
I liked this line, at least, "Yeah I got it got it oh boy I mean I mean...they lookin' so lovely too".
Yea so we all know that classic quote and it refers slightly to the topic of this post as this is my winter movie preview pt 1. There are a bunch of possibly sick movies that are coming out this winter and here are the trailers for the one's that have trailers out already. I call this part 1 cause I may end up making part 2 or not because i might just forget, but here goes:
We'll start with something funny and I doubt that there will be anything funnier than the Borat movie. If you have time go watch the video on youtube with borat on conan talking about "making liquid explostion inside Queen Latifah" or the fact that he has heard Conan likes sex crimes.
The next movie looks super intense and is about one crazy motherfucker but looks super-tight and might be one of the only ones that i go out of my way to see. I always liked Forest Whitaker and we all know about Idi Amin and all his shit so this could be ridiculous.
The next gets included solely because its Bond and I own everyone of the movies so far, (except the last one which was really ghey) but this shit could be sorta tight. I mean the black and white always is a sick touch (see Sin City) and if they make it a little more badass then we could be in business.
Next is the movie that I might be going to see tonight and really that is all I can say. I hear the first stunt is Pontius putting his cock into a puppet and then having it get bitten by a snake.
Now i have been saving the best for last and this is the part that somewhat connects back to the title of this post. I have been looking forward to this movie since my mom (TEENA!) first told me about it a long time ago. Its Scorscese back to his gang roots, except with Jack Nicholson and Matt Damon and Leonardo Dicaprio. This is gonna be tight, it should be the best picture if not the most badass. I hear the first two minutes start with Gimme Shelter as the entrance music. You can hear it in the trailer.
This is some guy "Iron" Mike Zambidis, a K-1 fighter from Greece. He's 48-9 with 38 KO's, but the fact that he's so much smaller than all these guys and still fucks their shit up is amazing. Kind of weird that he just copied Mike Tyson's nickname, but as a recent post shows, Mike Tyson is kind of just a bitch now.
What a boss.
Is anyone down. I think it would be our chance to experience the high school football team that UHS and its abundant Jewish population has denied us for the past three something years. It is time that we fight back. Lets be jews and bet on the game. FUCK RJ becuase he will root for SI.
I have been saying for some time now that if I could be any person in the world I would be the rapper WC from Westside Connection. I don't know what it is, but the thought of being a giant African-American dude with a braided beard always appealed to me. Especially one who participated in something called the ghetto olympics and was called the ghetto heisman (one n or two, its getting late). I know realize that part of my fondness for him comes from the fact that he wears a Phil Simms jersey in his video The Streets. Wearing a Lawrence Taylor jersey I understand, but a huge black dude from south-central LA wearing a Phil Simms jersey would be like if he started wearing a Jeff Garcia throwback. Anyway if you go to Mitchellandness.com the number two selling football throwback is Phil Simms. Even i say thats kind of gay. Anyway heres the video :
What would be equivalent to the Ghetto Olympics above? I mean could we make an olympics about like croquet, watching Fraiser, and wearing birckenstocks.
I like this video too:
We should give him a reality show or something
Noel Devine's skills. Another year and another highlight reel...go to youtube and search his name, it's ridiculous. There's an unbelievable run in the first half of the film where he gets tackled, and another thats in slo-mo towards the end. What a boss.
I got so excited about the last post that I put it up twice. Enjoy... Michael must be sooooooo embarassed (is that with two r's?)/
John
that sounds nice n all, but its kind of perverted. a baby? fuck dude atleast get some beastiality shit up in this. i want to get like, a big fucking mastadon and fuck it in its tight little cornhole. holy shit that would be so steamy. like, on the fucking frozen tundra, we could london bridge that little bitch with all those fucking caribou fucking eachother on the sidelines. mmmrooooooorro damn dude i bet those bitches moan helllaaa loud. so after we done skeeting all over the mastadon we rub that sticky shit in its fur and scalp that shit off the hairy motherfucker, then flip it inside out and stick it to our bodies with our semen. hella warm coats so we can keep warm watching the caribou fuck. then after a while we'd have to start eating the mastadon cuz we'd get hungry, then throw up on to the caribou and shove our cocks in their throats till they choke to death and puke all over our dicks, then we could have a fucking inuit motherfucker lick that shit off and then tell him to cook the caribou covered in our vomit and make sandwiches. then we eat that shit and fuck the inuit in the asscrack and shove the mastadon's leg up his ass till he statrs to bleed. then we fucking get naked and jump in the pool of blood and fuck a whole group of penguins by stabbing their heads open and fucking the hole because i heard brain makes for good lubricant. THEN we get a baby and fuck its eye sockets till he vomits on us, then we freez his vomit and make vomit dildos and ill shovce one up your ass hole till you bleed and the vomit melts, then make a blood/vomit dildo and make you suck it till it melts then you get sick and diarrhea it all out and make some mother fucking vomit/blood/semen/diarrhea jello.
love michael
-----Original Message-----
From: John.Fisher
Sent: Thu 9/14/2006 1:27 PM
To: Michael.Duryee
Subject: RE: sup
michael
we should shoot eachother in the asses and then have two guys fuck us at the same time instead of one guy. it would be fun and then we could have some really interactive strawberry shortcake. then, with the cum of one guy, i would take out of my butt (mixed with poop i might add) and stick it in my mouth and suck my figner off until I throw up and then I will throw up in your asshole. we could make a sweet poop-and-cum-and-vomit stew that we would stuff up the ass of a baby and stick in the microwave until it exploded. Then we would shatter the microwave on the floor and lick the remants of the cum-and-vomit-and-poop-stuffed-baby mixed with schards of plastic. it might hurt a little on our throats, but who said that deep-throating schards of plastic covered in this delicious cocktail would be easy.
love, john
-----Original Message-----
From: Michael.Duryee
Sent: Thu 9/14/2006 1:17 PM
To: John.Fisher
Subject: sup
homo dinosaur penis sucker fat balls licker
Easily one of the greatest Southpark episodes ever. The story of Butter's dysfunctional family...fucking priceless.
Does anyone know how to make a post on the actually blog itself instead of a comment?
Archie is wearing the same thing as the freakishly tall guy...
Maybe it is just tall guy uniform protocol or something...
As much as we love our friend Archibald, this blog is hereby declared a blog for anything. Music, sports, movies, pictures of your poop that you layed after a burrito, drunk posts...anything goes.
Here is Eli Manning sucking a fat cock like usual:
Go niners
We Hope this does not turn out to be Bubbie:
Two years ago Russian newspapers published a dramatic story about Leonid Stadnik, a village resident of Ukrainian province. The man suffer from his own height: Leonid was 254 centimeters tall back in those days. It has recently become known that the tallest man in the world is still growing.
To view the rest of the story go to:
http://english.pravda.ru/society/stories/09-03-2006/77070-tallest-man-0
Who ever thought that sweatpants would do the trick might be wrong. Today, Bubbie reached a new high (literally) by failing to have the bottom of his pants reach his shoes. I must now mention that these were no ordinary pants, but sweatpants that belong to my father. Way to go Tallcan.
"Our dear friend Archie Hunter has been growing at a freakish rate. Unfortunately for him, every single article of clothing he owns, he has grown out of within the past week. We, the members of said club, are an organization devoted towards raising money for weekly trips down to goodwill to buy pants, shirts, and sweatshirts that will fit him."
-Dress Archie Hunter Fund (Official Website)
