Fantasy Baseball Midseason Review

Now that the baseball season is at its midpoint, it is time for our annual Midseason Review.
You can find the preseason review here, and like I say in the comments, I stand by any prediction I made before. Clearly, I was wrong on alot of shit. Some things I would like to point out are: Archie saying in the comment section "i dont know shit about baseball", and John asking "is that actually Scott?".

Team	R	H	HR	RBI	SB	AVG	OPS	Total
Yeast	12	11	12	10	12	11	11	79
Yum	11	12	5	11	10	12	7	68
Jizz	10	10	8	12	1	7	8	56
Teabag	9	6	1	1	6	8	9	40
FUCK	8	5	10	7	8	3	6	47
Rapex	7	4	9	5	11	2	2	40
Poop	6	8	2	8	7	4	1	36
Gyro	5	9	4	9	4	10	10	51
Ankles	4	3	11	4	2	9	12	45
Pat	3	7	3	6	9	6	3	37
Milkshake	2	1	7	2	5	1	4	22
phil	1	2	6	3	3	5	5	25

Team	IP	W	CG	SV	K	ERA	WHIP	Total
Yeast	8	11	12	7	8	3	5	54
Yum	9	3	11	4	12	7	3	49
Jizz	12	4	6	8	7	1	1	39
Teabag	3	7	8	3	4	11	11	47
FUCK	4	5	2	11	5	8	6	41
Rapex	11	10	3	2	10	5	4	45
Poop	5	6	4	12	9	12	10	58
Gyro	7	9	5	9	6	9	12	57
Ankles	6	8	9	6	3	10	9	51
Pat	10	12	7	10	11	6	8	64
Milkshake	2	2	10	5	2	2	2	25
phil	1	1	1	1	1	4	7	16

For those of you who don't know what that is (ugh), it is how our league would play out had it been in Rotisserie format. It is probably the most accurate indicator as to how talent in a league is actually distributed (points leagues are too subjective), and it is how all fantasy experts play.

Below are the point totals of each team, and the order in which we would be aligned right now. In parenthesis are the actual place of each team.

Bubblingyeastvag: 133 (1)
Poopy slurppy yum: 117 (5)
Suck My Gyro Balls: 108 (2)
THE Pat Ryan: 101 (4)
Ankles and not yets: 96 (6)
Upperdeckdiarrheajizz: 95 (8)
Diarrhea Poop Fuck: 94 (10)
FUCKDISSHIT: 88 (7)
DiceK Will Teabag U: 87 (3)
Rapexrippin’cock: 85 (9)
Diarrhea Milkshake: 47 (11)
Phil did it again eww: 41 (12)

First of all, I must tip my hat to the namesake, Mr. Archibald "i dont know shit about baseball" Hunter. I was impressed by your team coming in, even though clearly you had no idea what you were doing, and now you are easily the best team in the league. I'm happy you've actually started paying attention to fantasy. I don't feel bad at all for Ian, being clearly the second best team but suffering from the Head-to-Head format, because he is a homo-ghey-ass Dodger fan that deserves to be torn up by John's rapexrippin'cock. Love you, Ian. Also, credit is due where credit is due, and Clay, I applaud you for your brave approach. I never thought taking prospects and nursing-home patients would work, but I was wrong. Good for you, cocksucker.
I, once again am clearly being screwed, but it still wouldn't put me in a playoff spot. I predicted my team to win when all was said and done, which I still predict, but I admit it's still pretty shitty. My hitting clearly needs work, but with the underachieving trio of Pujols/Berkman/Beltran heading the way, I'm starting my late push.
Krem-dog is also being screwed over, as he would be in line for a playoff spot but instead is floundering in 8th. Clearly the biggest discrepency here is Dice-K Will Teabag U. Matthay I don't know how you do it, but sitting pretty in 3rd when your team clearly doesn't deserve it is pretty impressive.
Oh, and, a standing "O" to brave Mr. Watkins, who came just two categories away from finishing dead last in every single pitching category. I couldn't do it if I tried.

Good luck to everyone, except Archie, Clay, Mark, Zach, Ian, Kremer, Trevor, John and RJ. Alex and Harry? You go, girls.

dress archie loves munichen

we missed the amstedam post because out of the sheer inability of describing in type the experience of the city. we smoked some dank which just made us lazy and unable to explore the city. then we took some of earths most trippy substances which made us see some amazing colors and visions this blogs contibutors have seen. we had some deap thoughs and even more memorable sights that we will not mind showing as you dwelve into the journals that we all contibuted to in some way or another. amsterdam showed us some amazing sights and experiences but now that we are in munich after an interesting and extremely long train ride we have even more to tell which hungry for tacos will now explain.

To start off we are on munich's hype. This city is amazing. Last night we went to an abanodned beer haus. Great!!!! Now we went to the most famous beer garden in all of germany and we sat at the members only table. We showed many respect that it deserved because it was unbeileivable. We each drank three litres. Great!!! of haus beer. Party. The best beer haul in all of Germany and we sat at the table where Sylvester Stallone and the people who rep the people once sat. It was a fucking honor. An honor. An honor. I am proud to report this all to you. YaY. Time to pass out. YAY. Done.

Collaboration of hungryfortacos, widukind, abriendobitches, juanfish, and the namesake.

RIP INJURYPRONE

Dress Archie does PARIS!!!

After some exciting nights in Barcelona (including one in which yours truly accidently took the group to a club in Barcelona frequented by gay men), the group departed by Easy jet to Paris for our longest part of our europe trip. Immediately it was clear Paris was gonna more relaxed than our previous stops. First off, Paris nightlife isn't as active on weeknights as Barcelona's and second there is a lot to do in Paris during the day. Pretty much for the first time on this trip, our europe group became real tourists taking advantage of Paris' multiple sights. We started it off with a trip to the Louvre. For all you Civ takers out there, the Louvre is actually pretty tight. Really really big paintings. Like a lot bigger than those dinky slides in front of M-20. That night we found a bar on Blvd San Germain and ranked girls as they walked by (side note, of all the cities we've been too so far, Paris by far has the most talent). The next day, Monday, we walked the Champs Elysees or as one member of our group called it "the famous street." A lot of good stores for those futbol lovers out there. That night we saw Ocean's 13 which has my full endorsement now. If you wanna get in a good mood, go to the newest of the three. Not quite as good as the first, but much better than the second. HungryforTacos put it best when he said it was just a really happy movie. Tuesday was pretty much a throw away day. Many of us went and saw the famous Musee d'Orsay and its impressionist art. More civ and such. Wednesday was the most enjoyable day of the trip so far for me because guess what we got to do...SHOPPP!!!! (no homo). Actually, Paris (and maybe France on the whole) has this kinda weird but actually tight thing where the government mandates that every store have sales from now until the fall collection comes out. So we took trips to all of the HOT stores in Paris including Salvatore Ferragamo, Chanel, and Dolce and Gabbana. Pretty much all we did there is get weird looks for how underdressed we were and try on all of the trendy glasses. That night we were treated to a magnificent dinner at one of Paris' nicest restaurants Chez George. Huge servings, so much that the namesake of this blog was served five herring in lemon water as an appetizer and couldn't finish it (an extremely rare occurence). That night we went to Paris' youngest club, Les Planches which was sickkkkk. Hella good music (a lot of techno) but once again a few too many guys and not enough girls (where do they go? I see them during the day everyday but they dissappear at like 8 at night everywhere! WTF mate?). Now it is off to Amsterdam and the craziest part of this famous trip. All I can say is that the next blog post will be very entertaining.

R.I.P. Rod Beck

No one likes to hear of a fallen soldier, but when one is over seas it hurts that much more. For all of you who have not heard, the city of San Francisco lost a valuable member of society today with the death of former Giants closer Rod Beck. At the ripe age of 38, Beck was found dead by police in his Phoenix, Arizona home. The cause of death is still unknown. Here at dressarchie, we will always remember Rod as the bushy moustached fellow who pulled the Giants through many trials...both rough and smooth. We will always remember the character that he brought to the clubhouse. We wish the best for his family and friends.

Trip updates to come from here in Europe.

Dress Archie Does Barcelona...

So were at day 6 or something of the fabled Europe trip and we have reached the city of Barcelona. To take over where we left off from on Widukind´s last post, after the internet cafe in Madrid we hit the Reina Sofia to check out Guernica and the rest of the other stuff. As expected Juanfish was more into it than everyone else. It was decided that we were going to take it easy that night in recuperation of the night before so we went to bed expecting to get up early to go see the Prado. However, little sleeping took place, Widukind and Injuryprone having the worst of it, so the Prado was scrapped for more sleep. A good trade off as decided by everyone. We then took the train to Barcelona got in, and proceeded to raid the nearest supermarket. The purchases consisted of cookies, doughnuts, soda, beer, alchohol, chips and popcorn, all of the needed daily supplements. Archiebubby than prepared us all a lovely pasta dinner, and we proceeded to get drunk and other and march along Las Ramblas late into the night.

Today we hit the beach and in the near future we should be seeing the Nou Camp, and some other stuff. I don´t really know what. Probably a lot more drinking.

Dress Archie Survives Riot

Now on the third day of our trip, we have already seen a shit load of shit and done even more. Our first day in London was kind of shitty, given we had been up all night on the plane and the Pound was kicking our fucking asses ($5 pickles??? fuck that). Our second night was sweet, given our blogs namesakes brother is a complete boss. Not only did he take us innocent American tourists to a snooker hall (seedy), Lebanese food (where we had the $5 pickles), and a casino (I made some, so did Harrison, but hungryfortacos and the others...eh), but he got us in to what seemed like a super-exclusive club for fucking FREE. We don´t actually know how exclusive it was, but there were hella many fine-thouroughbred-dime-pieces who were all way out of our league. Except the one American beez (aZn) who was there, who I assume only started dancing with me because I was speaking English.
So that was cool and all, especially when we were woken up by Archibald at 1:30 the next afternoon. We were supposed to meet him at the "Chewb" station at 1:15.

Then we got to Madrid, where we were greeted with some sketchy motherfuckers trying to pickpocket Hungryfortacos. Luckily our namesake saw the bitches and they dropped it and ran off the train.
Once we got in to our hostel, we booked it back out in to the city to watch the second half of the Madrid vs. Mallorca game, A.K.A if "Madrid Wins, Big Fucking Party Because They Win Their League". They were losing 1-0 for a long time, and finally pulled it out with 3 goals in a matter of minutes towards the end. The fans flooded off to a nearby square, and by the time the players bus arrived, we assumed there were approximately 500,000-1,000,000 people in the plaza and nearby streets. Holy fuck. We learned some sweet cheers and got some sweet bandanas, and all of a sudden the entire crowd started to move like a damn stampede. We almost died. Once we got out of the mob, Hungryfortacos tried taking a picture of a cop and almost got his camera taken away (which would have been really bad because he already lost his poor phone somewhere in the madness). Then the riot police started shooting rubber fucking bullets, and people started running everywhere. So we almost died, again.
So in conclusion, Madrid is right now, the city of the trip. Meaning we are officially off London´s hype, and riding Madrid´s futbol-crazed jock.
Adios.

Dress Archie Goes to Europe...

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This either might increase blog posts or completely eliminate them...whatever.

Most fun ever.

Cop this...

Please get this for Europe. I don't even really like Kanye that much, but wow. Harry deserves much credit for putting this up on his facebook.

Kanye West-Stronger

Mmm, yeah...

Samir gets down hella hard!

I was watching this on the T.V. the other day, and I realized that aside from being a great film, one could make the argument that Office Space has the greatest soundtrack. Ever. Period.

Still - Geto Boys

Damn it Feels Good to Be a Gangster - Geto Boys

Shove this Jay-Oh-Bee - Canibus

Get Off My Elevator - Kool Keith

Down For Whatever - Ice Cube

No Tears - Scarface

All songs are highly recommended, if you don't have them already.


Here's a bonus track that you must own:

Get 'em Girls - Cam'ron

Just finishing this bibliography...I can hear the fat lady warming up next door.

RIP Eugen Weber

First Diego Corrales, now this?

The best part of MEH is dead. Shit.

Watch his excellent, enthralling, series "The Western Tradition" here.

Eugen, we hardly knew ye.

You think there would be some let up...

I don't know how long this link is going to be up, so I am going to post this album before I have listened to it, but it is a Weezy mixtape put together by DJ Benzi that features the voices and remixing talents of Timbaland, the Neptunes, Clipse, Diplo, A-Trak, Ghislain Poirier, Nick Catchdubs, Jay-Z, Devin the Dude, and Bun B. Here is a link to the Pitchforkmedia article.

Lil' Wayne - None Higher

Practice, We Talking About Practice...

Following my trend for liking commercials, here is the new best commercial out right now. I didn't realize it but there are a bunch of famous people in it. Look out for Thierry Henry and Sloan from Entourage running together, skateboarder Stevie Williams, and Chad Johnson running with DeAngelo Hall (I had to look the last three up).

I would normally just file a complaint...

This is a clip taken from a camera in a train station a Buenos Aires. These commuters are rioting due to their dismay with late trains. I saw this on drudge and couldn't resist.



A guy actually sets a fire in a doorway.

WAIT ONE SECOND

Have I been seeing some posts with videos and very few words. OMG, I don't think that the NY Times allows silly videos without lengthy explanations and wordy riddles to explain everything, Juan Feesh I am disappointed.
Speaking of silly stuff heres a video.

Zombie...

There's a reason that I have been saying the American version of the Office is now better than Entourage. This should explain why.

Treat your mother right...

Happy Mothers Day, from everyone here at the Fund.



Yes, sir.

R.I.P. Diego Corrales

So I just read this a second ago and wanted to put it up on the blog. "Former two-division world champion Diego "Chico" Corrales, who lived as hard as he fought, died in a mororcycle crash Monday night in Las Vegas...Corrales, 29, will be remembered as one of the fiercest fighters of his era, a never-say-die warrior who thrilled legions of fans with several action-packed fights." Straight up this guy was a fucking soldier. He's the guy who went the distance with Pretty Boy despite being knocked down 5 times. For those of you who don't know him, I am putting up the youtube clip of him vs. Castillo (it might have been up here earlier) from a few years back where he gets knocked down twice but rebounds to win by KO. It is considered one of the best fights in recent history and has the best round in recent history. I remember really being pumped for Castillo-Corrales 3 but it never got made cause one of them didn't make weight. Boxing lost one of its toughest guys today.

Clean up man...

So this is about a month late, but I've been super busy...(???).

Anyways, after me and DJ Hart's trip to Mejico (with an unforgettable guest-appearence from Juanfeesh), I picked up a copy of XXL in the airport. In it were a couple of interesting articles; the main event being an interview with Young Buck a.k.a. "Clean Up Man", who's new album Buck the World was being waited on with much anticipation, given the recent shots taken at G-Unot (see previous post...Interestingly, there was also an article about a really shitty show The Game put on in Orlando). He talked on the typical stuff, mainly 50's beef with Cam and Game, but the highlight was him talking about the '04 Vibe Awards, where Jimmy James Johnson started swinging at none other than Dr. Dre, after Doc declined to give an autograph. So Buck Marley stabbed the dude in the chest.

"XXL: Looking back, would you have done the same thing again?
Buck: I'd do it again. If I had to repeat it twice, I would do it over and over again, bruh. But what I would do different is get a sharper knife."

Who the fuck goes after Dre? WTFOMG SUX0R!!11eleven!

Anyways, Buck the World is OK. In some songs it's pretty obvious he's pissed off and it works, but there's simply too many slow tracks for my taste. Weird combo.

Buss Yo Head

Get Buck

My two favorite songs off the album.

Synagogue.

BOXING IS STILL SEARCHING

The Mayweather vs De la Hoya fight was supposed to save boxing, and I think that everyone there realized that, these were not the fighters to make boxing's turn around. I was then thinking what all of us wanted to see was a knock out. So I figured I would show a video of the Boxer with the best Fights to Knockout ratio ever. Mike Tyson aka Kid Dynamite.. This is the type of fighter boxing needs

G-G-G-Unot (DJ Hart Mixtape Series Vol. 2)

This was supposed to be #3 in the mixtape series but John put up Da Drought III before I could get around to it. I have descovered slowly that not too many artists really use the mixtape to put new shit out (except of Weezy, who seems to put out a mix-tape every week) so it takes a little while to find a mixtape with any clout. Here, we have the new Game mixtape, You Know What It Is, Vol. 4. After going over the CD with a brief listen the whole CD is actually pretty hot; Game brings it real hard on this one. While it doesn't feature any real big time diss tracks to G-Unit (the song Body Bags kinda is one, but not in the league of 300, 240, or 120 bars) it really seems to me that G-Unit is kinda dead. I don't know if people have an opinion on this, but there seems to be no hot Lloyd Banks, Young Buck, or Tony Gayo songs on the radio or anything anymore. Is it possible to say that Game's G-Unot campaign worked? I think we'll have to see what happens when 50's new CD (titled something about CUUUURTTISS) drops.

Anyway here it is:
Get Game-Time

P.S. I have downloaded some other mix-tapes for the next few days. As tempted as I am to make this a Lil' Wayne homage-shrine type deal by putting up all his mixtapes, I'd rather put up tapes from a collection of different sets. Be on the lookout.

It could not wait any longer, the water I mean...

Presenting: Da Drought III, a mixtape released by one of rap's most colorful lyricists, Lil' Wayne. This is one of the best albums that has been released this year and I think all should have it as soon as possible. Other contributors, please excuse my haste, I just thought that it was imperative for the readers to get this album as soon as possible. It is two discs of pure awesome.

Da Drought III

Presenting the Creator of Philthy Rich Records...

Given that we're a little less than a week from what could be as Bill Simmons wrote "the last big boxing match in a long time" I figured it was time for you all to see some highlights. And since I am rooting for Pretty Boy Floyd and expect him to kick De La Hoya's ass, you're getting his highlights. Check out and pay attention to the end part when the music cuts out. It might be the cockiest move in history.

And watch Mayweather vs. De La Hoya 24/7 on HBO tonight to get hyped for the fight.

Slim...

Slim Charles, Anwan Glover, Big G. You may only know him by one name (Slim Charles), but this DC local has many other talents besides acting. As some of you may know, he is also one of the founding members of a Go-Go band in Washington DC known as the Backyard Band. I want to start off with a video of the band playing a concert that looks like it is for a local TV show. Anwan is the tall vocalist in the front.



Now, the goods. The two albums are live concerts. The first is called Skillet, and the second is a called Live 8-5-01. The last one is very special. It is a live concert from 1993 that had Tupac as a special guest star. Here it is: 8-19-93

Funny or Die

Will Ferrell recently created a new website, Funny or Die, which is devoted solely to user-submitted videos.
There's a lot of funny stuff here, but also a lot of crap. It's basically YouTube meets eBaumsworld.

Here is the "flagship" of the site, a movie staring Will himself, his friend Adam McKay, and McKay's cute-as-a-really-cute-button daughter, Pearl.

(EDIT: Since the video started playing everytime you opened the site, I took off the embedded version so you can watch anything else played without being annoyed. Go to the top link to watch the video, titled "The Landlord".)


What a babe.

They Call Him Killa for a reason...

I saw this article on drudgreport.com (the site is linked through the blog) and I had to put this up. It seems like Killa Cam's name has taken on a new meaning. The headline is PLATINUM SELLING RAPPER TELLS '60 MINUTES': WOULDN'T HELP POLICE CATCH EVEN A SERIAL KILLER BECAUSE IT WOULD HURT HIS BUSINESS AND VIOLATE HIS 'CODE OF ETHICS' . Once you don't turn in a serial killer do you even have a code of ethics. What fits in that code of ethics? honestly am speechless.

On a seperate Cam'ron note check out the Cam'Ron rhymebook found on Oh Word. That shit is priceless.

The Shadiest One (DJ Hart Mixtape Series Vol. 1)

This is the first of a series of brand new mixtapes that I got in store. I hope you're looking forward to a new Weezy mixtape in the next few days amongst others. The first in the series is WC- West Side Heavy Hitters. It kinda reminds me of Dedication 2 because WC raps over a bunch of beats from other big songs (Ante Up, Got it Twisted) and has some of his older well known songs (Bow Down, Gangsta Nation). I would say a very quality mixtape by the Ghetto Heisman and you guys should all download this. If you don't know who WC is (Square?) he did the song on the Streets that was on the Left Side CD. If you know what I mean.

Get It Twisted

Look for more of the same in the next few days (If anyone knows of a mixtape they wanna hear let me know and i'll try to put it up)

Medley Time!

The third in a three-part study of the ever-difficult life of an athlete/rapper.

Next up: Rappers that play sports...? Maybe not.

Bienvenue Dans Le Texas – Tony Parker

Holy Shit! Not at all what I was expecting. Super grimy southern-beat laced with club-popping synth and heavy bass...
Verdict? Tony Parker go! Yeah!

Can’t Be Touched – Roy Jones Jr.

Prolly one of the best songs, ever. Pumps you up, gets you out your seat. You know those conversations that come up multi-annually (...word?), the ones about if you could have a theme-song to your life what would it be? Or if you were an MLB closer what would your entrance music be? Or a WWE wrestler?
Yeah, well, this one has to be up there, no matter the situation.

If Your Bitch Knew – 7^th Floor Crew

If you don’t have this already—you need it. It’s a less intelligent, more skeezy version of Too Shorts epic “Freaky Tales”. 9 minutes of pure Miami Hurricane football. Except take out the “football” and put in “ludicrously vivid raps about everyone on the 7^th floor running trains on girls”.

Some excerpts:

She thought 52 was just my number then she realized,
You multiply the bitch up and get my dick size.
First I put it in the pussy and then in the butt,
It’s all closed up, the condom is filled up.

-Tavares “T-Good” Gooden. This guy has the worst flow. Ever. Period. Shit. Wow.

Whats your name?
Dub-C.
What you do?
Trick-or-Treat.
How you do it?
Check the bag and find my wee-wee.

-Willie “Dub-C” Cooper gettin’ ultra-cheeky!!!
Only to be outdone by Jon “Big Beas” Beason…

What’s your name?
Big Beas.
What you do?
Skeet Skeet.
How you do it?
Bust a nut, aim for her mouth-piece.

I love this fucking song. I fucking love this song. I love fucking this song! Chya!

Thus concludes my journey in to the world of athlete/rappers. What did we learn? They really can’t rap. But with their money, don’t be surprised if they can get a good enough producer to pump out some semi-catchy tracks.
No matter what, they’re usually just really fucking funny.

Vacation has finally ended after a glorious week, and school is back in session. But so is the blog!
Over, Oveur.

Damn, David Stern!

The second in a three-part study on the ever-difficult life of an athlete/rapper.

Honestly, this dude is fucking out of his mind. I don't know how much stuff to believe on Wikipedia, but I mean, come one. Coming to practice in a bathrobe? Saying "I told [Bonzi Wells] if he leaves, then I'm going to kill him. Unless he wants to die [he's going to stay with the Kings]"?
That's cool.
I guess.

Now, to the good shit.
I started listening to My World, and not unlike Shaq Diesel, the first song, I admit, impressed. Catchy beat with a decent chorus, I really started to get high hopes for the album. Selling around 300 units in the first week (for those of you who don't know, that's really, really, really, really, shit-on-my-brains-diarrhea-fart bad), I began to wonder; why all the negativity?

Then the "Tru Warier" took the mic.

Haterz

So many gems...

How was I supposed to know he was gon throw beer,
Hit me in the head and I gon run up the stairs?
Touched the wrong person, Steve Jack had my back,
O'Neal and AJ with the counter-attack.

Ok, so this I was kind of expecting. Rapping about the brawl is kinda tight; I am one of the people who felt ZERO remorse for the retards in the stands who decided it would be a good idea to throw beer and 'bows at a 6'7" psychotic basketball player. If you're at a bar, in the street, whatever, and you do the same thing...you best get out the ice and call the meat wagon.

But Tru Warier continues...

Didn't plan none of this, but condemned for all,
They did the same to Jesus
So why I be treated different?

OK, for starters; did he just rhyme "Jesus" and "Different"? Cool. And secondly; did he just compare himself to fucking Jesus? Holy fuck. Honestly, I...no comment.

Some other heavy shit:

David Stern? Damn, David Stern!
I gotta teach you 'bout the ghetto there's some things you should learn.

I admit I used to smoke right before games.

Big ups, Mr. Artest. Big, big ups.

Basically, after that, it sucks. No good beats, from what I could gather, no good lines, nothing. There is a skit where he pretends to be some sort of facilitator at the UN, which if you think about it, is a really fucking funny idea. But the skit itself, like every other skit ever made, is shit.

I Like My Song

Chorus:
I don't care if you don't like my song,
I don't care if you don't like my song,
I like my song.
I like my song.
I like my song.
I like my song.

Yes. OK...man. Agree to disagree.

Hush

Elton Brand raps on this one. Ya.

I mean, like, honestly. Download this shit if you want, but that's why I used Z-Share because of the preview option. You should though, because how many people can claim they have Ron "True Warier" Artest on their iPod? By my calculations, maybe like, 500 by now. That's a pretty small number.


Now, it's Spring Break, on MTV!
Be safe. Church.

These guys are awesome...

Seriously. Who ever made this movie is a cinematic genious.

What should mikel buy us with all of his money???

Let the bloodbath begin. I want this:

Oh yeah.

Addition to Alex's

I'm not going to write a long winded description of every commercial and why, but alex wanted to reminisce so thats what I'm going to do, someone is going to say that there is no need to write this because you can just read the comments, but then no one will actually see the video. To make a long story short here it is, my favorite commercials of the last 3 years. I would love to see others post their favorites wit the video instead of responding by comments.

"Ello Governor"

Alright I have been starting to watch more and more TV as of late and as a result, since I am really fucking lazy with my DVR and all that shit I still end up watching commercials. Now commercials are a crucial part of a television experience and as a result this is a list for discussion for good commercials out now and in the past.(I am sure all of these are on youtube so I don't want to post them all out but go and check them out"

-Favorite Commercial on the air Right Now: I really like the Gatorade AM commercial with all the athletes getting up first thing in the morning and getting their gatorade from the gatorade version of the milk man: Kevin Garnett. A funny little commercial.

-Best Commercial Series: This one has gotten tough the more I think about it, so its gonna have to be a tie between the Nike Lebron Commercials and the Air Jordan Commercials. Ones in particular I reccomend for each are for Lebron: all of the Lebron ones from last season and this season as well as the Witness one. I might be a bigger fan of the witness one just cause its so fucking sick. For Air Jordan: the ones you gotta watch are the one of all the kids doing all his moves and the ones with him and Mars Blackmon (aka Spike Lee)

-Most Intimidating Commercial/ Pump Up Commercial Award: Has to go to the Nike Warrior commercial with the masks from a couple years back. All of you I am sure know what I am talking about.

-Best Commercial that I cannot find online or anywhere: The commercial when NFL Network originally started that introduced Rich Eisen to the network. It was him doing all sorts of shit (such as checking out diamonds for players and putting balls in the machine for players to chatch). Impossible to find though.

-Most Consistent Commercial Line- The This is Sportscenter commercials have been going strong for some time now. They hit their peak in the 90's but still have a lot of potential.

Best Use of Cinema that to some extent are actually commercials: This award goes to the BMW Films series from back in the day starring Clive Owen as the Driver and having short movies from famous directors. Yea technically they were movies, but lets be honest they were actually trying to sell a product.

Most Overhyped Commercials: Always goes to Super Bowl Sunday. Yes they are an elemental part of Super Bowl Sunday, but lets be honest here. With all they hype and billing they get they should be a lot funnier on the whole.

Best Use of Animals: The commercials that use animals the best have to be the careerbuilder.com ones with the guy working in the office full of monkeys. They are just too silly to handle. I think monkeys are funny in almost any situation, I mean who doesn't love an animal that throws feces.

Funniest Commercial that I can think of at this Moment: This is the only commercial I am gonna put up from youtube. You guys might not like it because its pretty stupid but I still laugh everytime I see it.

This post was meant to get some discussion going and so people can reminisce. There's nothing quite like a good commercial.

They run, they pass, they do drugs, they dunk, they fight, they…rap?

The first in a three-part study on the ever-difficult life of an athlete/rapper.

“With the first pick in the 1992 NBA draft, the Orlando Magic select… Shaquille O’Neal…”

And so opens Shaq Diesel, Shaq Attack’s 1993 production, admittedly a pretty sick way to open an album. Averaging a double-double per game over an illustrious career in which he has won Rookie of the Year, MVP (twice), 2 Olympic gold medals and 3 NBA titles, there is no doubt that not only will this behemoth of a man go to the Hall of Fame, but also that he straight up owns the league.
Comparing Shaq’s playing days with his rapping ways, Shaq Diesel went platinum, and Shaq Fu: The Return went gold. But, perhaps more importantly, millions, upon millions, upon millions, of people laughed, and laughed, and laughed.
Even though his flow his awful and his rhymes are laughable (in more ways than one), I will admit; Diesel has a decent sound. A softer, big-guy tone, it’s really not all that bad if you’re listening absent-mindedly. Listen for yourself…

(I Know I Got) Skillz
Favorite Lyrics:
I got a hand that'll rock ya cradle,
cream you like cheese, spread you on my bagel,
…
but Shaq's a smooth balla,
(yeah, but what about rhymin?)
I can hold my own,
knick-knack shaq-attack, give a dog a bone

I mean, seriously. (I Know I Got) Skillz...? Illest Shit Around would sell like, 80 times better than this.

Where Ya At? (Phife from ATCQ is on this track. Why? Don't fucking ask me.)
Favorite Lyrics:

don't need the drink crooked I juice to get loose
my favorite cartoon is Bullwinkle the Moose

I got mad styles you better sit and watch
I can kick it like he-he then I'll grab my crotch
yo it's 1993 I mean nineteen-ninety-Shaq
whatever year it is the Shaq will never slack

Pretty sure the “he-he” is a Michael Jackson reference. That’s…cool.

I Hate to Brag
Favorite Lyrics:

Watch out the funky hooper
Uh er uh er uh…er, sorry I made a pooper

I can flow like pee, comin out your-know-what
Or some dookie diarrhea comin out your butt

Wow. I mean, just, wow. I have found a completely newfound respect for this man. Perhaps my two favorite “D” words, EVER, not only in a single song, but back-to-back. Holy shit. You best believe this track is on repeat on me iTunes right now.

One down, got two more on the near horizon. Church.

John Your Video Has Got Nothing On This

This Video done by Gunther is absolutely amazing. If any of you don't like I might die.
PS: He says you touch my Tra la la. Make sure to urban dictionary that.

Throw it down big man...

I felt the need to post this up after the discussion held at lunch today. Today's lunch constitued (not sure if this is a real word) of a number of sports related talks involving hockey fights, the brawl with the pistons, and the dunk contest. Here is a clip of John Salley's (from Best Damn Sports Show) top 10 in game dunks. The reason this goes up because there was discussion of dunks that broke the rim or backboard (two of those), dunks with people celebrating in the face of others (there are a couple in here), and Patrick Ewing (you'll be able to see what Scottie Pippen does to him). I know were cutting down on movies but to be honest I haven't posted in forever and I'm low on ideas right now.

Something new to listen to...

As requested by some of the other members of this blog, I thought I would put up some music that is not rap, in attempt to broaden the musical horizons of some other members. One recent album that has caught my eye has been the new album by LCD Sounsystem entitled Sound of Silver. A little background: LCD Soundsystem is a band formed by Dance-Punk/Electronic music producer James Murphy, along with a couple other of musicians who take part in many different bands. Their first album, which was self titled, gained a lot of critical acclaim in 2005, so much so that Murphy recieved a deal from Nike and Apple to compose the first "Workout" for the iTunes Music Store, titled 45:33. Their newest album, which was released on March 20, 2007, dares you to listen to it without nodding your head with the beat. I beg some of the more "close-minded" readers of this blog (wink wink abriendo_bitches) to consider this album. I am interested to hear your thoughts.

Sound of Silver

Enjoy

Not to pull a Harrison

I know it is shunned upon to post just funny website, but I have a feeling that this can be quite a fun thing to look at while pretending to do HW. In case your skeptical of clicking on the link. heres a sample. The mike D picture
HERE IS THE LINK: http://drunkathletes.synergyofsports.com/

All March Madness Team

PG: Sean Singletary VA. Granted he only played in two games but while he was there he put up great numbers. Averaging 21 Points to go along with an amazing 7 assist to 3 turnovers ratio. He also put up 6 rebounds in each game, which for a point guard is amazing.
SG: Ron Lewis OSU. He has been lights-out this march shooting 52% and leading all 4-game scorers with 22 points, 10 points per game more than he had during the regular season. He has not missed one single free throw all tournament, to go along with an averaging 5 boards a game. All of those numbers are great and his team is in the final four due to that crucial shot versus Xavier.
SF: Kevin Durant TX. Although Durants first and possibly only trip to march madness ended early this year, no one can put the blame on the big man averaging 29 points per game to go along with 9 rebounds. He also shot 88% from the free throw line, and was the single reason why Texas was even in the tournament let alone advanced one round.
PF: Tyler Hansbrough UNC. I hate to do it, but the dumb white fuck, has been phenomenal. He has been averaging over 21 points a game to go along with 9 rebounds, and has been shooting great from the line with a 81% for a PF-C. He has also been averaging more than 2.5 blocks a game.
C: Roy Hibbert GT. Not only because I love him but because he has helped push Georgetown into the final four as much as Jeff Green himself. He is leading the tournament in total and average blocks and rebounds, which considering he plays center guarantees himself a spot on this team. But its not to say he only can play on the defensive side of the ball, he is shooting 54% from the field to go along with his not-so-shabby 13 points a game.

This was essentially my first post, so I hope the formatting is OK

Hints of genius in popular culture...

I was on youtube searching for the video of that Jay-Z song "Bounce Wit Me" and one of the first videos that came up was the video for a rapper called Young Lyfe and his song "Bounce Wit Me". I thought that it might be a remake of the song, but it turned out to be something completely different. What I found was one of the greatest music videos of all time. I have never seen so much gratuitous booty in my entire life. I want to be this man. This is the only video that I have ever seen where an actual vagina is being blurred out. Please enjoy.



A woman actually hands him money at the end of the video as if he is her pimp. Holy Crap.

Top 10 footballers: David Villa

This is the beginning of a weekly countdown of the top ten current footballers in Europe. There are no defenders or goalkeepers on this list and those that made it received the honor because of their performances in the last two years.

Number 10: David Villa
Along with Fernando Torres (Atlético Madid) and Cesc Fabregas (Arsenal) David Villa is one of Spain’s rising stars. However, unlike his fellow compatriots at only 25 David Villa has become the leader of his side, Valencia, a team that has slowly risen in the ranks becoming not only a competitor in the Spanish Primera League, but also a contender in Europe. Valencia is currently 4th in the Spanish Primera, only six points behind Barcelona, and in the last eight of the champions league. Much of there success is due to Villa’s skill and leadership. Already with 5 goals in the Champions league and 10 in the Spanish league Villa’s speed, skill, and acrobatic potential makes him a constant threat. Villa skill has caught the eye of the giant English Clubs Liverpool, Chelsea, Manchester United, and an optimistic Aston Villa. Still Villa stays loyal to the team that brought him to prominence hoping to see them lift some silverware in the near future.

I retire

I will no longer be making posts on this blog, as I obviously do not put things up things that amuse people (which is okay). It's okay if you don't like the videos, but keep your opinions to yourself, instead of berating me and my posts. So, good luck with the blog. Peace. Im gonna start my own blog. Heres the link: http://injuryprone.blogspot.com/

Best clip from Clerks Two (Star Wars over LOTR)

Gangsta Grillz: No More

Although their apprehension took place two months ago, on Tuesday, January 15th, the work of Tyree Cinque Simmons (A.K.A. DJ DRAMA) and Donald Cannon (A.K.A. Don Cannon) has recently gotten new life breathed into it with the resurgence in popularity of one of DJ DRAMA’s latest works with New Orleans Rapper Lil’ Wayne titled, Dedication 2. This may come as old news to some, but this mixtape was one of the best albums released in 2006. Most of the tracks are comprised of illegal beats by Drama, but Lil’ Wayne’s distinctive rapping style gives them something fresh. I would normally strive to put newer music on the blog, but this record is really exceptional and I think that all readers should have it (I think I put it up around Christmas time last year, but it deserves another post). However, the main reason for this post was to put up this newscast that I saw on youtube.com showing the report of the raid that took place two months ago…

Coming soon in the Spring of 2007...Dedication 3 (Details to follow)

This is what spelling Bees should be like

Fantasy Baseball Draft Review

This is the longest time I have spent working straight on anything all year, if not my entire scholastic career.

DiceK will Teabag U (Z-Math):

Your offense is mediocre. Utley is gold at second, Hanley is sick (feeling the Red Sox farm system pride) and everyone knows about my man-crush on Pronk, but other than that, simply too many question marks. Rolen is aging and brittle, I love Rios but he still carries risk, Crede’s back is failing, J.D. Drew…well, nuff said. That being said, your staff is a formidable one. You stole Burnett before me, and I think he should have a great year to compliment Carpenter and Bonderman at the top of your rotation. The workload eventually caught up to Verlander last season, and it will be interesting to see how he responds to a second full year in the bigs.

Best Pick: Burnett is solid, but I like Francisco Cordero. His first half numbers in Arlington skew his dominant performance in Milwaukee.

Worst Pick: A.J. Pierzynski. Simply the biggest fucking square in the entire league.

phil didit again eww (Harrison):

A lot of pop here. A ton. A shit load. A shit and a ton. Howard and Delgado are typical first-base mashers, A-Ram could hit 50, Glaus provides huge power at short, Jones could get 50…Of course, as a result, you could fall in hits and average, and you have basically punted steals. Your pitching on the other hand…excuse me while I wipe the diarrhea that I just barfed out my mouth. That’s how sick I am. Liriano…well, you probably knew that he’s out, so that’s ok. Dice-K and Zito, I think they will both do well this year, but not as your top two fantasy starters. You should trade Kenny Rogers to Clay.

Best Pick: I’m just going to say Jones and Ramirez, because I love them this year.

Worst Pick: Rodrigo Lopez? His ERA has gone from 3.59 to 4.90 to 5.90 over the last three seasons…now he’s moving to Colorado. I still have absolutely no idea how it even crossed your mind to draft him.

Bubblingyeastvag (Archie):

A-Rod, Sheffield, Matsui, and Manny are rocks on offense. You compliment them well with speed from Figgins, Pierre, and your bench guys, but maybe just a little too much. It would be better if you had another reliable bat other than Chipper. Your pitching isn’t bad either. Oswalt is the only other player in the majors who I might have more of a man-crush on than Pronk, and C.C. is just a good pitcher, plain and simple. Prior’s stock is absolute diarrhea right now, and that was really sweet of you to take my advice on Bush.

Best Pick: Kei Igawa. No hype, a lot of talent. Could do very well. Bush doesn’t count, because I told you to draft him earlier.

Worst Pick: Prior. Though waiting for the actual season is best, his career might as well be donated to the Upper Decking company so we can put him in some guys toilet and watch the brown water come out oh-so-gloriously.

rapexrippin’cock (John):

Simply put, you made a lot of your picks too early. Morneau? Cain? Young? All ridiculously ahead of where they should have been picked. It is not a smart strategy to pick guys who you think are going to be studs as your studs. It is very unlikely that Uggla will repeat, Delmon Young is the only bright spot in a flaccid (yeah, like a limp penis) outfield. Your pitching is solid, given the fact you punted saves completely. The Papelbon pick was also way early, but between him, Cain, Wainwright, and Santana, you have a lot of upside. Homer Bailey has one of the best names ever, but he might only give you half a season, at best.

Best Pick: The Reyes pick was a no-brainer, but at four that’s great value. Zambrano is the winner though. He is a fat, chubby, beast.

Worst Pick: Morneau. Way too much talent was available there, and you blocked a very deep position while passing it all up.

ankles and not yets (Clay):

I am tempted to just say “no comment”, as this performance warrants little respect, but whatever. Upton is not playing, Barry is an awful #2 outfielder. I like Haren a lot, and Big Unit could have a good final hurrah in Zona but… oh fuck it. No comment. I’m still interested in a trade for Pizza, though.

1yr ago rj + js eeew (Alex):

Good name. Not sure I’ve ever seen the “e” drawn out in “ew”. Nice touch. What we have here is the most biased approach to any fantasy sport…ever. Just draft black people! Another nice touch. No catcher, like Clay. Nice. You have four Brewers, you picked O-Dog, and you picked Nook Logan. Your pitching is awful. Halladay is great, and though he’s good, Kelvim is not a #2. Good relievers, but the bottom four of your rotation are simply terrible. Oh, yeah, and about your smack talk. You have some of the slowest players in the league on your team. Not all black people have fast-twitch muscle fibers dude. Ugh, fuck. I should have just said “no comment”.

DodgersSuckMooseCock (Rgay):

Ok, I haven’t brought this up yet, but how can you so clearly copy me? My name on the online chess site was EvanSucksMooseCock. You are such a fucking biter. Your offense is solid. You seem to like Kendrick a lot, but he really under-whelmed last year. He has a nice swing, though, so whatever. You’re lacking a bit in speed, but overall your offense is solid. Very good outfield. Your pitching is decent. The Bedard pick makes up for the Smoltz age-risk. I know you like Garcia, but he’s moving from one hitters park to another, and he just gives up too many hits for me to like him.

Best Pick: Bedard. I think he is in for an amazing season.

Worst Pick: I don’t really like the B.J. Ryan pick, just because you could have beefed up your staff a bit with that round 5 selection, and you’re smart enough to get saves later.

|-O-| TIE FIGHTERS!! (Me):

I’ll keep the analysis of my own team brief. RJ, I disagree with you a lot on Gonzo. And I really, really would like to know where this “everywhere” is that you read your fantasy advice. Is the place that says Piazza won’t do well as a full-time DH the same place that told you Bonds would be a top-15 outfielder? Piazza hit 22 homeruns and hit .283 in 399 Abs last season. Give him a full season without catching duties…bingo, bango, top-3 catcher producer. Also, if you consider my starting pitching a weak point, then, I guess you’re all fucked. And no, I do not read Eric Gay-abell. I realize that wasn’t brief. Suck a whore.

Best Pick: I was worried about my power later on, so I was happy to nab the three young hitters I did (Shealy, Quentin, and Hermida). Also, I fully expect cunt-fuck Salomon Torres to lose his closing job to Capps in about…two minutes.

Worst Pick: Probably the Baldelli pick. I do like his upside, but admittedly it was early.

THE Pat Ryan (Mark):

Having read Ian’s and RJ’s flaccid (yeah, like a fucking limp dick) attempts at reviews, I won’t reiterate. You cover every category well. Simply put, your offense is teh rox0rz, except for Beltre. What a fuck. And Kent. What a bigger fuck. Your pitching, on the other hand, is fucking terrible. Hill, while a nice prospect and Trevor’s dad, is a barf-inducer. In case you haven’t noticed, Vazquez is just not a good pitcher. At all. Shit, I just diarrhead out some barf. That’s how grossed out I am looking at this staff.

Best Pick: Chris Ray. Got him right before me. He’s a solid option at closer. However, given the fact he’s your only legit closer, he’s pretty much worthless.

Worst Pick: A bad average and OK power at a very deep position? Adrian Beltre is teh fux0r 2 teh m4x.

Viagra The Other HGH (Trevor):

Your offense isn’t anything to jerk off at. Mauer is nice, but V-Mart at first base? Starting two guys who play catcher is bad news bears, you big thilly billy. Barfield is a good young hitter who should do well in Cleveland and Guillen has a load of talent, but your weak-as-bitch outfield negates everything. You need to swing one of your FIVE first basemen for an outfielder, pronto. Pitching is strong at the top with Johan/Sheets/Harang. Closers are solid as well. But they’re followed by a sharp drop-off. If Sheets goes down again…you better hope for some waiver wire phenoms.

Best Pick: Helton. The ability to buck the trend and simply draft pure talent is a good ability to have. Though every single offensive category has declined for Helton over the years, he was a good value where you got him.

Worst Pick: Giles and Alou. These guys are so far removed from the days they had any fantasy relevance. I would never draft either of them.

upperdeckdiarrheajizz (Kremer):

The offense is solid. You have the two best fat guys in the game (Papi and El Caballo, also the best nicknames). Tejada is a rock at 3^rd, and Abreu should have a very fine year. Juan Rivera is someone I’ve always rooted for, but I can’t see him putting together a full season…ever. And Elijah Dukes is not playing. The pitching is poop. I loved Weaver last year, but would not want him as my #1 by any means. Capuano is good, and so is Johnson when he returns, but other than that…eh.

Best Pick: Reyes. If he puts together a full season, watch out. Good young talent.

Worst Pick: Jered Weaver. If my memory serves me correct, you said it was “the pick of the draft”. Not at all, by any means. It’s not a bad pick, really, but I’m just putting it here because of your comment.

poopy slurppy yum (Ian):

The defending champion. A lot of questions on offense. Nomar? Ibanez (look at his career numbers. Anytime a 30-something year old puts together by far his best season ever, it’s not happening again)? Will Francouer and Markakis live up to the hype? Mora seems past his prime, and Kevin Mench is not starting. The pitching is good. You did well to hand-cuff Saito with Broxton, but still your saves are weak. If Harden and Kazmir stay healthy, the hydra of Webb plus those two could be unstoppable.

Best Pick: Harden. Too much talent to pass up.

Worst Pick: Ichiro. 17^th overall? Are you fucking me in the ass? Are you cutting open my head and diarrhea-ing on my brains? Contract year means nothing to him. He’s fucking Asian, and Asians are weird. If you don’t believe me, look at the post below you.

Predicted Order of Finish:

1. Me
2. RJ
3. Ian
4. Trevor
5. Z-Math
6. Kremer
7. Archie
8. Mark
9. John
10. Harrison
11. Clay
12. Alex

Kind of based on post-draft results, but also I will eat a diarrhea popsicle if anyone of the bottom 3 crack the top…9. Not really.

Holy fuck you guys better read that. Time to eat some more Soft Baked Cookies and sleep. Huzzah!

FUCK MY ASS ...

Yeah. I said it. Fuck my ass. With a stick. Because I'm pissed off. Fucking bus didn't count for shit so I hadda spend 11 dollaris on a damn cab. FUCK. bitches. god damnit. I hope they suck a fishes cunt for breakfast. when the fish hasnt showered, so its halla dirty. church.


This is titled "Distubring asian People !", posted by BlaQsheeeP. It's tags are, Desturbing and wierd. Nice spelling, YOU FUCKING MORON.


Wow.

Time to eat some Soft Baked Cookies, then go to bed. Huzzah!

What's Beef?

The other day, Widukind posted about the Cam'ron vs. 50 Cent feud and it got me thinking. I got a lot of beef music on my computer, and sometimes there's nothing better to hear than a diss track, so here's a collection of some tracks that you might like.
120 Bars- The Game dissing 50 Cent and G-Unit. #1 of his three diss tracks.
240 Bars- The Game dissing 50 Cent and G-Unit again. In particular Spider Loc. Great line: "You're the reason homies press mute when they play Madden"
Hit Em' Up- 2Pac dissing Biggie, Junior Mafia and Mobb Deep. The most famous diss track of all time. Pac just absolutely destroys them.
300 Bars and Runnin'- The Game dissing 50 Cent and G-Unit for around 12 minutes over different beats. The first of the three and the best.
Piggy Bank- 50 Cent dissing anyone and everyone that comes to mind. A pretty weak ass diss song in my book. No real direction or any lines that really kill.
Takeover- Jay-Z dissing Nas and Mobb Deep. One of the best Jigga songs of all time and the big shot for Jay-Z in his beef with Mobb Deep.
Back Down- 50 Cent dissing Ja Rule and Murder Inc. This comes off 50's first album and I have always loved this track.
Round Here- Jim Jones dissing Memphis Bleek. Memphis Bleek sucks. He gets nutted on in a lot of these songs.
Ether- Nas dissing Jay-Z. His response to Takeover. A great track, considered by some the best diss track of all.
Get Em' Daddy- Cam'ron dissing Jay-Z. I like this song because the insults are pretty fucking dumb but work pretty well.
Fuck Wit' Dre Day- Dr. Dre dissing Eazy-E. This is when NWA turns on Eazy-E. Not really that much a diss track except for the shit talking at the end.
Who Shot Ya?- Notorious B.I.G. dissing 2Pac? The song that started the beef apparently, but nothing was actually said. Shame that both were killed over some bullshit.
For the Record- Shyne dissing 50 Cent. For those who don't know, Shyne is the guy who went to jail for P. Diddy back when the nightclub shooting shit went down. He's in jail for a while, but he recorded this song over the phone. Do not sleep on Shyne, he's a fucking beast.
Hail Mary 2003- 50 Cent, Eminem, and Busta Rhymes dissing Ja Rule and Murder Inc. It was pretty much over after this song. Enough said.
I Smell Pussy- 50 Cent dissing Ja Rule and Murder Inc. The title says it all. 50 Cent was actually kinda tight for a while. But now G-Unot.
We Fly High (Beef Mix)- Jim Jones dissing Jay-Z and vice versa. Not much of a track. But I felt like putting it on anyways.

Enjoy everyone, this should be enough tracks to keep some of you happy for a little while. Also an added beef bonus video- Eazy E's response to Dr. Dre. I tried to find this song everywhere, but it's impossible to find.

I'm Out.

NFL Draft 07

Being that I probably know the least about the draft I wanted to start a thread where those with more knowledge could give theiir first eleven picks through the 9ers. maybe we could put some money on it and the person who gets the most right wins its all.

Curtis!!!

OK, so some of you may have heard about the Cam'ron/50 cent beef that started a couple weeks ago. Basically, 50 was on the Angie Martinez show on Hot 97 in NYC. The owner or something of independent Koch records calls in, and 50 asks him to put Cam'ron on the phone. Cam comes on and starts yelling at 50 because I think 50 had said previously he could determine the direction of The Diplomats careers or something, and for dissing Koch records, because apparently 50 had let one of his own artists sign with them. Then it basically turns into an argument over whether 50 and G-Unit or Cam and The Diplomats are making more money. Listen to the entire exchange here.

Since then, Jim Jones and Juelz Santana have made it clear that The Diplomats want no beef with G-Unit, and vice versa. (If I got any of that wrong, which is highly likely, please correct me.)
Cam'ron:Jim Jones and Juelz as Dennis Rodman: Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen. OK that might not be that accurate, but it seems relevant in this case.


So 50 came out with a diss track/video on Cam. Notice the hearse at the front with "Cam'ron's Career" written on the side.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Njej3NKTKU

The song's called "Funeral Music". The video is pretty rediculous, but the song isn't that tight. The chorus is alright, but 50 doesn't really deliver any memorable lines, except for at the end when he's mocking Cam's lyrical prowess ("Computers computin', boogity bootin'"). That's kinda funny.

Of course, Cam retaliates with his own diss track and accompanying video.


Typical Cam here (download the song). The whole "Curtis!" riff is fucking funny, and his description of 50 is on point ("Bugs Monkey"). The video is straight weird, and I have absolutely no idea what the guy is saying in the entire middle part.

Verdict: The court awards prosecutor (or is he the defendant here? Thoughts?), Cameron Giles a.k.a. Cam'ron a.k.a. Killa Cam rights to all distributing rights and ownership of the Guerilla Unit label. Even though I have to admit Cam sounds like a straight ass on the radio show, 50's song is worse, and 50 in general is pretty fucking ghey.

Diplomats>G-Unot. All day.

To prove it to you, here are three Juelz songs I been listening to recently:

We Will Rock You

Oh Yes (Harrison...tits might like this one. Same with abriendo_bitches, aka rgay).

Red Bandana (This is for hungryfortacos, but everyone should download. Teh siccn3ss).

Church.

CHELLLLLLLLSEAAAAAAA!!!!!

Here are ten sick chelsea goals from different eras. Quite long with the replays but worth it.