Widukinds Diary Entry #8
Usually I like to take my time between these to collect my thoughts and come up with something incredibly funny to please my huge fan base on teh internets, but certain things have taken place that prompt me to write again.
I am so sick of sports writers. Honestly. What the fuck is their problem?
My first issue is this whole Anthony Smith thing. Yes, he’s not great, and yes, the Patriots proceeded to pick him apart, but honestly, have sportswriters ever made more of a big deal out of some stupid little comment? The guy literally said “Yeah we gonna win, as long as we come up and do what we supposed to do.” He did say that the Steelers would win, but it wasn’t even close to a Namath-esque guarantee. Of course, since everyone loves to suck the Patriots cock nowadays, the whole thing blew up.
Every r-tard in the world: “Omygawd, Belichick and Brady are gonna be sooooo pissed now! LOL! No way the Steelers are gonna win now because of one mediocre player actually thinking that his own team, god forbid, is going to win!”
Shut up. First of all, Bill Belichick and Tom Brady aren’t idiots. Anthony Smith decided to stick up for his team, instead of providing the same cookie-cutter sound-bites everyone else was feeding to the media about the Patriots and how good they are. Are we expected to think that the Patriots thought that the Steelers were about to roll over and play dead before Smith made those comments? Uh, no. The same columnists who expressed so much disbelief at the Patriots cutthroat style early in the year all of a sudden forgot about all that. The 2007 Patriots are out to dismantle every team they play. They manhandled the Steelers, and they would have done it no matter what had been said earlier in the week. Period.
(I’d also like to point out that the Patriots were going to go after Smith anyways because he’s just not that good, so what fucking difference does it make? Also, if any Steeler fan blames Smith for causing your team to lose, you’re just a complete idiot.)
This leads into my next point of disgust: I have never seen so much sucking of a single teams genitalia in my life. Read this article. Are you kidding me, Gene Wojidsfjsfijfkdpoopski? Instead of writing this crap, why don’t you just go resurrect Golem or Frankenstein or something and staple a picture of Brady’s face to the monsters head and then jack off to it every night before you go to bed? Jesus.
And why the fuck does the media like Brady and Belichick so fucking goddamn fucking much? The guys are complete assholes. After the Baltimore game, neither gave a single compliment to the Ravens. Brady’s most flattering comment was “they made some decent plays”. He’s simply become a completely pompous asshole.
After the Pittsburgh game, Belichick said “we’ve played against a lot better safeties than him”, and something along the lines of “the play at the safety position was very inviting”. Smith didn’t say one negative comment about the Patriots as a team, or Belichick as a coach, but Belichick attacked him anyways. Let me spell that out for you:
I am so sick of sports writers. Honestly. What the fuck is their problem?
My first issue is this whole Anthony Smith thing. Yes, he’s not great, and yes, the Patriots proceeded to pick him apart, but honestly, have sportswriters ever made more of a big deal out of some stupid little comment? The guy literally said “Yeah we gonna win, as long as we come up and do what we supposed to do.” He did say that the Steelers would win, but it wasn’t even close to a Namath-esque guarantee. Of course, since everyone loves to suck the Patriots cock nowadays, the whole thing blew up.
Every r-tard in the world: “Omygawd, Belichick and Brady are gonna be sooooo pissed now! LOL! No way the Steelers are gonna win now because of one mediocre player actually thinking that his own team, god forbid, is going to win!”
Shut up. First of all, Bill Belichick and Tom Brady aren’t idiots. Anthony Smith decided to stick up for his team, instead of providing the same cookie-cutter sound-bites everyone else was feeding to the media about the Patriots and how good they are. Are we expected to think that the Patriots thought that the Steelers were about to roll over and play dead before Smith made those comments? Uh, no. The same columnists who expressed so much disbelief at the Patriots cutthroat style early in the year all of a sudden forgot about all that. The 2007 Patriots are out to dismantle every team they play. They manhandled the Steelers, and they would have done it no matter what had been said earlier in the week. Period.
(I’d also like to point out that the Patriots were going to go after Smith anyways because he’s just not that good, so what fucking difference does it make? Also, if any Steeler fan blames Smith for causing your team to lose, you’re just a complete idiot.)
This leads into my next point of disgust: I have never seen so much sucking of a single teams genitalia in my life. Read this article. Are you kidding me, Gene Wojidsfjsfijfkdpoopski? Instead of writing this crap, why don’t you just go resurrect Golem or Frankenstein or something and staple a picture of Brady’s face to the monsters head and then jack off to it every night before you go to bed? Jesus.
And why the fuck does the media like Brady and Belichick so fucking goddamn fucking much? The guys are complete assholes. After the Baltimore game, neither gave a single compliment to the Ravens. Brady’s most flattering comment was “they made some decent plays”. He’s simply become a completely pompous asshole.
After the Pittsburgh game, Belichick said “we’ve played against a lot better safeties than him”, and something along the lines of “the play at the safety position was very inviting”. Smith didn’t say one negative comment about the Patriots as a team, or Belichick as a coach, but Belichick attacked him anyways. Let me spell that out for you:
A. Coach. Attacking. An. Opposing. Player.
It’s completely classless, yet the media loved every fucking second of it.
Belichick has repeatedly cold shouldered every coach in the traditional post-game handshake. But the media just laughs it off: “Oh that’s just Belichick being Belichick!”
So where the fuck was “Barry being Barry”? Why is Bill Belichick funny because he’s an asshole, while Barry Bonds is…well, just simply an asshole?
Why was LT criticized last year by every Patriot-cock-sucking sports reporter after calling Belichick and the Patriots classless? Are sportswriters just too embarrassed that he may be right, that the whole team-first, Tom Brady swoon-fest is actually just a cover for a bunch of cocky assholes?
I want all of these questions to be answered, ASAP. Or else I’m going to poop in a box and address it:
“TO: New England, FROM: Your Secret…Hater!!!”
Ya.
Out like the Pats in the Divisional Playoffs. Go Jags.
Out like the Pats in the Divisional Playoffs. Go Jags.
