Widukinds Diary Entry #20

Topic 1) That's Devin the Dude. He rules. And was a crazy part of my life last night, kinda, a little. Last semester in a creative writing class there was a homeless dude in one of my stories who at one point sang a line from Devin's "See What I Could Pull" :

If she has no bra, no panties, look like she wanna bone,
and it ain’t no pain at all, just take that girl home!

Another dude in the story asks if that's Devin the Dude, and the homeless dude gets all excited that the other dude knows who The Dude is. Last night while in a corner store, a young dude walked in with a hella old boombox/CD player playing the exact same song. I sang along for a little, and he got all excited that I knew who Devin the Dude was.

This was my proudest moment.

Topic 2) I want to create some stamp that says "shut-up" on it to stamp on any ones forehead who says something annoying in class, specifically any phrase that includes "the dichotomy of human nature". People seem to fucking love the word "dichotomy", especially when followed by "of human nature", and then usually something about "good vs. evil". With my stamp I could just get up and plant it on their forehead and go sit down again and maybe yell "n00b!" or "shut-up!" or "suck my balls".

Topic 3) I write things down in my phone that I want to remember, but sometimes that doesn't help. I have a note that I took sometime during mine and hungryfortacos' time during Mexico that just says: "The eat your balls and then your face bacteria". I have no idea what discussion that came from, but I do know that bacteria would definitely suck balls.

I don't really have much else. So...here's some more Devin (warning: misogynistis messages ahead!):

Dude

Gettin' Crazy (First line: "uno, dos, I have hairy balls, tres, quatro, ask your bitch vato!")

Also: Wonder Mike Radio, tomorrow night, 12-2 AM (maybe only 'till 1). www.wmre.fm.
Now in MPthreezy format!

HomelessNigg Presents: Men of Many Talents

A long time ago, I was shown a music video that was made by one of the many dominant 49ers teams of the 1980's. Upon watching the video, I was dumbstruck. How could such physically talented gentlemen also possess the unrivaled mental aptitude to compose a rap with lyrics so poetic that they would bring Genghis Khan himself to tears? Actually, that's complete horseshit. The rap is hilarious and a joy to watch, but not because of any verbal artistry. It is rather so enjoyable because of the lyrical ineptitude of the players. Have a look-see to refresh your memory:

Remarkable! The best parts are definitely Roger Craig's 'We out to have big fun!', which sounds exactly like Family Guy's Bill Cosby impression, and Ronnie Lott's 'Oops! Interception.' Anyway, I was debating with a few fellows in the illustrious Kappa Alpha Order earlier today about which football franchise is the greatest of all time, and sent them that video to bolster my claim that the 49ers are indeed the best.

Due to the magnificence of that video, I expected no stern rebuttals from any of my adversaries in this debate. However, I soon received one which left me absolutely stunned.

There is no question that the 49ers are a superior franchise to the L.A./St. Louis Rams in all ways football. But in terms of 80's style music videos? Alas, my friends. I'm afraid they have us beat. Fortunately, we still blow other teams' songs out of the water.

A weak effort, to be sure, with the sole exception of Howie Long. But all this musical buffoonery from way back in the day begs the question: can the current day 49ers lace the track with dope rhymes as well as the old guys did? If the vocal delivery of Frank Gore is any indication, the answer is no.