An ode to Techno Music Videos...
I'm going to preface this post with an apology to those of you who don't like techno. You guys are going to think this post is so stupid. But I just finished my finals so fuck you.
Basically, this post is going to be a series of techno music videos. After Widukind's post, I too was disappointed in youtube so I went on and looked up the most viewed youtube videos of all time. I was ashamed. Five of the top eight videos are shitty music videos. Like really shitty. Number one video of all time is Avril Lavigne's music video for "Girlfriend." It has been viewed over 109 million times. Uber Ghey. Don't watch it. You'll wanna kill yourself.
The basic realization I came to was that the only really good music videos are techno videos. Now I know pretty much everyone is going to find a music video that's sick that can't be classified as techno or remotely near techno. Okay, great! The point is more techno videos are good than any other genre of music. So this post is going to be a series of music videos. The first four are oldies that prove my point. The next four are new ones you guys may not have heard but I like.
The classic:
Another classic:
Sensing a trend:
Breaking the trend:
First new song. Pretty good song but a really good video:
The next new techno song is only good if you see this video first. 80s to the max:
The Techno version:
You guys have all probably heard this song by now but its still a pretty good video and it came out five days ago:
When it comes down to not a really good video, but I still like the song so its worth including:
If you want me to post any of these songs e-mail me.
See ya fellas in a week or so.
5 comments:
So, a good music video (sorry, "the only really good music videos") is ridiculously hot girls in lingerie dancing around?
RJhal=definitely the most underrated perv of all Dress Archie contributors.
That's one type. Clearly you didn't watch all of them. Jeeze.
And don't tell me you weren't entertained.
And you definitely had to think for a while of something negative to say. Have fun not winning in fantasy.
Wow. Once again you show how bad you are at arguing. Lets see...
Call On Me - Ridiculously hot chicks dancing around (ok technically not in lingerie).
Put Your Hands Up - hot chicks dancing around in lingerie.
Satisfaction - hot girls dancing around in lingerie.
Days Go By - no girls in lingerie..yay RJ!
Whatever the next one is called- no lingerie, but still a ridiculously hot blonde chick dancing in slow motion.
Eddie Murphy song - only limited girls in lingerie. Good job!
Kid Cudi mix- no way! hot girls in lingerie!
LAst video - girl walking solemnly...pondering life..sitting on a couch...oh no wait, there go her clothes! Lingerie party in RJs mind (and pants)!
Still a perv.
Every video has to have at least one hot chick duhh.
OH and you are huge perv too. I have evidence that I won't list on this blog.
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