F@#* Joe the Plumber

Yeah, I'm getting political again. Fuck Joe the Plumber. If you don't know who Joe the Plumber is, here you go. All of a sudden this guy is a fucking national sensation because he approached Obama whining about having to pay taxes if he buys a company that makes more than $250,000 a year.
As our friend Mario has already stated, the average plumber salary in the US as of July, 2008 was $37,514. I'm sorry, but making $220,000 more than the national average does not make this guy "Joe the Plumber". This guy is an entrepenuer who's somehow about to make more than at least 95% of the rest of the population in the United States simply by rooting around in shit. On top of that, he's a fucking plumber who somehow has the audacity and eloquence to hold his own in a presidential candidates face. How is it not obvious that "Joe the Plumber" is so clearly not the everyday dude? Why is he so fucking famous? Am I going to have to watch him in a Weight Watchers commercial in five years? This is ridiculous.
People think that taxing someone making more than 95% of the country just a little more than everyone else goes against the American Dream, and is even socialism. Are you fucking dumb? Are you a fucking ass? Since when has the "American Dream" centered more on whether you can buy a new boat as opposed to helping people and being a good citizen? Can I set a record for most questions asked in a blog post? Maybe? Why is our country so stupid? Aren't you glad the Dodgers are out of the playoffs? Don't you hope the Red Sox get knocked out of the playoffs, too? I just pooped myself?

Out like fucking Joe the Plumber will be in 15 minutes.

Uh.....KITTY!!!