Widukind Diary Entry #12

Topic 1) The other day on the Discovery Channel (I watch alot of the Discovery Channel), there was some show about how different animals raise their young. The last subject, as usual, was human beings. The family they chose to show was some Japanese couple whose daughter still lived with them, even though she was like 25. However, this wasn't a case of an impoverished family where the children are obligated to live with their aging parents to help take care of the rest of their relatives, or a woman who was temporarily residing in her parents house as she bounced between jobs; no, this Japanese woman was literally just mooching. She actually said something along the lines of "its very financially sound to live with my parents, because that way I can spend my money on anything I want". This way of living seems so fucking stupid to me that I can't even comprehend how this girl had the guts to justify her situation. I consider this woman the epitome of defeatist, the archetype of loser, and even the creator of a new term, the "anti-evolver". She is doing nothing but degrading the human race. Literally. Imagine if everyone had an attitude like that.

Thus...I hereby announce the creation of the "Dress Archie Anti-Evolver List"; anybody who seems like all they are doing is sapping the life juice of the human race and sending us backwards in time is eligible. To date I have two people: this Japanese woman, and Tom Tancredo. Feel free to add on.
Topic 2) So far this year I've gotten two free bags of Doritos from a vending machine. I pay for one, the thing starts spinning, the bag gets stuck so the thing keeps spinning, two bags fall down, and Mikel=very happy. Getting things that you like for free when you don't expect it is probably one of the most rewarding experiences on the planet. Even if it's just a bag of Doritos that cost $.80, it makes you feel special, like there's a purpose for you in life and that someone is watching over you. I really like Doritos.

Topic 3) I have figured out the best way to assert dominance over any Marin asshole who thinks they're hella tight. If said asshole make any type of claim suggesting Marins superiority over San Francisco, all you say is: "well if Mill Valley is so fucking awesome, then how come you have to tell everybody you're from San Francisco?" (Duped silence) "Yeah. That's what I thought. Asshole."

Topic 4) Hungryfortacos (Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!11!!1oen!!oeleven111!!) and I have already talked about this, but I highly suggest everyone go check out Oh Word's list of 50 Incredible Rap Songs You Have To Hear Right Now, their compilation of the greatest rap songs that you've probably never heard. They came out with this earlier in 2007, but have re-linked the original posts, all except the first 10 with their own zip files. I downloaded every song, and it's real legit.