Monday, January 28, 2008

Bay Life is Back...

Basically, I haven't posted in a while so I thought I would ease myself back in with a little with a really easy post.

I am sure you all remember the month (or two) when injuryprone could not go at least five minutes without saying the phrase "cause he a pussy" from the pseudo-well-known Bay Life videos. Well, for the first time in over a year, there are new episodes of Bay Life on YouTube. And, the rumor is, at least according to Nation of Thizzlam (hence the fact that this is a easy post), that the episodes may become weekly. All new material for injuryprone!!!!111one. Okay here are the first two episodes:





Both episodes are pretty funny, same quality as the old videos. I'm sure most of you guys with notice the throwback Richie Rich to end the first episode. So fucking money.

Alright, I'm out like Pedro Feliz from SF. (Maybe there is a God)

By the way, if the Giants don't somehow fill their two gaping holes (third and first) with someone I am at least willing to watch play baseball in the next week (very unlikely, as it seems we are heading towards Tony Clark at first base, WTF), my next post will be a tirade about how Brian Sabean should be fired.

8 comments:

Widukind said...

Wow RJ way to stick your neck out on this one. Not only did Nation of Thizzlam do it, the videos themselves have been on YouTube for a while.
Also, McCoveyChronicles does the Brian Sabean tirade all the time. Take off the blog-diapers. (ps I love you).

rjhal11 said...

Mikel,

Did you read the post at all? I clearly point out that this comes directly from Nation of Thizzlam and that this is an easy post. So basically you are just repetitive and unnecessary in your attempted insults. Take off the insult-diapers mikel. Woahhhhhhh!!!!1!

Hartichoke said...

why not just post a link to nation of thizzlam instead. Oh wait we already have one.

Anonymous said...

Stop being Fags! I'm tired of you guys thinking that you matter....you guys are all dumb....I'm out like in baseball and shit

Widukind said...
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Widukind said...

RJ-your terrible arguing skills never cease to amaze me. Yes, I read the post, which is why I referenced Nation of Thizzlam (which is also why I used the phrase "not only"). The fact remains that those have been on YouTube for a while; you just needed another blog to figure that out.
Also, what about McCovey Chronicles? Or are you gonna copy him too?
Also also, what player do you expect the Giants to sign or trade for to fill the corner infield spots who would be even remotely interesting to watch? This team is doomed.

Also also also, to "a man", whoever that mysterious person is...how about you stop pretending like you matter on YouTube by uploading your photo project from last year. You're dumb.

(deleted comment was mine it was an accident)

rjhal11 said...

Joey Votto for Sanchez and Lowry or if that doesn't get them, Edwin Encarnacion for Sanchez. I simply get the feeling Sabean isn't focusing on our infield at all. I'm scared shitless by what must be going on in his head. And yes McCovey Chronicles often rants on Sabean, but he has not ranted on Sabean in over two months, and his rants are very different than my rants. Also, as good as Grant is about scrounging the internet for information about the Giants, he is still presenting his own opinion. I have differing opinions on Sabean from him and, although we arrive at similar conclusions, we have different ways of getting there. The beauty of the internet, mikel, is both Grant and I can post our opinions no matter how contrasting or similar they are. And to prove to you how our arguments would be different, my title would be why I wish Mark Shapiro was my GM. As much as Grant hates on Sabean, he has never mentioned Mark Shapiro (two time GM of the year who famously claimed the minute he took the job in 2001 that the Indians wouldn't compete for another three years at best). Grant is often merely sarcastic about Sabean's public statements. I intend to argue that Sabean is not a GM built to create a winning team, rather a GM built to make the most out of an already solid team. I have a lot more I can say, but I'm going to remain quiet for the rest of the week, as I said before, and then if, as I expect, Sabean does nothing and appears to be heading nowhere, then I will argue my point. Then, Mikel, you can tell me what you think. Yes the Giants are doomed, but our future is a lot brighter than it seems. Our Low Minor League System (Rookie Ball, A Ball) just got the best rating its gotten in over 10 years largely due to the emergence of prospects like Emmanuel Burriss, Charlie Culberson, Wendell Fairley (I just read this line about him, ceiling: Carl Crawford with more power), Tim Alderson, Madison Bumgarner, Henry Sosa, and of course Angel. Granted, our High Minor League system is still dreadful, but we are finally on our way to creating a fruitful farm system that will allow us to compete in this new baseball market where prospects are everything and free agents are nothing. Until these prospects make their way up our system, though, I am honestly content watching two of the top 5 young pitchers in the game pitch. We may be shit to watch at the plate, but we will be one of the most exciting teams those days when Cain or Lincecum is pitching. And in terms of my post, the reason I made it is I like to believe (see: pipe dream) that this blog is not read only by us. Even if it is just friends and families of ours, not all of them would know what Bay Life is and thus would not search Bay Life on YouTube. At the same time, while the videos had been on YouTube for about a month, the only way one of us would have noticed the new videos is if we were huge, huge bay area dorks (see: injuryprone) and we watched the Bay Life videos on a weekly basis. Thus, Nation of Thizzlam was the best way to find out about the videos and so I decided to post them on our blog as well since most of our fan base doesn't look at Nation of Thizzlam often. And no one ever uses the links part of our sidebar. Its useless decoration. Basically, Mikel, if you knew about the Bay Life videos before I did then you need to stop researching every single thing that crosses your mind and you are officially the biggest dork I've ever heard of. And I go to Stanford so that's saying something.

Now, Mikel, I know I am bad at arguing, but you are downright awful at listening. I'm pretty sure you're pretty sure that you are never wrong. And take my first comment as what it was, a joke. I mean come on; I used the phrase "insult-diapers."

Yours always,

RJ

Widukind said...

-Lowry and Sanchez are two guys Grant talks about trading incessantly, and at times specifically for Votto. Encarnacion and Votto would be great prizes, but I can't see it happening.
-OK, you're right about the internet. But that means that I can say whatever I want to you, too, ryay.
-I too would like Shapiro as GM. I would also like an 8" dick. Thanks Santa.
-I agree wholeheartedly we have a lot of young raw talent in the low minors, but the lack of any talent at the higher levels is sickening. Your point about the new baseball market is right on.
-I use the links on the sidebar.
-I knew about the Bay Life videos because I subscribed to that user way back when Nation of Thizzlam first posted about them. Other than the dude who made the "Unforgiveable" videos, that's the only person I've subscribed to. Dorky, or ingenious?
-Take my first comment as a joke. I mean, c'mon; I used the phrase "blog-diapers".

Yours forever,
Michael