Widukinds Diary Entry #8
Usually I like to take my time between these to collect my thoughts and come up with something incredibly funny to please my huge fan base on teh internets, but certain things have taken place that prompt me to write again.
I am so sick of sports writers. Honestly. What the fuck is their problem?
My first issue is this whole Anthony Smith thing. Yes, he’s not great, and yes, the Patriots proceeded to pick him apart, but honestly, have sportswriters ever made more of a big deal out of some stupid little comment? The guy literally said “Yeah we gonna win, as long as we come up and do what we supposed to do.” He did say that the Steelers would win, but it wasn’t even close to a Namath-esque guarantee. Of course, since everyone loves to suck the Patriots cock nowadays, the whole thing blew up.
Every r-tard in the world: “Omygawd, Belichick and Brady are gonna be sooooo pissed now! LOL! No way the Steelers are gonna win now because of one mediocre player actually thinking that his own team, god forbid, is going to win!”
Shut up. First of all, Bill Belichick and Tom Brady aren’t idiots. Anthony Smith decided to stick up for his team, instead of providing the same cookie-cutter sound-bites everyone else was feeding to the media about the Patriots and how good they are. Are we expected to think that the Patriots thought that the Steelers were about to roll over and play dead before Smith made those comments? Uh, no. The same columnists who expressed so much disbelief at the Patriots cutthroat style early in the year all of a sudden forgot about all that. The 2007 Patriots are out to dismantle every team they play. They manhandled the Steelers, and they would have done it no matter what had been said earlier in the week. Period.
(I’d also like to point out that the Patriots were going to go after Smith anyways because he’s just not that good, so what fucking difference does it make? Also, if any Steeler fan blames Smith for causing your team to lose, you’re just a complete idiot.)
This leads into my next point of disgust: I have never seen so much sucking of a single teams genitalia in my life. Read this article. Are you kidding me, Gene Wojidsfjsfijfkdpoopski? Instead of writing this crap, why don’t you just go resurrect Golem or Frankenstein or something and staple a picture of Brady’s face to the monsters head and then jack off to it every night before you go to bed? Jesus.
And why the fuck does the media like Brady and Belichick so fucking goddamn fucking much? The guys are complete assholes. After the Baltimore game, neither gave a single compliment to the Ravens. Brady’s most flattering comment was “they made some decent plays”. He’s simply become a completely pompous asshole.
After the Pittsburgh game, Belichick said “we’ve played against a lot better safeties than him”, and something along the lines of “the play at the safety position was very inviting”. Smith didn’t say one negative comment about the Patriots as a team, or Belichick as a coach, but Belichick attacked him anyways. Let me spell that out for you:
I am so sick of sports writers. Honestly. What the fuck is their problem?
My first issue is this whole Anthony Smith thing. Yes, he’s not great, and yes, the Patriots proceeded to pick him apart, but honestly, have sportswriters ever made more of a big deal out of some stupid little comment? The guy literally said “Yeah we gonna win, as long as we come up and do what we supposed to do.” He did say that the Steelers would win, but it wasn’t even close to a Namath-esque guarantee. Of course, since everyone loves to suck the Patriots cock nowadays, the whole thing blew up.
Every r-tard in the world: “Omygawd, Belichick and Brady are gonna be sooooo pissed now! LOL! No way the Steelers are gonna win now because of one mediocre player actually thinking that his own team, god forbid, is going to win!”
Shut up. First of all, Bill Belichick and Tom Brady aren’t idiots. Anthony Smith decided to stick up for his team, instead of providing the same cookie-cutter sound-bites everyone else was feeding to the media about the Patriots and how good they are. Are we expected to think that the Patriots thought that the Steelers were about to roll over and play dead before Smith made those comments? Uh, no. The same columnists who expressed so much disbelief at the Patriots cutthroat style early in the year all of a sudden forgot about all that. The 2007 Patriots are out to dismantle every team they play. They manhandled the Steelers, and they would have done it no matter what had been said earlier in the week. Period.
(I’d also like to point out that the Patriots were going to go after Smith anyways because he’s just not that good, so what fucking difference does it make? Also, if any Steeler fan blames Smith for causing your team to lose, you’re just a complete idiot.)
This leads into my next point of disgust: I have never seen so much sucking of a single teams genitalia in my life. Read this article. Are you kidding me, Gene Wojidsfjsfijfkdpoopski? Instead of writing this crap, why don’t you just go resurrect Golem or Frankenstein or something and staple a picture of Brady’s face to the monsters head and then jack off to it every night before you go to bed? Jesus.
And why the fuck does the media like Brady and Belichick so fucking goddamn fucking much? The guys are complete assholes. After the Baltimore game, neither gave a single compliment to the Ravens. Brady’s most flattering comment was “they made some decent plays”. He’s simply become a completely pompous asshole.
After the Pittsburgh game, Belichick said “we’ve played against a lot better safeties than him”, and something along the lines of “the play at the safety position was very inviting”. Smith didn’t say one negative comment about the Patriots as a team, or Belichick as a coach, but Belichick attacked him anyways. Let me spell that out for you:
A. Coach. Attacking. An. Opposing. Player.
It’s completely classless, yet the media loved every fucking second of it.
Belichick has repeatedly cold shouldered every coach in the traditional post-game handshake. But the media just laughs it off: “Oh that’s just Belichick being Belichick!”
So where the fuck was “Barry being Barry”? Why is Bill Belichick funny because he’s an asshole, while Barry Bonds is…well, just simply an asshole?
Why was LT criticized last year by every Patriot-cock-sucking sports reporter after calling Belichick and the Patriots classless? Are sportswriters just too embarrassed that he may be right, that the whole team-first, Tom Brady swoon-fest is actually just a cover for a bunch of cocky assholes?
I want all of these questions to be answered, ASAP. Or else I’m going to poop in a box and address it:
“TO: New England, FROM: Your Secret…Hater!!!”
Ya.
Out like the Pats in the Divisional Playoffs. Go Jags.
Out like the Pats in the Divisional Playoffs. Go Jags.
9 comments:
while i agree with alot that you said michael, you have to understand that that sort of quote is pure bulletin board material. a real pro would answer without saying one team would win, you know that. that being said yeah they picked on him, and some of it probably had to do with the fact hes not very good, but still saying anything to the media before you play the pats puts a bulletin on your book. i guarantee you dont see any jet saying shit this week, not just cause they are playing the pats but because they know the pats are looking for blood against mangini. and you know what, i know everyone is gonna hate me for saying this, at this point this year, dont you think the pats have earned the ability to be cocky. fuck they have had a tough ass schedule and still have beaten everyone. i wouldnt say the pats are classless, i have watched a few of their postgame interviews, i would say they are not content which makes them more dangerous. just a few thoughts. i dont think i have said anything too particular original, but lets be honest once you saw that anthony smith thing didnt you know the pats were covering this week. i know i did and i bet you did too michael.
Fuck I hope this post doesn't put a bulletin on my book...
In all seriousness though, the cockiness still bugs me, but how come these guys get let off the hook, when guys like Barry Bonds don't? That's what irritates me the most.
Also, I don't see why being undefeated completely exempts you from even acknowledging your opponents effort whatsoever.
You know, at first I didn't think too much of the Patriots winning so big and everyone being all over their nuts. But now that I think about it, I think ol' Deebs is on to something, more with Belichick than Brady. Brady strikes me as more down-to-earth, and from what I saw of his postgame interview he gave a lot of credit to his own team instead of chewing out Anthony Smith. Plus he's just so hot. As Deebs mentioned, though, Belichick pretty much did just the opposite. He was pretty goddamn unprofessional about it, and that's just compounded by the fact that he seems to have no respect for anyone but himself, as evidenced by the handshake thing and his spying on the Jets.
That's another thing, it's irritating that everyone is all over Belichick's johnson even though a few months ago he was exposed as being a fucking cheater. So this guy is A) a cheater and B) a douchebag and the media still kisses his ass like it's J-Lo's (I certainly would pucker up for those sweet, sweet cheeks)? DB, I'm hopping on the bandwagon. Fuck Belichick and fuck the Pats.
god bless your little heart mikey
jesus hungry for tacos a little to much time in New England i guess. were you getting pounded in the ass by a pats/redsox/celtics/bruins/bc fan when you made you comment. i though smith was an idiot but they made it seem like he did a nameth gaurentee and he didn't
I agree with archie...hungry for tacos. get that New England CUM chowder out of your mouth and fucking realize that the Pats are classless fucks....love, your guys' secret admirer...named Harrison
I blame the white media. Did you guys see the stink that was created over Arthur Blank's comments about Mike Vick in the booth during Monday Night Football? Blank was talking about the probability of Vick returning to the Falcons after he gets out of prison, and Blank said "as long as he stays in shape in prison and doesn't eat fried chicken, he could possibly return." (this is not a direct quote, but a paraphrase of what I heard). The media took the entire thing and claimed that Blank was really racist because he thought that because Vick was black that he would eat a lot of fried chicken. Then, one of the guys from "2 Live Stews" who makes a lot of appearances on ESPN to oppose Skip Bayless (who is a cunt) came on and said that he thought it was ridiculous that people were making a big deal out of this and all the people on ESPN would do was try to pry a negative response out of him. It made me sick. fuck whitey.
vamos jags tambien.
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