Widukinds Diary Entry #7
Plenty of stuff to get off my chest today...
Topic 1) If you missed out, Pretty Boy Floyd wrecked shop last night in a ridiculous bout with 'Hitman' Ricky Hatton. A TKO in 10 sent a clear message to the boxing world that Mayweather is lb-4-lb the best fighter in the world, and that Brits are poonaninanies...though I did like Hatton's bend-over after he got deducted for hitting Mayweather in the back of the head. But I didn't like the fact that the Brits apparently booed the national anthem. If there's anything that reeks of more irony (real irony or Alannis Morisette irony, whichever applies), I can't think of it, so it probably doesn't exist. What a bunch of tories.
Topic 2) I woke up today at like 10:00... AM! It was very confusing. Maybe it was my body telling me I have alot of work I should be doing instead of smoking and betting on football. But I like to think that it was my body telling me I had alot of smoking and betting I should be doing, instead of sleeping! Early bird gets the worm!
Topic 3) The other day I saw a girl walking in front of me wearing a black shirt that said "You feed on the weak, I swallow the strong!". First I was like, "ewwwwww!!!!" Then I started thinking, well swallowing the strong doesn't make sense, because contextually those people wouldn't be strong at all. So she would be actually swallowing the weak, which is alot less beneficial than actually feeding on them, because a human stomach couldn't handle a whole human nearly as well as a masticated one that had been injested piece by piece. What an odd, unintended conundrum that crazy bz put herself in!
Topic 4) I keep thoughts I have written down on my phone, and then after I write about them I delete them. But one I never got around to writing about was "Dog Day vs. Inside Man". This was right after I saw Dog Day Afternoon for the first time, and I realized it had a lot of things in common with Inside Man, but I never really wrote anything down. Now I can't remember anything. So I'm just suggesting you watch this movie if you haven't already; it's incredible.
Topic 5) How are you guys going to feel when I sweep the fantasy league championships this year? Really, really, really, inferior? Don't worry. I'll feel superior enough to cancel it out and retain equilibrium. :).
Out like all 39 of PBF's opponents.
PS. Also, I just put some GoogleAdsense thing on here. If we can make money, I say we might as well try it! That's not selling out, right? Probably won't get anything but might as well try.
4 comments:
Are you serious? Mayweather is a defensive bitch, I'm happy that the Americans won but it's too bad that our winner has to be some bitch that turns his back when anybody comes at him. I liked the Tories line though.
an awesome effort from the brit. boxing is dying cause people are to scared to get knocked out and dont go at the other guy in a big fight. The hitman dissapointed no one hes pretty sweet
Andy, yes I'm serious, though I'm not sure what your questioning. All I said was that Mayweather "wrecked shop", and if you can find me any evidence saying that he actually didn't participate any shop wrecking, by all means go ahead. I liked watching Hatton attack Floyd, but I liked watching Floyd weather the storm and then beat the crap out of Hatton even more. Not only did he TKO an undefeated fighter, but he beat his opponent at his own game; how can you not respect that?
how do i get in on that cheddar?
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