Teh 31337 come out and play...

I'm a big fan of Sarnak's knee attack.

This is Belegarth. A week or so ago there was an activities fair at school, and I saw this guy at a table dressed in medieval clothes and wielding a foam sword. He told me Belegarth was a medieval fighting society who trains in the art of the knight, so thinking that this was finally my opportunity to get hired as an extra for a potential Gladiator sequel, I signed up.
Well it turns out that this shit is dead serious. There is an extensive "Book of War" that was "drafted, written, debated on, and approved by the Belegarth War Council of Realms", which is really good to know. If I'm going to fight Dukker, I want to know he's not going to stab me in the back with a Class 2 weapon and claim it as a Class 4 Missile Weapon. Also, I don't want my women enemies running around wearing sports bras underneath their battle garments, because that's just so not cool.

After poking around on YouTube, I found yet another incredible invention. This is LARP:


LARP stands for Live Action Role Play. In another Belegarth video on YouTube, user ZZYZXhorde had this to say about LARPers: "The difference between what we do and what LARPers do is that we focus on the combat and are full force, full contact - it's an athletic martial sport vs. being a bunch of D&D geeks out in the woods tap fighting".
Holy fuck. Did you just slice open my brain, take a shit in it, stir it around and mix in some crystal meth, and then sew it back together? What a fuck head. What a headfuck. Holy fuck. Fuck. Wow.