Thursday, August 30, 2007

Bob Sinclair and New Lil' Wayne...

So, now that I'm essentially alone (cept for NinerPride on weekends), I'm very bored. So I've decided to do another post. I was gonna just do more techno but I decided to start off with a new Lil' Wayne song that just got released. I'm not sure where this song is from, I know its not on Tha Carter III but it may actually be produced by Dr. Dre(as Datpiff claims). The beat just kinda has that Dre feel. Lil' Wayne is pretty on point the whole song:

Homie if ya girl pregnant
you should kiss her naval
cuz you probably won't live
to see the mothafuckin cradle
I kinda like song but I feel like the beat isn't amazing (even if it is Dre). Still it's worth downloading.

Lil Wayne - Outstanding

Now it is back to techno. Speaking of Les Planches, we heard all three of Bob Sinclair's singles at the club. I like two of them a lot (one of which Alex also found in Amsterdam) and one of them so so. Here is the video for the best of the three:



Bob Sinclair - World Hold On

Bob Sinclair - Sound of Freedom

Bob Sinclair - Rock this Party

The first two are tight. Lasts one not so tight, cept I think it would be good at a dance.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

And you thought Ber was the future...

Cody Paul. This kid plays peewee football and pwns just about everyone that is unfortunate enought to cross his path. You thought Noel Devine had a sick highlight video, this one rivals it and the kid is f-ing white and 12 years old. Yup. He plays for the Los Alomitos Griffins, who have won the Pop Warner Super Bowl in their division two years in a row. Although the team that surrounds him is pretty amazing for a PeeWee team, some of the field vision that this kid has is incredible. This video will not let you down. Serially.


Uuuhhhh

Well fellow contributors it has been nearly two weeks since we all last rendezvoused. I find myself with way too much free time stuck on the facebook.com reminiscing on past times. While I have certainly met some cool kids, and I have been partying a decent amount, I am missing the easy flow of being at home with the boys. Being that college is a learning environment here are some of the things I have found. First http://collegehumour.com/ is a deliciously funny website. The video of miss teen America making an ass of herself talking about Americans inability to locate themselves on a globe is so far one of the highlights. Also I have come to appreciate the diversity of college. A certain type of person I had previously not encountered, I now see floating around campus. This rare specimen goes by the name of Guido. While I’m sure hungry for tacos, being a frequent visitor to Long Island, has a lot of experience with this species they are new to me. Her is a video that successfully portrays a Guido’s character.


Anyway love to chat with those of you I haven’t spoken to, hope all in well.

Taster...

I am about to embark for school, where the posts will increase in great number from what they have been all summer (which was virtually nil). To wet your appetites on what is to come, I thought I would throw in a reminiscent track to the summer (think La Planche). Please enjoy...

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

The Dirty Dirty




Since I am home sick today, I have plenty of time to waste on my next division, the AFC South. The Colts were weakened substantially this offseason, the Jags need to prove themselves this year, the Titans should be trying to convince everyone they were not a fluke at the end of the year last year, and the Texans I think could be a surprise team at the end of the year. I think the fight between the top 2 could be much tighter this year, and I expect the third team to also put up a fight in the wild card.

1. Indianapolis Colts
What's To Like: Well, let's see here, they still have Reggie Wayne, Marvin Harrison, and Dallas Clark, the foundations of a passing attack that is (almost indisputably) the best in the NFL on a yearly basis. Peyton Manning is probably the best quarterback in the league right now, and I don't expect him to ease off now that he has won a championship. Joseph Addai proved by the end of the year that he could be their number 1 back, and looks like he could have a great future with the team. Dwight Freeney is coming back after a monster year, helping boost the number 2 pass defense. They have a strong, smart corps of safeties with Bob Sanders and Bethea, and if they can stay healthy, they could both have huge years. The Colts are a sure bet to have a dynomite offense like in past years, and that, along with their coaching, is almost enough to ensure a playoff spot for them on a yearly basis.
What's Not To Like: In my opinion, a lot, for a team that just won the Super Bowl. They lost their Pro Bowl left tackle, Tarik Glenn, to retirement, so Peyton Manning now has rookie Tony Ugoh defending his blind side in a season where the Colts will face the likes of: Mario Williams, Julius Peppers, Amobi Okoye, Terrell Suggs, and Shawne Merriman, among others. The Colts are lacking a true second running back, so if anything happens to Addai, someone very unproven will be stepping in there. It seems unlikely that Bob Sanders will be able to play for the entire year considering the manner in which he plays and the fact that he is coming off a serious knee injury, and if he is not there, the pass defense and rush defense will feel his absence. They lost both starting cornerbacks, and will now have to turn to two unproven players at that position. And, they also lost Cato June, one of their top playmakers on defense, and their best linebacker.
Betting Lines: 7/1 to win it all, 9/2 to win the AFC, 1/3 to win the South.
Final Outlook: The Colts last year, to some extent, were one of the feel-good, everyone happy type stories. Peyton Manning got his ring, Tony Dungy got some of the credit they deserved, and the suck-ass Bears didn't win. However, going into this season, I think the Colts have been weakened by this offseason. The departure of June, David, Harper, Glenn, and Rhodes leaves question marks at a number of positions. Everyone says in sports that the hardest thing to do is to repeat as champions, and despite all that the Colts having going for them, I really can't see it happening. I think they are going to slide back a little into the team that they were in previous years, a team with a great offense, but a mediocre defense, that ultimately leaves them vulnerable once the playoffs roles along. Also, one or two injuries, and this team could be looking at a dogfight with the Jags for first. I see them finishing about 11-5, as they have a few tough games in there.

2. Jacksonville Jaguars
What's to Like: The fact that this team, honestly, as a shitload to prove this season in my opinion. Byron Leftwich has to prove that he can be the undisputed leader of this team for an entire season, and since this guy has been a soldier before, I think he's gonna prove himself to be up to the task. Their running back corps is extremly solid with Fred Taylor and Maurice Jones-Drew, and with Drew in his second season expect him to have more carries, which I think will benefit both players. Coach Jack Del Rio has made it clear to the wide receivers that they have to improve this year or possibly find new horizons, so I expect a couple of guys to step up to the challenge. The team is enormously gifted on both sides of the trenches, and they have proven consistently that they can both run the ball, and stop the run. They have the best defensive tackle tandem in the business with Marcus Stroud and John Henderson, both of whom are beasts against the run, and strong and tall enought to disrupt the passing attack. A number of players are coming back from injury, including MLB Mike Peterson, and they should be in the top 5 defenses, like they were last year. I also really like their addition of 1st round pick Reggie Nelson at safety, and I think he could be a candidate for the Defensive Rookie of the Year. Lastly, the Jags are pretty well coached, and are almost impossible to beat on their home field, and I think this year they are a team that is gonna play hard and punish every other team they play.
What's Not To Like: A lot of the stuff that this team has to prove is a result of things that are not to like. Byron Leftwich seems to get hurt almost every year, along with Fred Taylor, and at least one of their defensive tackles, so a number of players need to stay healthy for long stretches of time, which has not been their forte. Their wide receiving corps is a question mark for a reason, as no one has stepped up and claimed a starting role or playmaking role for himself. The team also lost both of their starting safeties from last season and both their replacements are young, so they may suffer from undisciplined play at those positions. Also, the question about Jags has never been about talent, but whether they can put it together for an entire season, and honestly they have yet to prove that, and the expectations are there for this season.
Betting Lines: 30/1 to win it all, 15/1 to win the AFC, 3/1 to win the South (I think that could be worth taking).
Final Outlook: The Jags to me this year, somewhat remind me of the Bengals who took the AFC South from the Steelers in 2005, only to lose as a result of the injury to Carson Palmer. I think the Jaguars team this year has the ability to upset the Colts, and I was honestly very tempted to take them over the Colts. I think they are undoubtably a playoff team, and despite the fact that I have the Colts finishing above them in the regular season, I think they could go deep into the playoffs this year. If they get consistent play at the QB position all year from Byron Leftwich and the team remains healthy, I could see them finishing at around the 10-6 mark, and really challenging the Colts for the South. However, if these things do not work out, they might end up being the same old 8-8 team they were last year. Expect the former.

3. Houston Texans
The Texans you say, but what about Vince Young and the Titans? Nonsense I say, as I think the Texans will surprise everyone with a solid season and loads of improvement on last season.
What's To Like: I'm sure at this point the Falcons are regretting giving up Matt Schaub, and for me, I expect the youngster to have a solid year with the Texans. He was always a consistent performer and well liked by the Falcons staff, and I think he has the potential to become a solid, if unspectacular QB in the NFL much like say a Trent Green. Ahman Green is no Reggie Bush, but he is still and upgrade over the likes of Wali Lundy and Ron Dayne, so while their rushing attack still may lack potency, it should be slightly more solid than last year. Andre Johnson is one of the most underrated playmakers at the Wide Receiver positions and is likely good for 1,000+ yards on a yearly basis. The Defensive Line has loads of potential with the likes of Amobi Okoye and Mario Williams, the latter of whom I expect to have a very good year this year. DeMeco Ryans may be the best young MLB in the game and should anchor this defense again this year. And Dunta Robinson is emerging into a very, very good cornerback.
What's Not To Like: The Texans are not particularily strong or deep on either side of the line, and after David Carr set all sorts of records for sacks suffered, the front office has not done enough to ensure the protection of Matt Schaub. Defensively, the group may have potential, but they remain small and inexperience, and could be very vulnerable against the run, possibly finishing worse than their 20th place finish last year. The running back corps remains a question mark, as Ahman Green is over 30 and definately is past his prime, and the backups behind him (who will definitely need to fit in somewhere in the equation) are weak players. Also, aside from Andre Johnson, the team is lacking in receiving playmakers, as an old Keenan McCardell is supposed to be seen as an upgrade at that position. I am also not entirely sold on Gary Kubiak and the rest of the coaching staff, and I think this team might be a lot better off with a more experienced veteran at the coaching helm.
Betting Lines: 100/1 to win it all, 50/1 to win the AFC, 12/1 to win the South.
Final Outlook: I don't know why, but I have this gut feeling on these guys as well to be a sleeper team that challenges for a playoff spot this year, much like the Titans did last year. I've always thought Matt Schaub would be a good player, and I think now, in this situation, he will thrive. I also think their defense could come out and really be something this year despite its youth and the question marks at a couple of positions, and really take the league by storm to some extent. I see them finish right around .500, with marked improvement in a number of areas, and I think with the addition of a playmaking running back and wide receiver in the next couple years, that this team might have a chance competing for a playoff spot.

4. Tennessee Titans
What's To Like: VY hasn't even played a full year at QB in the NFL, but has already proven himself to be a winner, just like in college. I mean, the guy is capable of truly amazing things, and is the best playmaker on the offensive side of the ball for that obvious reason. Their offensive line is solid, as proven by the rushing total of Travis Henry last year, so Young should have plenty of time to throw, space to run in, and Chris Brown should have success as well. They also have some playmakers defensively in Keith Bulluck and Nick Harper, two very solid NFL players. Also, Jeff Fisher remains a very good head coach, and with him and Norm Chow at the helm offensively, this team could be potent around VY.
What's Not To Like: A whole hell of a lot. VY is on the cover of Madden, and while I am not a religious person, there are some jinxes that are a little too suspicious for me. Their starting running back is Chris Brown (barf), and their starting wide receivers are Roydell Williams and Brandon Jones. I honestly have NEVER heard of either of these players. They lost their top defensive playmaker because he seems to be somewhat of a psychopath and enjoys making it rain on women, and their best defensive line player proved he was a psychopath last year by stepping of someone elses face. Oh yeah, and did I mention the Madden Curse and the fact that their backup is none other than Kerry Collins?
Betting Lines: 60/1 to win it all, 22/1 to win the AFC (waaay to low), and 15/2 to win the South.
Final Outlook: This team has a lot of things not going for them. They have no offensive playmakers aside from their quarterback who is on the cover of Madden, and they lost their top defensive playmaker for the entire season. I honestly think that they might really really suck this year. I mean, I could see them finishing at 3-13 considering they play good teams and a couple other shit ones, but i think their record might not reflect how bad they are considering they have VY, who will single handedly win them probably two games. So I say 5-11 is more realistic, despite how lacking in talent and explosiveness they are.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Internet Dorks get PWNZERED

Oh Word just posted this; you can check out their original post in the "links" section.



Was that Juanfeesh at the end of that video?

While I'm thinking about it...I like Nas, but didn't like the whole "Hip Hop is dead" thing because that album really wasn't all that great. If you make an album called "Hip Hop is dead" and write a song with the same title, you better have made one fucking amazing album. Not just a good one. Instead of just saying you want to resurrect Hip Hop so you can cause controversy and make a few bucks, just do your thing and write good music and let it happen by itself.
Then shoot Curtis, Ja Rule, and Ron Artest. Survival of the fittest.

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Bi-monthly techno update...

I've been encouraged by a few members of this blog to get more involved. So, now that I'm here in Tahoe doing absolutely nothing, I've decided to take them up on that offer. So here is the beginning of what I hope will be a bi-monthly techno update. Pretty much since Europe, I've gotten pretty good at scouring the internet for new techno songs as well as remembering ones we heard in Europe that I liked. I'll start this post off with a pretty easy one. While we were in Europe David Guetta (injury prone's favorite) came out with a new song and I like it. We heard it once in that French club. It hasn't been released yet in the US, but Limewire is a fun little tool. The first time I downloaded it I got a shitty remix, but I few days ago I found the radio edit. Here it is along with the music video. The music video is silly but I like it.


David Guetta - Love is Gone (radio edit)

Bonus Song: This has been a long time coming. I think I'm the only one that has this song and I think this is the main reason I was asked to even do this post. You all know which song I'm talking about. Here it is:

Shine On (Heiko and Matkos Remix) - Sunloverz

Bonus Video: 'Cause there is no music video for the Sunloverz song, I've included the Madden 08 intro. I'm not gonna do a review of the game though because Alex would do it much better than me. The intro though is definitely the best intro for a video game I've ever played. If you haven't seen it yet watch it:




Okay that's all for me.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

50 vs Kanye: The Battle for Gheyest Person Alive...and Maybe Even Dead


This feud has recently been brought to my attention. I love it.

In the poo corner, Curtis James Jackson, who at one point was dear to my heart because I actually thought "Get Rich or Die Trying" was a good movie. In the pee corner, Kanye West, who I've always pretty much considered a fannybandit, if not just really uber metro.

In terms of music, I've never liked either. Yeah yeah, I repped 50 at Bar-Mitzvahs when we were all super horny and learning how to freak dance in front of our parents, and Kanye...well he's always been pretty damn annoying. 50 pisses me off because he can't rap for shit, all his shit sounds the same, and he tries to start shit with Dipset. Kanye is annoying because all his shit is just super preachy and barfy.

That's why the fact that the beef between these two has escalated is hilarious. The bitch fight has been oozing like Pāhoehoe for a while, originating with the beef between 50's camp and Jay-Z's. It even got political in 2005, when 50 defended (kind of) G Dubya after Kanye's infamous "George Bush doesn't care about black people" thing (big ups to Mike Meyers for looking like he just farted and is hoping no one noticed). Also in 2005, Curtis claimed Kanye was only successful because the Hip-Hop community was looking for a Yin to 50's Yang persona. I even got that analogy right. Chyea!

Here's the current situation: the release date for Curtis' new album, Curtis, got pushed back to September 11 recently, while Kanye's new album, Graduation, got bumped up to the same date. This is the first ridiculous part. I have so much disagreement with making September 11 a day to make money that I'm going to throw up if I think about it anymore...oops. Apparently, Bodog has even been taking bets on who will outperform who, shockingly with 50 as the clear favorite.

Now the best part; Curtis has vowed that if Graduation outsells Curtis, he will stop making solo albums. Hoo-ray!

What a fucking quagmire. Clearly the best solution would be for both of them to just duke it out in the Octagon, and then die, or maybe just decide to shut up for...a billion years, and go move some place sunny. I guess I'm cheering for Kanye because of the whole 50 quitting thing, but that makes me want to puke. Again.

For your entertainment, here are the two singles both fucktards, ahem, artists, have released from their respective albums:

50 Cent- Ayo Technology (This song is pretty bad.)

Kanye West- Stronger (You probably have this song already. It's also #2 on iTunes. I think I'm going to go create an account on Bodog.)

Out like Jeremy Giambi.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Well, Here Goes My Afternoon...


We move east and north from the AFC West at this point to the AFC North, a division that could prove to be one of the most competitive and one of the most challenging in this coming year. There are three teams that seem to be playoff caliber, yet the odds tell us that most likely only two of them will go on. The three teams each have different styles, leading to a very contrasting division. Anyways, we begin.

1. Bodymore Ravens
What's To Like:Well obivously, the top ranked defense which allowed 20 yards per game less than the second place team. Ray Lewis is coming back in what he's saying is the "best shape of his life", and despite the loss of playmaking linebacker Adalius Thomas, the defense still has Ed Reed, Chris McAlister, Bart Scott, and Terrell Suggs. Scott especially broke out last year, and will have even more responsibility with the loss of Thomas. Defensively, there still remains a lot of continuity on this defense, and look for their defense to rank (conservatively) in the top 5 again this year. The QB position no longer remains a point of controversy, as Steve McNair has proven himself repeatedly to be a franchise quarter back. What he's lost in speed over the last couple years he's gained in smarts, so he should lead this offense effectively this year. Willis McGahee is a definite upgrade over Jamal Lewis, so look for the Ravens rushing attack to be more effective this year. Also, with McNair in the system for another year, look for an improved passing attack on last year's performance as the wide receivers and McNair will have gelled better. Also, Jonathan Ogden is supposed to be back for the start of the year, so if he is back the Ravens line will be much stronger.
What's Not To Like:Well the defense is getting older, and a number of playmakers, including Ray Lewis may have lost a step. The loss of Adalius Thomas could prove costly, as the Ravens will need people to step up in a variety of positions to fill the gaps that Thomas has left. Offensively, McNair is always an injury threat, and it seems inevitable that Kyle Boller will have to start a least a couple games this year. McGahee may be an upgrade on Lewis, but he had a down year last year, and still has a lot to prove. And if Ogden is unable to return by the start of the year, look for that to have an effect on both the passing attack and the rushing attack.
Betting Lines: 18/1 to win the Super Bowl, 9/1 to win the AFC, 9/5 to win the North.
Final Outlook: I think the Ravens this year will be a very strong team, and are definately capable of winning the North. However, they remain a couple of injuries away from missing the playoffs. I believe their defense will be able to replace Thomas, and I expect them to be one of the best, if not the best defense in football. I do like the addition of McGahee, and I expect to have a better year this year, and while the passing attack does not seem that strong, I think they'll be around their top half finish this year. There schedule is extremly difficult, as they have to play the Chargers, Patriots and Colts in three consecutive weeks, but i think they'll finish anywhere from 10-6 to 12-4, which should be enough to win this division.

2. Cincinnati Bengals
This team was going to be #1 for me, but honestly, the losses of Chris Henry and Kenny Irons I think are going to prove costly for this ball club, and while I think they have the talent to finish first, I expect them to be a wild card team.
What's To Like:The team had a top 10 offense last year, and honestly, with all their talent at the skill positions, there is little doubt that they should finish there again. Carson Palmer is becoming one of the elite quarterbacks in the NFL, and he should be even better this year, with another year under his belt after his ugly knee injury. Rudi Johnson is an absolute workhorse and is without a doubt good for 1000 yards and a number of touchdowns, and will have to carry the rushing load with the loss of Kenny Irons, the #1 pick for this team this year, and the probable #2 running back. Chad Johnson and T.J. Houshmandzadeh remain one of the best tandems at the wide receiver position, and each has the potential to go ways above 1,000 yards. Tab Perry may even be able to fill in at the slot position while Chris Henry is suspended. The defense can only prove on its third-to-last position from last year, and Marvin Lewis is known for his defensive coaching prowess so I expect their defense will be much better.
What's Not To Like: Well let's see, their defense did finish third-from-last last year, and the additions made do not look like they are going to make that much of a difference. The defense really still is lacking playmakers, so they will not match their turnover numbers from two years ago. Offensively, the losses of Kenny Irons and Chris Henry for 8 games, are what ultimately I feel will derail this team. Rudi Johnson took a ton of punishment last year, and was up in the top 5, I believe, in touches, and Irons was supposed to lighten the load for him this year. With that not happening, an injury to Johnson would completly derail this team. The loss of Henry takes away Palmer's third option, and a guy who would pretty much automatically have a good matchup everytime he got on the field. That could slow their passing attack down a bit. Also, the continual suspensions, arrests, and off the field bullshit, translates to on the field disciplinary issues so I don't see this team being disciplined enough or focused enough to take down the Ravens this year. Emphaisis on this year.
Betting Lines: 15/1 to win the Super Bowl, 7/1 to win the AFC, and 3/2 to win the North. They are the favorites, so if you plan on betting, I would say go with the Ravens to get a little more return for your money.
Final Outlook: There is no denying the talent of this Bengals team, but I feel that with all that is going on, they are one year away from overtaking this Ravens team. I truly believe, and I know I am harping on it, that the losses of Irons and Henry will be the doing in of this team, because even if Johnson misses a couple of games, the running attack will be doomed. This team really reminds me of the Colts teams from a few years ago, one of those teams that is going beat most teams by outscoring them, but as we have seen, that can only take you so far if your defense is anemic. I can see them finishing from 9-7 and 11-5, and honestly they could win the division, as they have a much easier schedule than the Ravens, but I think they are prone to dropping their level, and losing to some lesser teams.
(Of all the picks, Michel I expect you to disagree with this one)

3. Pittsburgh Steelers
A team that has the potential to challenge the Ravens and Bengals, but with the change in front office personnel, I expect the Steelers to finish around 8-8 and be really searching for an identity by the end of the year.
What's To Like:Willy Parker is one of the best running backs in the league, and should be good for around 1300 yards per game and a number of scores. Ben Roethlisburger (gay) cannot possibly be any worse than last year without losing his job and reputation, so honestly, while I hate him, he should have a better year than last year. Their offensive line remains strong and as a unit, should give Parker plenty of holes to run through, and Roethlisburger plenty of time to throw picks. I like their wide receiving corps, because I have always been a Hines Ward fan, and I think Santonio Holmes could become a good #2 receiver. Their defense should be very strong this season with Tomlin coming in to the head coaching job, because if he can put Minnesota's defense in the top 10, I think he has the ability to put the Steelers in the top 5. Their rookies have impressed, especially LaMarr Woodley, and he has the potential and talent to be the Defensive ROY this year. Polamalu (gay) is a playmaker, and now is the leader of this defense with the departure of Joey Porter.
What's Not To Like: The departure of Bill Cowher leaves the Steelers with a change in coaching philosiphy for only the second or third time in franchise history and this can only hurt the team, especially on offense. Their offensive line is getting older, and Alan Faneca is leaving after this year, so their offense might struggle. Roethlisburger was honestly one of the worst quarterbacks this past year, and with all the drama surrounding him, another mediocre performance could put the position in controversy towards the end of the year. With the loss of Joey Porter, the team loses a great deal of its attitude, especially defensively, and expect that mean, hard-hitting streak that followed this defense to not be as prevalent this coming year. Also, age may prove to be an issue at a number of positions, and this team does have to play the Ravens and Steelers twice a year.
Betting Lines: 25/1 to win the Super Bowl, 14/1 to win the AFC, 5/2 to win the North.
Final Outlook: The Steelers have a talented team at a number of positions, but the team is undergoing a big change with the departure of Ken Whisenhunt, Russ Grimm, and Bill Cowher, so this is a team really searching for an identity. Are they an offense team built around the run or pass, and are they a 3-4 or Cover 2 defense. These are not easy questions to answer, and will dog the team all year long. Mediocre play at the QB position could prove costly again, and the team really needs Roethlisburger to actually perform for the first time. I see them finishing about .500, probably 7-9 or 8-8.

4. Cleveland Browns
A team that has a couple playmakers, but too much uncertainty and controversy has derailed them year after year, and I expect the same to happen this year.
What's To Like: The main thing to like is the two offensive playmakers: Kellen Winslow Jr. and Braylon Edwards. Both of the players have the potential to be some of the best at their respective positions, and both players physically can absolutely dominate the opposition. Charlie Frye has his moments, and Brady Quinn could be a pro quarterback. Their offensive line is not terrible, and if they can avoid injury, then Jamal Lewis might have a better year than last year. He's apparently looked good in camp which is a good sign. Defensively, Romeo Crennel is a great coach. They have a number of players that I like personally and whom I think can be good players, including Brodney Pool, Leigh Bodden and Andra Davis. They also have loads of potential and talent going into the future, so they might be more fitted to compete in a few years.
What's Not To Like:Really there is a lot to name here, but one of the issues is that the team is constantly stricken by the injury bug, and has not enough talent to deal with injuries to their good players. Crennel has yet to prove himself to be an apt NFL coach, and I wouldn't be surprised if he was the first coach to be fired this year. A QB controversy never helps, and the fact that Brady Quinn held out for so long and then struggled greatly in his first practices back is not a good sign. Jamal Lewis is not that great of an upgrade over Ruben Droughnes, so their offense will likely struggle. Defensively they were in the bottom 10, and did little to improve on that this offseason, so this is a team that honestly is in big trouble this coming year.
Betting Lines: 125/1 to win the Super Bowl-the worst of any team, 50/1 to win the AFC, 7/1 to win the North.
Final Outlook: This is a team with a lack of talent, not a great coaching staff, and that plays in a very difficult division. They have gone 1-11 over the past two years in their division which never bodes well, and I don't think that will change greatly next year. They have questions at the QB position, and if Brady Quinn is the franchise, he will probably start at some point, meaning he and the team will struggle greatly. This team is finish 4-12 at best in my book, and is picking Darrent McFadden somewhere in the top 5 or even the top 3 next year.

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Are you ready for some football...




I am here to finally give Widukind a break from running this blog, now that I can post on something relevant, important, and endearing. Yes, I am talking about football season, and I will preview each of the 8 division over the next few weeks, with predictions, money lines, betting reccomendations, and finally a playoff preview. I wanted to start with the (Gay)FC, or the conference with better teams (lets be honest), but less support here on the blog, and what better place to start than the best coast, so without further ado, I bring you the 2007 Hungryfortacos AFC West Preview.

AFC West
Let's be honest, this is a very strong conference, save for one team, but I expect it to pan out how it has in recent years.

1. San Diego Super Chargers
Despite new uniforms that look kinda ghey (honestly does every team really need to change their jereseys) I expect the Chargers to play at a high level this year, but to not come close to the success they achieved in past years.
What to Like: Philip Rivers has gotten a year under his belt, and after a year of solid yet unspectacular play, he has proven to be an efficient manager of games and a quality NFL QB. LT can only be derailed by injury, but expect his production to come down from last year, given the fact that he had one of the most spectacular years in football history. The team ranked 4th in total offense this past year, and lost very little. Antonio Gates should have another 1000 yard and 8 TD season. They lost very little personnel on the field, this offseason, and should be very prepared for the season ahead of them. Their defense is strong as well, with their rushing and passing defense both ranking in the top 15.
What Not To Like I was never a fan of Marty Schottenheimer, but I am much less of a fan of Norv Turner as a head coach. Basically you are replacing one coach with a reputation for being unable to win the big game despite being a great seasonal coach, with one known for bring a mediocre head coach, and unable to win the big game. I feel that will cost them at least two games this year, possibly three. Also, looking at their schedule, they have around 9 games I would classify as tough games to win, so their schedule will not favor them as well. The defense lost one of its leaders: Donnie Edwards, and the offense lost one as well: Keenan McCardell. Their receiving corps remains weak, and with Eric Parker injured already, it does not bode well for the long run.
Betting Lines: 6/1 to win the Super Bowl, 7/2 to win the AFC, 2/3 to win the division.
Final Outlook: Barring any injuries or any other unforseen occurances, this without a doubt is a playoff team with loads of talent. They should be able to beat the teams they should beat, and should be able to compete with anyone. Their schedule really is tough with games against the Colts, Patriots, Bears, @ Jaguars, @ KC and Denver, and Baltimore. If there at or anywhere above 4-2 going into their bye, they could compete for the AFC top playoff spots. I think realistically they'll finish anywhere between 10-6 and 13-3, definatly enough for the top spot in the West.

2. Denver Broncos
Another good football team, they just missed out on the playoffs last year courtesy of the Niners, but should come back strong, despite losing some key players.
What's To Like: The biggest thing to like is Mike Shanahan, one of the premier coaches of this league, and a guy who will have a quality football team pretty much no matter what. Jay Cutler enters his second season looking like a potential baller, and if they get quality play from him, this team could give the Chargers a slight challenge for the AFC West throne. The rushing attack will be potent no matter who plays there, considering the success of past years, and the offense should be much better than their bottom half finish of last year. The addition of Brandon Stokely should greatly aid Cutler, and with Javon Walker getting another year on his surgically repared knee, the passing attack should be stronger. However, whats most to like about the Broncos is the attention paid to the defense this offseason. The additions of Dre Bly, Jarvis Moss, Tim Crowder, and Dan Wilkinson should help out a defense that finished in the middle of the league last year. Champ Bailey continues to play at a level that is unmatched by any other defensive back in the league, and that should continue this year. Its gonna be hard to throw on these guys with Bly, Bailey, and guys like Ian Gold and DJ Williams at LB, both of whom are strong pass defenders.
What's Not To Like:Another year, another controversy at the RB postion for the Broncos. While it seems certain that they will find 1000 yards from someone, none of the running backs on the roster (Travis Henry, Mike Bell) instill that much confidence. Cutler is still young and prone to mistakes despite his cannon of an arm, and their receiveing corps remains unthreatening despite having been strengthened. Also, age at some positions seems to be creeping around; Rod Smith is probably receiving social security, Bailey is getting older, Lynch is on his last legs, and members of their offensive line are getting into double digits for seasons played. Also, I really feel the loss of Al Wilson is gonna hurt the attitude of this defense, no matter what they say. Also, its kind of hard not to feel that the Broncos are not a very unlucky team. The Darrent Williams incident was a tragedy as well as the loss of Sapp, the running back who also died this offseason, and these two incidents, I don't know how to put it, make the team seem sort of cursed, for lack of a better word.
Betting Lines: 20/1 to win the Super Bowl, 12/1 to win the AFC, and 7/5 to win the West.
Final Outlook: The Broncos are a team who could easily contest for a wild card berth this season. Despite strengthening their team this offseason, a good number of question marks remain, and like all the other teams in the West this season, they face a very difficult schedule. The loss of two members of the team could give the team something to play for and to rally around, but I can't see this team giving the Chargers too much of a push in the west. They will likely finish anywhere between 8-8 and 10-6 and competing for a playoff spot.

3. Kansas City Chiefs
This team lives and dies with Larry Johnson, who will need to essentially carry them into the playoffs if this team is going anywhere this year. Their biggest advantage might be their homefield advantage, which will win them around 2 games a year.
What's To Like: Larry Johnson is one of the elite running backs in football, and seems like a good bet for at least 1200 yards and 12 touchdowns. They still have Tony Gonzales, a top playmaker still, and Dwyane Bowe should help a passing attack that consistently can be labled as pretty anemic. Herm Edwards is known as being a great defensive coach, so expect him to get the most from his defensive players. The addition of Brodie Croyle will create some competition at the QB position, hopefully inspiring Damon Huard to up his level of play, as obviously he will need to play well if the Chiefs are hoping to do anything this year. The team is well coached, so they should be able to beat the teams they should beat.
What's Not To Like: Actually for me, there's a lot here. First off, neither Croyle nor Huard are proven NFL starting QB's and the team is a few bad games away from an out-and-out QB controversy and the need almost to rebuild around Larry Johnson. Larry Johnson carried the ball 400+ times last year, and it seems that with that amount of carries, and injury is inevitable. That would be catastrophic to this ballclub. Their OL which has been a model of success in past years is old, and has lost its two best members, Willie Roaf and Will Shields, and the rushing attack will definately decline with the loss of these two players. Also, age remains an issue and it surely will rear its ugly head, as Gonzales, LG Brian Waters, WR Eddie Kennison, and CB's Ty Law and Patrick Surtain all enter the twilight of their NFL careers. Also, suspension to Jared Allen for the first two games of the season will hurt.
Betting Lines: 55/1 to win the Super Bowl, 30/1 to win the AFC, and 10/1 to win their division.
Final Outlook: The Chiefs are a team that seems on a precipice this season. Age, potential injuries, and a lack of depth will surely reveal themselves over the course of the season. This is a team I can see having a very tough time winning a lot of games this year, and possibly entering a rebuilding stage for the franchise. The tough schedule won't help either. I seem them finishing 5-11 to 7-9, with a top 10 draft pick likely, and change this offseason.

4. Oakland Raiders
Yuck
What's to Like: Very, very little. JaMarcus Russel has pro skills and could be a very good QB in this league. They have a strong platoon at running back with both LaMont Jordan and Dominic Rhodes. The defense ranked #1 against the pass, and Nandi Asomugah is gonna be a star, and I like the adddition of Donovan Darius, who I still feel has some juice in his legs. Also, Lane Kiffen cannot possibly be any worse than Art Shell was, so the team shouldn't be quite so anemic. Maybe.
What's Not To Like: Almost everything. Russel hasn't showed up yet so he will not be ready to start for a little while, meaning Daunte Culpepper, Andrew Walter, and Josh McCown are competing for a starting spot. Jordan rushed for less than 4.0 yards per carry last year, and Rhodes is missing the first 4 games through suspension. The WR corps has been weakened by the loss of Moss, and its not like they were doing anything special in the first place. Their offensive line is a joke, Robert Gallery is the best player on this line and that is shocking. Defensively, they were #1 against the pass because they were so awful against the run, and that really hasn't been dealt with this offseason. They are getting old, they have bad players, bad discipline, and last year were poorly coached, so there really is little hope for the radiers this year.
Betting Lines (for a laugh): 75/1 to win the Super Bowl, 35/1 to win the AFC, and 10/1 to win the West. Should be 1,000, 500, 250.
Outlook: Honest and brief: this team will be a top 5 draft pick team next year, with many holes to fill. I can't see them finishing better than 4-12. Yikes

Check back next for the AFC North or South, I haven't decided which yet, but they will probably take a while.

Sunday, August 05, 2007

Dress Archie YouTube Recommendation of the Month...



If you don't know about "Animal Faceoff", you suck. Watch the series, except the Wolf vs. Cougar one; that one is stupid.

Oh yeah and PS: RIP Bill Walsh, and Hail Barry. Just had to get that up here.