Curtis!!!
OK, so some of you may have heard about the Cam'ron/50 cent beef that started a couple weeks ago. Basically, 50 was on the Angie Martinez show on Hot 97 in NYC. The owner or something of independent Koch records calls in, and 50 asks him to put Cam'ron on the phone. Cam comes on and starts yelling at 50 because I think 50 had said previously he could determine the direction of The Diplomats careers or something, and for dissing Koch records, because apparently 50 had let one of his own artists sign with them. Then it basically turns into an argument over whether 50 and G-Unit or Cam and The Diplomats are making more money. Listen to the entire exchange here.
Since then, Jim Jones and Juelz Santana have made it clear that The Diplomats want no beef with G-Unit, and vice versa. (If I got any of that wrong, which is highly likely, please correct me.)
Cam'ron:Jim Jones and Juelz as Dennis Rodman: Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen. OK that might not be that accurate, but it seems relevant in this case.
So 50 came out with a diss track/video on Cam. Notice the hearse at the front with "Cam'ron's Career" written on the side.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Njej3NKTKU
The song's called "Funeral Music". The video is pretty rediculous, but the song isn't that tight. The chorus is alright, but 50 doesn't really deliver any memorable lines, except for at the end when he's mocking Cam's lyrical prowess ("Computers computin', boogity bootin'"). That's kinda funny.
Of course, Cam retaliates with his own diss track and accompanying video.
Typical Cam here (download the song). The whole "Curtis!" riff is fucking funny, and his description of 50 is on point ("Bugs Monkey"). The video is straight weird, and I have absolutely no idea what the guy is saying in the entire middle part.
Verdict: The court awards prosecutor (or is he the defendant here? Thoughts?), Cameron Giles a.k.a. Cam'ron a.k.a. Killa Cam rights to all distributing rights and ownership of the Guerilla Unit label. Even though I have to admit Cam sounds like a straight ass on the radio show, 50's song is worse, and 50 in general is pretty fucking ghey.
Diplomats>G-Unot. All day.
To prove it to you, here are three Juelz songs I been listening to recently:
We Will Rock You
Oh Yes (Harrison...tits might like this one. Same with abriendo_bitches, aka rgay).
Red Bandana (This is for hungryfortacos, but everyone should download. Teh siccn3ss).
Church.
3 comments:
For some reason the bloggers is being a fucking bitch, and keeps saying some shit about my html not being closed.
Really fucking annoying, so I couldn't post the actual 50 video, and I can't change the word "Verdict" to red. fuck technology.
Good post Michael, and that Red Bandana song is money.
However, there is one thing I am not sure about. You said the Diplomats wanted no beef with 50 Cent and G-Unit and I am not all that sure about that. While they might not have been making diss tracks I am pretty sure that Dipset had called 50 out more than a few times. Not many people like 50 and G-Unit. I still like Young Buck but that's about it.
http://www.sohh.com/articles/article.php/10814
Hahahahaha, youre wrong and I'm right!
That being said, 50 does suck some salty balls. Anyone who beefs with Dipset, The Game, Nas and Fat Joe can suck a nut. It would have been tight if G-Unit and Murder Inc. had gotten in to a war, and both 50 and Ja Rule died.
Really, death isn't funny, and 50 is responsible for most of my first ever freak dances. 7th grade Bar Mitzvah season=raging hormones. yay.
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