2007=Boobs and tits...
Time to give this blog some mouth-to-mouth. Here's my predictions/resolutions for 2007:
49ers go 10-6 and win the division. They lose in the first round of the playoffs to the Eagles.
The Giants suck. My post in regards to the Zito signing was kind of knee-jerk, and I blame it on how shitty Bay Area sports are right now (49ers might leave, Giants suck, Warriors are always just good enough to get you interested then they suck again, Raiders SUCK, and the A's aren't tight and are really never that good anyways). He's really not that great of a pitcher-granted, I think he will do much better in the NL and will be valuble in fantasy-but paying $18 million a year for a guy who plays once every 5 days is ridiculous. Not to mention the fact that the 7/8 innings Barry v. 2.0 will put in will probably be nullified half the time by our fuckysucky bullpen. Even still, they compete for the division crown until the last three weeks, when they all die.
Barack Obama begins his push for the 2008 presidency. He has a lot of momentum, and by 2012 who knows what will happen to shift the political field. Plus, he has to fucking stop Hillary. Please, God.
Mel Gibson dies on the set of his new movie "Atlanticus", which is this really creepy fantastical voyage to a hidden city in the depths of the Mariana Trench. He goes hella deep in a submarine and is alone with a guy, and thus resorts to bumping uglies with the dude to satisfy sexual tension. Hidden cameras pick up all the action, and he ejects himself in to the deep sea, crushed from the deep-sea pressure.
A rich sultan in Dubai tries to build a Space Colony, but its blown up by...scientologists.
RJ starts dating a really broke Stanford girl, probably Asian, who will actually be one of the hottest girls in school, but its Stanford so she's broke anyways.
You-know-who and you-know-who break up, but you-know-who and you-know-who stay together. John's emo side becomes absolutely uncontrollable at Columbia and Bubby... gets sick of the weed in Hamilton and starts sniffing glue and dates a 6' volleyball player.
Other people should post theirs. Our site visits are way down.
Oh, and my one resolution:
Never end up like these girls.
6 comments:
Giants struggle through the first half with Benitez at closer, and a mediocre bullpen. Zito starts hot, but cools a little halfway through, still makes the all star team. Cain struggles with his accuracy to start the year, so he is in a little funk, but he does the same thing he does last year: calms down and fixes it. The giants come back from the all-star break with a new closer: tim linoceum and immediately are a contender in the shitty ass west. They still don't make the playoffs, but they sign a sick ass outfielder next year and start a trend towards excellence again.
John grows his hair really long and starts painting his nails at Brown. He also loses twenty pounds cause he stops eating meat cause of his vegetarian, bisexual girlfriend.
Dick Cheney dies of a heart attack leading up to the elections but Obama does the smart thing and withdraws from the election before the first primary. He can't win the presidency based solely on good public speaking with no proven track record and he knows it. So he doesn't run, but instead builds up support for 2012, when he could easily win the presidency with a proven track record. So it looks like there will be at least four years of McCain, who might very well die during his term.
In europe, Archie hooks up with Jonathan's hotass sister then gains a freshman forty at college.
I won't date an asian in college so...yeah.
The you-know-whos throw me off.
yeah but what's your resolution
I am going to do hella bitches.
can that be a resolution?
I am going to do hella bitches. can that be a resolution?
love to read this blog so accurate prediction i hope love to see barack obama to be president. nice article.
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