can you feel it.

This is my vote...

Let the conversation begin: What should the niners new jerseys look like? It sounds like Jed wants the cherry red...I want these.

rex the dog.

Bubblicious from Rex The Dog on Vimeo.

WCWC

found this on the youtubez. i miss blog.

hey guys. i saw this video. i dig. i miss blog.

Chase & Status feat Kano - Against All Odds



one love.

A birthday gift from me to you...

I've been listening to this a lot lately. Some new rap that I can finally get into. Well that and OB4CL2 leaks. If you have it bang it, if not get into it.

Charles Hamilton- Brooklyn Girls

Love,
Hungry

Widukinds Diary Entry #20

Topic 1) That's Devin the Dude. He rules. And was a crazy part of my life last night, kinda, a little. Last semester in a creative writing class there was a homeless dude in one of my stories who at one point sang a line from Devin's "See What I Could Pull" :

If she has no bra, no panties, look like she wanna bone,
and it ain’t no pain at all, just take that girl home!

Another dude in the story asks if that's Devin the Dude, and the homeless dude gets all excited that the other dude knows who The Dude is. Last night while in a corner store, a young dude walked in with a hella old boombox/CD player playing the exact same song. I sang along for a little, and he got all excited that I knew who Devin the Dude was.

This was my proudest moment.

Topic 2) I want to create some stamp that says "shut-up" on it to stamp on any ones forehead who says something annoying in class, specifically any phrase that includes "the dichotomy of human nature". People seem to fucking love the word "dichotomy", especially when followed by "of human nature", and then usually something about "good vs. evil". With my stamp I could just get up and plant it on their forehead and go sit down again and maybe yell "n00b!" or "shut-up!" or "suck my balls".

Topic 3) I write things down in my phone that I want to remember, but sometimes that doesn't help. I have a note that I took sometime during mine and hungryfortacos' time during Mexico that just says: "The eat your balls and then your face bacteria". I have no idea what discussion that came from, but I do know that bacteria would definitely suck balls.

I don't really have much else. So...here's some more Devin (warning: misogynistis messages ahead!):

Dude

Gettin' Crazy (First line: "uno, dos, I have hairy balls, tres, quatro, ask your bitch vato!")

Also: Wonder Mike Radio, tomorrow night, 12-2 AM (maybe only 'till 1). www.wmre.fm.
Now in MPthreezy format!

HomelessNigg Presents: Men of Many Talents

A long time ago, I was shown a music video that was made by one of the many dominant 49ers teams of the 1980's. Upon watching the video, I was dumbstruck. How could such physically talented gentlemen also possess the unrivaled mental aptitude to compose a rap with lyrics so poetic that they would bring Genghis Khan himself to tears? Actually, that's complete horseshit. The rap is hilarious and a joy to watch, but not because of any verbal artistry. It is rather so enjoyable because of the lyrical ineptitude of the players. Have a look-see to refresh your memory:

Remarkable! The best parts are definitely Roger Craig's 'We out to have big fun!', which sounds exactly like Family Guy's Bill Cosby impression, and Ronnie Lott's 'Oops! Interception.' Anyway, I was debating with a few fellows in the illustrious Kappa Alpha Order earlier today about which football franchise is the greatest of all time, and sent them that video to bolster my claim that the 49ers are indeed the best.

Due to the magnificence of that video, I expected no stern rebuttals from any of my adversaries in this debate. However, I soon received one which left me absolutely stunned.

There is no question that the 49ers are a superior franchise to the L.A./St. Louis Rams in all ways football. But in terms of 80's style music videos? Alas, my friends. I'm afraid they have us beat. Fortunately, we still blow other teams' songs out of the water.

A weak effort, to be sure, with the sole exception of Howie Long. But all this musical buffoonery from way back in the day begs the question: can the current day 49ers lace the track with dope rhymes as well as the old guys did? If the vocal delivery of Frank Gore is any indication, the answer is no.

A Little Rap News...

'Raekwon talks Only Built for Cuban Linx 2' on Pitchfork. Dropping in March.

A Little Rap Humor...

This is to counter RJ's Mastadon sized post of youtube videos with poorly written intros. I didn't quite discover these two selections on my own (I am no Michael when it comes to internet research and time wasting), but I expect you'll find both of these sites amusing.

Wu-Tang Geneology(courtesy of the Onion)

Rap CD Covers...in lego (Courtesy of Format Mag)

Now in the words of Jonah from Summer Heights High...Fuck off.

And I'm Ghost Like Swayze

As I was pondering my youth earlier today, I was trying to recall what my weekends consisted of before I discovered alcohol. I remembered that, in the days of yore, my Saturday nights almost always included alternating between Mad TV and Saturday Night Live into the wee hours of the night, hoping to catch glimpses of the likes of Will Ferrell, Michael McDonald, and Will Sasso. Alas, since then both programs have gone straight downhill, mainly due to the fact that they act as springboards for actors who want to move on to bigger and better things. However, recently I was shown a few online videos which made me laugh hysterically, and I was surprised to learn that they were mined from the vast quarry that is SNL. The following is my favorite of those clips.

Lazy Sunday



Chances are you've already seen this video, but I figured it's worth posting anyway. Not only did I find it hilarious, I am now inspired to make a similar angry rap about the hardships of either Stanford (caterpillars, broke girls (comparatively), the fact that we have SAE, etc.) or 'Sid Heights (having to walk more than 1 block to get to Noah's, having to go to the janky-ass YMCA instead of the posh JCC, living 3 blocks from RJ, the list goes on). Of course, DressArchie is the only place you will be able to hear that track before it goes triple platinum, my friends.

Secondly, here's an official "Fuck You" to RJ for beating me in fantasy this week. Though my squad was pretty much doomed from the get-go (some notable draft "busts": Carson Palmer, Selvin Young, Ryan Grant, LT (well, he's been ok but definitely not the same LT)), I combed the waiver wire every week to pick up precious gems who would help me survive (Dominic Rhodes, Peyton Hillis, Kevin Walter, etc.) and ended up having a wondrous season. I also just hate the fact that basically every member of RJ's squad put up far greater numbers than they ever should have. Now that, my friends, is just plain irritating. Eat shit and die, RJ. Mr. Hart, as always, you have my vote.

Finally, be sure to go see the movie "Slumdog Millionaire" if you have a chance. It's a movie about this Indian kid from Mumbai who grows up in a shitty neighborhood and ends up winning Who Wants to be a Millionaire. It might not sound like the most intriguing film (when I asked my brother if he wanted to see it with me, he quipped, "Mark, I'm not gonna go waste 10 fucking dollars to see a buncha Punjabs dancing around on a gameshow") but it's legit. Trust me.

An ode to Techno Music Videos...

I'm going to preface this post with an apology to those of you who don't like techno. You guys are going to think this post is so stupid. But I just finished my finals so fuck you.

Basically, this post is going to be a series of techno music videos. After Widukind's post, I too was disappointed in youtube so I went on and looked up the most viewed youtube videos of all time. I was ashamed. Five of the top eight videos are shitty music videos. Like really shitty. Number one video of all time is Avril Lavigne's music video for "Girlfriend." It has been viewed over 109 million times. Uber Ghey. Don't watch it. You'll wanna kill yourself.

The basic realization I came to was that the only really good music videos are techno videos. Now I know pretty much everyone is going to find a music video that's sick that can't be classified as techno or remotely near techno. Okay, great! The point is more techno videos are good than any other genre of music. So this post is going to be a series of music videos. The first four are oldies that prove my point. The next four are new ones you guys may not have heard but I like.

The classic:


Another classic:


Sensing a trend:


Breaking the trend:


First new song. Pretty good song but a really good video:


The next new techno song is only good if you see this video first. 80s to the max:


The Techno version:


You guys have all probably heard this song by now but its still a pretty good video and it came out five days ago:


When it comes down to not a really good video, but I still like the song so its worth including:


If you want me to post any of these songs e-mail me.
See ya fellas in a week or so.

YOUTUBE IS DEAD...

I love YouTube. It's amazing. But. This. Is. Diarrhea.

Ladies and gentlemen, the #1 most subscribed user on YouTube...Fred:



This is serious...








...ly pathetic

Bill O'Reilly just pooped his pants...FIGURATIVELY!!! How embarrassing...

I go to the Presidio at night, and I'm a little liberal pussy! What does that say about you, Bill, you scared little fuck?!?!?!? What a n00b. He can't handle all the owls and occasional cat roaming around JK with their needles and guns and drugs and sex and GAYNESS??? Gays, transgenders, fiends, oh my!

There was that one time I got poison oak from BG (on my face!), that was really scary though for sure. Damn Presidio is hella hood.

Also, what the fuck was that line about North Beach and the Tenderloin? Huh?

Anyways, a few other thoughts:
1) How come futuristic movie writers can't come up with anything better than a fucking laser? It's absolutely ridiculous to think that in a million years humans will still be hiding behind open doors and shooting laser guns down hallways at each other. What about homing laser bombs that are invisible and travel at light speeds and smell like really bad farts or something? Come on.
2) Have you ever noticed that the Odwalla icon is just a stapler with eyes? Who comes up with this shit.
3) Look at this chart. I have a similar one in my Astronomy textbook. Interesting, you think? Take another look because its not just fucking interesting you thesaurus-less nublet, its goddam mind-altering. I'm no pro at math and I may be totally misunderstanding powers of ten, but according to this graph a human is a similar size in relation to the Earth that a quark is in relation to an atom. WHAT? Do you realize how small that is? Where did it all come from? Why? Who? WHAT?

That's all. Thank you for listening.

Check these out...

WU TANG MUTHA FUCKA. What ever happened to "Wu Wear"? I wanna see more of that shit. nothing is cooler than one of those jerseys. Way better than the boots that they just did with FILA. You know what is also better? The FILA "CREAM" shoe that they did years ago. Catch it on eBay, only $65.

p.s. benny blanco repping the wu wear. totally rad!

YAY!

400th post! Suck it, 9 n00bs who didn't vote for him! I hope you all suck on a stick of flaming magma and die!!!! TWICE!!!

Good For A Laugh: Difference Between Men and Women

This was sent to me in an e-mail from a friend:

A Woman's Perfect Day

8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses

8:30 Weigh-in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday

8:45 Breakfast in bed-freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants;open presents- expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner

9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil

10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer

10:30 Facial, manicure;makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave

12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café

12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 22lbs

1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit

3:00 Nap

4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer

4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk-says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body

5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe

7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/ dancers

10:00 Hot shower- alone

10:50 Carried to bed. freshly ironed, crisp, white linen

11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling

11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms


A Man's Perfect Day


6:00 Alarm

6:15 Blow job

6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section

7:00 Breakfast-steak and eggs, coffee and toast-all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot

7:30 Limo arrives

7:45 Several beers en route to the airport

9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet

9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)

9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)

11:45 Lunch-steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Peringon

12:15 Blow job

12:30 Play back nine (4 under)

2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)

2:30 Fly to Bahamas

3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot

4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)-on light tackle

5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle Macpherson

6:45 Shit, shower and shave
7:00 Watch news - Michael Jackson assassinated

7:30 Dinner-lobster appetizers, Dom Peringon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits

9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies

11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer

11:30 Night-cap blow job

11:45 In bed alone

11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room

11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

Vote for Weezy

I dont know if ya'll have been keeping up with our favorite-sizzurp-sipping-celebrity, but Weezy has a blog. He ain't dead. Actually, he has a new son Dwayne Carter III.

Back to the Basics; Commence Slapping...

Alright ladies and gents. No frills, just music. Put these in your pipes and smoke 'em.

Rough is the Texture - RBX
Off of RBXs first solo album "The RBX Files". RBX is just one of those guys I've always liked to listen to for whatever reason. Kinda like Juvenile. Even though RBX was pissed as shit at Dre and Death Row during this album, I remain loyal.

Early Retirement - Mac Dre
Play at loud volumes.

Get the Paper Mayne - Mac Dre
Ditto.

Fall Back - Big L w/ Kool G
From "The Big Picture". Nice Temptations sample.

Enjoy. Out like my ideas for this line...?