Fantasy Baseball Midseason Review

Now that the baseball season is at its midpoint, it is time for our annual Midseason Review.
You can find the preseason review here, and like I say in the comments, I stand by any prediction I made before. Clearly, I was wrong on alot of shit. Some things I would like to point out are: Archie saying in the comment section "i dont know shit about baseball", and John asking "is that actually Scott?".

Team	R	H	HR	RBI	SB	AVG	OPS	Total
Yeast	12	11	12	10	12	11	11	79
Yum	11	12	5	11	10	12	7	68
Jizz	10	10	8	12	1	7	8	56
Teabag	9	6	1	1	6	8	9	40
FUCK	8	5	10	7	8	3	6	47
Rapex	7	4	9	5	11	2	2	40
Poop	6	8	2	8	7	4	1	36
Gyro	5	9	4	9	4	10	10	51
Ankles	4	3	11	4	2	9	12	45
Pat	3	7	3	6	9	6	3	37
Milkshake	2	1	7	2	5	1	4	22
phil	1	2	6	3	3	5	5	25

Team	IP	W	CG	SV	K	ERA	WHIP	Total
Yeast	8	11	12	7	8	3	5	54
Yum	9	3	11	4	12	7	3	49
Jizz	12	4	6	8	7	1	1	39
Teabag	3	7	8	3	4	11	11	47
FUCK	4	5	2	11	5	8	6	41
Rapex	11	10	3	2	10	5	4	45
Poop	5	6	4	12	9	12	10	58
Gyro	7	9	5	9	6	9	12	57
Ankles	6	8	9	6	3	10	9	51
Pat	10	12	7	10	11	6	8	64
Milkshake	2	2	10	5	2	2	2	25
phil	1	1	1	1	1	4	7	16

For those of you who don't know what that is (ugh), it is how our league would play out had it been in Rotisserie format. It is probably the most accurate indicator as to how talent in a league is actually distributed (points leagues are too subjective), and it is how all fantasy experts play.

Below are the point totals of each team, and the order in which we would be aligned right now. In parenthesis are the actual place of each team.

Bubblingyeastvag: 133 (1)
Poopy slurppy yum: 117 (5)
Suck My Gyro Balls: 108 (2)
THE Pat Ryan: 101 (4)
Ankles and not yets: 96 (6)
Upperdeckdiarrheajizz: 95 (8)
Diarrhea Poop Fuck: 94 (10)
FUCKDISSHIT: 88 (7)
DiceK Will Teabag U: 87 (3)
Rapexrippin’cock: 85 (9)
Diarrhea Milkshake: 47 (11)
Phil did it again eww: 41 (12)

First of all, I must tip my hat to the namesake, Mr. Archibald "i dont know shit about baseball" Hunter. I was impressed by your team coming in, even though clearly you had no idea what you were doing, and now you are easily the best team in the league. I'm happy you've actually started paying attention to fantasy. I don't feel bad at all for Ian, being clearly the second best team but suffering from the Head-to-Head format, because he is a homo-ghey-ass Dodger fan that deserves to be torn up by John's rapexrippin'cock. Love you, Ian. Also, credit is due where credit is due, and Clay, I applaud you for your brave approach. I never thought taking prospects and nursing-home patients would work, but I was wrong. Good for you, cocksucker.
I, once again am clearly being screwed, but it still wouldn't put me in a playoff spot. I predicted my team to win when all was said and done, which I still predict, but I admit it's still pretty shitty. My hitting clearly needs work, but with the underachieving trio of Pujols/Berkman/Beltran heading the way, I'm starting my late push.
Krem-dog is also being screwed over, as he would be in line for a playoff spot but instead is floundering in 8th. Clearly the biggest discrepency here is Dice-K Will Teabag U. Matthay I don't know how you do it, but sitting pretty in 3rd when your team clearly doesn't deserve it is pretty impressive.
Oh, and, a standing "O" to brave Mr. Watkins, who came just two categories away from finishing dead last in every single pitching category. I couldn't do it if I tried.

Good luck to everyone, except Archie, Clay, Mark, Zach, Ian, Kremer, Trevor, John and RJ. Alex and Harry? You go, girls.

dress archie loves munichen

we missed the amstedam post because out of the sheer inability of describing in type the experience of the city. we smoked some dank which just made us lazy and unable to explore the city. then we took some of earths most trippy substances which made us see some amazing colors and visions this blogs contibutors have seen. we had some deap thoughs and even more memorable sights that we will not mind showing as you dwelve into the journals that we all contibuted to in some way or another. amsterdam showed us some amazing sights and experiences but now that we are in munich after an interesting and extremely long train ride we have even more to tell which hungry for tacos will now explain.

To start off we are on munich's hype. This city is amazing. Last night we went to an abanodned beer haus. Great!!!! Now we went to the most famous beer garden in all of germany and we sat at the members only table. We showed many respect that it deserved because it was unbeileivable. We each drank three litres. Great!!! of haus beer. Party. The best beer haul in all of Germany and we sat at the table where Sylvester Stallone and the people who rep the people once sat. It was a fucking honor. An honor. An honor. I am proud to report this all to you. YaY. Time to pass out. YAY. Done.

Collaboration of hungryfortacos, widukind, abriendobitches, juanfish, and the namesake.

RIP INJURYPRONE

Dress Archie does PARIS!!!

After some exciting nights in Barcelona (including one in which yours truly accidently took the group to a club in Barcelona frequented by gay men), the group departed by Easy jet to Paris for our longest part of our europe trip. Immediately it was clear Paris was gonna more relaxed than our previous stops. First off, Paris nightlife isn't as active on weeknights as Barcelona's and second there is a lot to do in Paris during the day. Pretty much for the first time on this trip, our europe group became real tourists taking advantage of Paris' multiple sights. We started it off with a trip to the Louvre. For all you Civ takers out there, the Louvre is actually pretty tight. Really really big paintings. Like a lot bigger than those dinky slides in front of M-20. That night we found a bar on Blvd San Germain and ranked girls as they walked by (side note, of all the cities we've been too so far, Paris by far has the most talent). The next day, Monday, we walked the Champs Elysees or as one member of our group called it "the famous street." A lot of good stores for those futbol lovers out there. That night we saw Ocean's 13 which has my full endorsement now. If you wanna get in a good mood, go to the newest of the three. Not quite as good as the first, but much better than the second. HungryforTacos put it best when he said it was just a really happy movie. Tuesday was pretty much a throw away day. Many of us went and saw the famous Musee d'Orsay and its impressionist art. More civ and such. Wednesday was the most enjoyable day of the trip so far for me because guess what we got to do...SHOPPP!!!! (no homo). Actually, Paris (and maybe France on the whole) has this kinda weird but actually tight thing where the government mandates that every store have sales from now until the fall collection comes out. So we took trips to all of the HOT stores in Paris including Salvatore Ferragamo, Chanel, and Dolce and Gabbana. Pretty much all we did there is get weird looks for how underdressed we were and try on all of the trendy glasses. That night we were treated to a magnificent dinner at one of Paris' nicest restaurants Chez George. Huge servings, so much that the namesake of this blog was served five herring in lemon water as an appetizer and couldn't finish it (an extremely rare occurence). That night we went to Paris' youngest club, Les Planches which was sickkkkk. Hella good music (a lot of techno) but once again a few too many guys and not enough girls (where do they go? I see them during the day everyday but they dissappear at like 8 at night everywhere! WTF mate?). Now it is off to Amsterdam and the craziest part of this famous trip. All I can say is that the next blog post will be very entertaining.

R.I.P. Rod Beck

No one likes to hear of a fallen soldier, but when one is over seas it hurts that much more. For all of you who have not heard, the city of San Francisco lost a valuable member of society today with the death of former Giants closer Rod Beck. At the ripe age of 38, Beck was found dead by police in his Phoenix, Arizona home. The cause of death is still unknown. Here at dressarchie, we will always remember Rod as the bushy moustached fellow who pulled the Giants through many trials...both rough and smooth. We will always remember the character that he brought to the clubhouse. We wish the best for his family and friends.

Trip updates to come from here in Europe.

Dress Archie Does Barcelona...

So were at day 6 or something of the fabled Europe trip and we have reached the city of Barcelona. To take over where we left off from on Widukind´s last post, after the internet cafe in Madrid we hit the Reina Sofia to check out Guernica and the rest of the other stuff. As expected Juanfish was more into it than everyone else. It was decided that we were going to take it easy that night in recuperation of the night before so we went to bed expecting to get up early to go see the Prado. However, little sleeping took place, Widukind and Injuryprone having the worst of it, so the Prado was scrapped for more sleep. A good trade off as decided by everyone. We then took the train to Barcelona got in, and proceeded to raid the nearest supermarket. The purchases consisted of cookies, doughnuts, soda, beer, alchohol, chips and popcorn, all of the needed daily supplements. Archiebubby than prepared us all a lovely pasta dinner, and we proceeded to get drunk and other and march along Las Ramblas late into the night.

Today we hit the beach and in the near future we should be seeing the Nou Camp, and some other stuff. I don´t really know what. Probably a lot more drinking.

Dress Archie Survives Riot

Now on the third day of our trip, we have already seen a shit load of shit and done even more. Our first day in London was kind of shitty, given we had been up all night on the plane and the Pound was kicking our fucking asses ($5 pickles??? fuck that). Our second night was sweet, given our blogs namesakes brother is a complete boss. Not only did he take us innocent American tourists to a snooker hall (seedy), Lebanese food (where we had the $5 pickles), and a casino (I made some, so did Harrison, but hungryfortacos and the others...eh), but he got us in to what seemed like a super-exclusive club for fucking FREE. We don´t actually know how exclusive it was, but there were hella many fine-thouroughbred-dime-pieces who were all way out of our league. Except the one American beez (aZn) who was there, who I assume only started dancing with me because I was speaking English.
So that was cool and all, especially when we were woken up by Archibald at 1:30 the next afternoon. We were supposed to meet him at the "Chewb" station at 1:15.

Then we got to Madrid, where we were greeted with some sketchy motherfuckers trying to pickpocket Hungryfortacos. Luckily our namesake saw the bitches and they dropped it and ran off the train.
Once we got in to our hostel, we booked it back out in to the city to watch the second half of the Madrid vs. Mallorca game, A.K.A if "Madrid Wins, Big Fucking Party Because They Win Their League". They were losing 1-0 for a long time, and finally pulled it out with 3 goals in a matter of minutes towards the end. The fans flooded off to a nearby square, and by the time the players bus arrived, we assumed there were approximately 500,000-1,000,000 people in the plaza and nearby streets. Holy fuck. We learned some sweet cheers and got some sweet bandanas, and all of a sudden the entire crowd started to move like a damn stampede. We almost died. Once we got out of the mob, Hungryfortacos tried taking a picture of a cop and almost got his camera taken away (which would have been really bad because he already lost his poor phone somewhere in the madness). Then the riot police started shooting rubber fucking bullets, and people started running everywhere. So we almost died, again.
So in conclusion, Madrid is right now, the city of the trip. Meaning we are officially off London´s hype, and riding Madrid´s futbol-crazed jock.
Adios.

Dress Archie Goes to Europe...

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This either might increase blog posts or completely eliminate them...whatever.

Most fun ever.

Cop this...

Please get this for Europe. I don't even really like Kanye that much, but wow. Harry deserves much credit for putting this up on his facebook.

Kanye West-Stronger

Mmm, yeah...

Samir gets down hella hard!

I was watching this on the T.V. the other day, and I realized that aside from being a great film, one could make the argument that Office Space has the greatest soundtrack. Ever. Period.

Still - Geto Boys

Damn it Feels Good to Be a Gangster - Geto Boys

Shove this Jay-Oh-Bee - Canibus

Get Off My Elevator - Kool Keith

Down For Whatever - Ice Cube

No Tears - Scarface

All songs are highly recommended, if you don't have them already.


Here's a bonus track that you must own:

Get 'em Girls - Cam'ron

Just finishing this bibliography...I can hear the fat lady warming up next door.

RIP Eugen Weber

First Diego Corrales, now this?

The best part of MEH is dead. Shit.

Watch his excellent, enthralling, series "The Western Tradition" here.

Eugen, we hardly knew ye.

You think there would be some let up...

I don't know how long this link is going to be up, so I am going to post this album before I have listened to it, but it is a Weezy mixtape put together by DJ Benzi that features the voices and remixing talents of Timbaland, the Neptunes, Clipse, Diplo, A-Trak, Ghislain Poirier, Nick Catchdubs, Jay-Z, Devin the Dude, and Bun B. Here is a link to the Pitchforkmedia article.

Lil' Wayne - None Higher

Practice, We Talking About Practice...

Following my trend for liking commercials, here is the new best commercial out right now. I didn't realize it but there are a bunch of famous people in it. Look out for Thierry Henry and Sloan from Entourage running together, skateboarder Stevie Williams, and Chad Johnson running with DeAngelo Hall (I had to look the last three up).

I would normally just file a complaint...

This is a clip taken from a camera in a train station a Buenos Aires. These commuters are rioting due to their dismay with late trains. I saw this on drudge and couldn't resist.



A guy actually sets a fire in a doorway.

WAIT ONE SECOND

Have I been seeing some posts with videos and very few words. OMG, I don't think that the NY Times allows silly videos without lengthy explanations and wordy riddles to explain everything, Juan Feesh I am disappointed.
Speaking of silly stuff heres a video.

Zombie...

There's a reason that I have been saying the American version of the Office is now better than Entourage. This should explain why.

Treat your mother right...

Happy Mothers Day, from everyone here at the Fund.



Yes, sir.

R.I.P. Diego Corrales

So I just read this a second ago and wanted to put it up on the blog. "Former two-division world champion Diego "Chico" Corrales, who lived as hard as he fought, died in a mororcycle crash Monday night in Las Vegas...Corrales, 29, will be remembered as one of the fiercest fighters of his era, a never-say-die warrior who thrilled legions of fans with several action-packed fights." Straight up this guy was a fucking soldier. He's the guy who went the distance with Pretty Boy despite being knocked down 5 times. For those of you who don't know him, I am putting up the youtube clip of him vs. Castillo (it might have been up here earlier) from a few years back where he gets knocked down twice but rebounds to win by KO. It is considered one of the best fights in recent history and has the best round in recent history. I remember really being pumped for Castillo-Corrales 3 but it never got made cause one of them didn't make weight. Boxing lost one of its toughest guys today.

Clean up man...

So this is about a month late, but I've been super busy...(???).

Anyways, after me and DJ Hart's trip to Mejico (with an unforgettable guest-appearence from Juanfeesh), I picked up a copy of XXL in the airport. In it were a couple of interesting articles; the main event being an interview with Young Buck a.k.a. "Clean Up Man", who's new album Buck the World was being waited on with much anticipation, given the recent shots taken at G-Unot (see previous post...Interestingly, there was also an article about a really shitty show The Game put on in Orlando). He talked on the typical stuff, mainly 50's beef with Cam and Game, but the highlight was him talking about the '04 Vibe Awards, where Jimmy James Johnson started swinging at none other than Dr. Dre, after Doc declined to give an autograph. So Buck Marley stabbed the dude in the chest.

"XXL: Looking back, would you have done the same thing again?
Buck: I'd do it again. If I had to repeat it twice, I would do it over and over again, bruh. But what I would do different is get a sharper knife."

Who the fuck goes after Dre? WTFOMG SUX0R!!11eleven!

Anyways, Buck the World is OK. In some songs it's pretty obvious he's pissed off and it works, but there's simply too many slow tracks for my taste. Weird combo.

Buss Yo Head

Get Buck

My two favorite songs off the album.

Synagogue.

BOXING IS STILL SEARCHING

The Mayweather vs De la Hoya fight was supposed to save boxing, and I think that everyone there realized that, these were not the fighters to make boxing's turn around. I was then thinking what all of us wanted to see was a knock out. So I figured I would show a video of the Boxer with the best Fights to Knockout ratio ever. Mike Tyson aka Kid Dynamite.. This is the type of fighter boxing needs

G-G-G-Unot (DJ Hart Mixtape Series Vol. 2)

This was supposed to be #3 in the mixtape series but John put up Da Drought III before I could get around to it. I have descovered slowly that not too many artists really use the mixtape to put new shit out (except of Weezy, who seems to put out a mix-tape every week) so it takes a little while to find a mixtape with any clout. Here, we have the new Game mixtape, You Know What It Is, Vol. 4. After going over the CD with a brief listen the whole CD is actually pretty hot; Game brings it real hard on this one. While it doesn't feature any real big time diss tracks to G-Unit (the song Body Bags kinda is one, but not in the league of 300, 240, or 120 bars) it really seems to me that G-Unit is kinda dead. I don't know if people have an opinion on this, but there seems to be no hot Lloyd Banks, Young Buck, or Tony Gayo songs on the radio or anything anymore. Is it possible to say that Game's G-Unot campaign worked? I think we'll have to see what happens when 50's new CD (titled something about CUUUURTTISS) drops.

Anyway here it is:
Get Game-Time

P.S. I have downloaded some other mix-tapes for the next few days. As tempted as I am to make this a Lil' Wayne homage-shrine type deal by putting up all his mixtapes, I'd rather put up tapes from a collection of different sets. Be on the lookout.

It could not wait any longer, the water I mean...

Presenting: Da Drought III, a mixtape released by one of rap's most colorful lyricists, Lil' Wayne. This is one of the best albums that has been released this year and I think all should have it as soon as possible. Other contributors, please excuse my haste, I just thought that it was imperative for the readers to get this album as soon as possible. It is two discs of pure awesome.

Da Drought III

Presenting the Creator of Philthy Rich Records...

Given that we're a little less than a week from what could be as Bill Simmons wrote "the last big boxing match in a long time" I figured it was time for you all to see some highlights. And since I am rooting for Pretty Boy Floyd and expect him to kick De La Hoya's ass, you're getting his highlights. Check out and pay attention to the end part when the music cuts out. It might be the cockiest move in history.

And watch Mayweather vs. De La Hoya 24/7 on HBO tonight to get hyped for the fight.

Slim...

Slim Charles, Anwan Glover, Big G. You may only know him by one name (Slim Charles), but this DC local has many other talents besides acting. As some of you may know, he is also one of the founding members of a Go-Go band in Washington DC known as the Backyard Band. I want to start off with a video of the band playing a concert that looks like it is for a local TV show. Anwan is the tall vocalist in the front.



Now, the goods. The two albums are live concerts. The first is called Skillet, and the second is a called Live 8-5-01. The last one is very special. It is a live concert from 1993 that had Tupac as a special guest star. Here it is: 8-19-93

Funny or Die

Will Ferrell recently created a new website, Funny or Die, which is devoted solely to user-submitted videos.
There's a lot of funny stuff here, but also a lot of crap. It's basically YouTube meets eBaumsworld.

Here is the "flagship" of the site, a movie staring Will himself, his friend Adam McKay, and McKay's cute-as-a-really-cute-button daughter, Pearl.

(EDIT: Since the video started playing everytime you opened the site, I took off the embedded version so you can watch anything else played without being annoyed. Go to the top link to watch the video, titled "The Landlord".)


What a babe.

They Call Him Killa for a reason...

I saw this article on drudgreport.com (the site is linked through the blog) and I had to put this up. It seems like Killa Cam's name has taken on a new meaning. The headline is PLATINUM SELLING RAPPER TELLS '60 MINUTES': WOULDN'T HELP POLICE CATCH EVEN A SERIAL KILLER BECAUSE IT WOULD HURT HIS BUSINESS AND VIOLATE HIS 'CODE OF ETHICS' . Once you don't turn in a serial killer do you even have a code of ethics. What fits in that code of ethics? honestly am speechless.

On a seperate Cam'ron note check out the Cam'Ron rhymebook found on Oh Word. That shit is priceless.

The Shadiest One (DJ Hart Mixtape Series Vol. 1)

This is the first of a series of brand new mixtapes that I got in store. I hope you're looking forward to a new Weezy mixtape in the next few days amongst others. The first in the series is WC- West Side Heavy Hitters. It kinda reminds me of Dedication 2 because WC raps over a bunch of beats from other big songs (Ante Up, Got it Twisted) and has some of his older well known songs (Bow Down, Gangsta Nation). I would say a very quality mixtape by the Ghetto Heisman and you guys should all download this. If you don't know who WC is (Square?) he did the song on the Streets that was on the Left Side CD. If you know what I mean.

Get It Twisted

Look for more of the same in the next few days (If anyone knows of a mixtape they wanna hear let me know and i'll try to put it up)

Medley Time!

The third in a three-part study of the ever-difficult life of an athlete/rapper.

Next up: Rappers that play sports...? Maybe not.

Bienvenue Dans Le Texas – Tony Parker

Holy Shit! Not at all what I was expecting. Super grimy southern-beat laced with club-popping synth and heavy bass...
Verdict? Tony Parker go! Yeah!

Can’t Be Touched – Roy Jones Jr.

Prolly one of the best songs, ever. Pumps you up, gets you out your seat. You know those conversations that come up multi-annually (...word?), the ones about if you could have a theme-song to your life what would it be? Or if you were an MLB closer what would your entrance music be? Or a WWE wrestler?
Yeah, well, this one has to be up there, no matter the situation.

If Your Bitch Knew – 7^th Floor Crew

If you don’t have this already—you need it. It’s a less intelligent, more skeezy version of Too Shorts epic “Freaky Tales”. 9 minutes of pure Miami Hurricane football. Except take out the “football” and put in “ludicrously vivid raps about everyone on the 7^th floor running trains on girls”.

Some excerpts:

She thought 52 was just my number then she realized,
You multiply the bitch up and get my dick size.
First I put it in the pussy and then in the butt,
It’s all closed up, the condom is filled up.

-Tavares “T-Good” Gooden. This guy has the worst flow. Ever. Period. Shit. Wow.

Whats your name?
Dub-C.
What you do?
Trick-or-Treat.
How you do it?
Check the bag and find my wee-wee.

-Willie “Dub-C” Cooper gettin’ ultra-cheeky!!!
Only to be outdone by Jon “Big Beas” Beason…

What’s your name?
Big Beas.
What you do?
Skeet Skeet.
How you do it?
Bust a nut, aim for her mouth-piece.

I love this fucking song. I fucking love this song. I love fucking this song! Chya!

Thus concludes my journey in to the world of athlete/rappers. What did we learn? They really can’t rap. But with their money, don’t be surprised if they can get a good enough producer to pump out some semi-catchy tracks.
No matter what, they’re usually just really fucking funny.

Vacation has finally ended after a glorious week, and school is back in session. But so is the blog!
Over, Oveur.

Damn, David Stern!

The second in a three-part study on the ever-difficult life of an athlete/rapper.

Honestly, this dude is fucking out of his mind. I don't know how much stuff to believe on Wikipedia, but I mean, come one. Coming to practice in a bathrobe? Saying "I told [Bonzi Wells] if he leaves, then I'm going to kill him. Unless he wants to die [he's going to stay with the Kings]"?
That's cool.
I guess.

Now, to the good shit.
I started listening to My World, and not unlike Shaq Diesel, the first song, I admit, impressed. Catchy beat with a decent chorus, I really started to get high hopes for the album. Selling around 300 units in the first week (for those of you who don't know, that's really, really, really, really, shit-on-my-brains-diarrhea-fart bad), I began to wonder; why all the negativity?

Then the "Tru Warier" took the mic.

Haterz

So many gems...

How was I supposed to know he was gon throw beer,
Hit me in the head and I gon run up the stairs?
Touched the wrong person, Steve Jack had my back,
O'Neal and AJ with the counter-attack.

Ok, so this I was kind of expecting. Rapping about the brawl is kinda tight; I am one of the people who felt ZERO remorse for the retards in the stands who decided it would be a good idea to throw beer and 'bows at a 6'7" psychotic basketball player. If you're at a bar, in the street, whatever, and you do the same thing...you best get out the ice and call the meat wagon.

But Tru Warier continues...

Didn't plan none of this, but condemned for all,
They did the same to Jesus
So why I be treated different?

OK, for starters; did he just rhyme "Jesus" and "Different"? Cool. And secondly; did he just compare himself to fucking Jesus? Holy fuck. Honestly, I...no comment.

Some other heavy shit:

David Stern? Damn, David Stern!
I gotta teach you 'bout the ghetto there's some things you should learn.

I admit I used to smoke right before games.

Big ups, Mr. Artest. Big, big ups.

Basically, after that, it sucks. No good beats, from what I could gather, no good lines, nothing. There is a skit where he pretends to be some sort of facilitator at the UN, which if you think about it, is a really fucking funny idea. But the skit itself, like every other skit ever made, is shit.

I Like My Song

Chorus:
I don't care if you don't like my song,
I don't care if you don't like my song,
I like my song.
I like my song.
I like my song.
I like my song.

Yes. OK...man. Agree to disagree.

Hush

Elton Brand raps on this one. Ya.

I mean, like, honestly. Download this shit if you want, but that's why I used Z-Share because of the preview option. You should though, because how many people can claim they have Ron "True Warier" Artest on their iPod? By my calculations, maybe like, 500 by now. That's a pretty small number.


Now, it's Spring Break, on MTV!
Be safe. Church.

These guys are awesome...

Seriously. Who ever made this movie is a cinematic genious.

What should mikel buy us with all of his money???

Let the bloodbath begin. I want this:

Oh yeah.

Addition to Alex's

I'm not going to write a long winded description of every commercial and why, but alex wanted to reminisce so thats what I'm going to do, someone is going to say that there is no need to write this because you can just read the comments, but then no one will actually see the video. To make a long story short here it is, my favorite commercials of the last 3 years. I would love to see others post their favorites wit the video instead of responding by comments.