JOOSE

Even though coming to J-Term at Middlebury means leaving the lovely Bay Area, it has given me the opportunity to experiment with alcoholic beverages. I have consumed Beer, Wine (from a bag and bottle), Mead (Honey Wine), Whiskey, Vodka, Rum, etc... However, I have found my new drink of choice. Its called JOOSE. (GHETTO!)

Joose is an alcoholic energy drink, similar in design and purpose to competing beverages such as Sparks and Tilt. It is growing in popularity due to its relatively high alcohol content (9.0-9.9% ABV) compared with other beverages generally available at a convenience store, such as beer (typically 4-6% ABV) (from wikipedia). The flavors of the different Jooses are: Joose Tropical, Dragon Joose, Joose Cranberry, Jungle Joose, Mamba Joose, and Panther Joose. I have had Panther, Mamba and Dragon.

Anyway, after you drink one of these (it a 24oz can, so its like 4 beers and a lot of caffeine) your heart literally feels like a mexican jumping bean and you feel like you can fly (but you can't cuz your drunk), and it makes you wanna party and dance A LOT (which is good). Everyone should go try it before it gets banned. I believe venders have 30 days to sell the Joose that they have because I believe the FDA just made this drink illegal.

Also, go to: drinkjoose.com and listen to all of the ridiculous raps about drinking JOOSE.