"Ello Governor"

Alright I have been starting to watch more and more TV as of late and as a result, since I am really fucking lazy with my DVR and all that shit I still end up watching commercials. Now commercials are a crucial part of a television experience and as a result this is a list for discussion for good commercials out now and in the past.(I am sure all of these are on youtube so I don't want to post them all out but go and check them out"

-Favorite Commercial on the air Right Now: I really like the Gatorade AM commercial with all the athletes getting up first thing in the morning and getting their gatorade from the gatorade version of the milk man: Kevin Garnett. A funny little commercial.

-Best Commercial Series: This one has gotten tough the more I think about it, so its gonna have to be a tie between the Nike Lebron Commercials and the Air Jordan Commercials. Ones in particular I reccomend for each are for Lebron: all of the Lebron ones from last season and this season as well as the Witness one. I might be a bigger fan of the witness one just cause its so fucking sick. For Air Jordan: the ones you gotta watch are the one of all the kids doing all his moves and the ones with him and Mars Blackmon (aka Spike Lee)

-Most Intimidating Commercial/ Pump Up Commercial Award: Has to go to the Nike Warrior commercial with the masks from a couple years back. All of you I am sure know what I am talking about.

-Best Commercial that I cannot find online or anywhere: The commercial when NFL Network originally started that introduced Rich Eisen to the network. It was him doing all sorts of shit (such as checking out diamonds for players and putting balls in the machine for players to chatch). Impossible to find though.

-Most Consistent Commercial Line- The This is Sportscenter commercials have been going strong for some time now. They hit their peak in the 90's but still have a lot of potential.

Best Use of Cinema that to some extent are actually commercials: This award goes to the BMW Films series from back in the day starring Clive Owen as the Driver and having short movies from famous directors. Yea technically they were movies, but lets be honest they were actually trying to sell a product.

Most Overhyped Commercials: Always goes to Super Bowl Sunday. Yes they are an elemental part of Super Bowl Sunday, but lets be honest here. With all they hype and billing they get they should be a lot funnier on the whole.

Best Use of Animals: The commercials that use animals the best have to be the careerbuilder.com ones with the guy working in the office full of monkeys. They are just too silly to handle. I think monkeys are funny in almost any situation, I mean who doesn't love an animal that throws feces.

Funniest Commercial that I can think of at this Moment: This is the only commercial I am gonna put up from youtube. You guys might not like it because its pretty stupid but I still laugh everytime I see it.

This post was meant to get some discussion going and so people can reminisce. There's nothing quite like a good commercial.

They run, they pass, they do drugs, they dunk, they fight, they…rap?

The first in a three-part study on the ever-difficult life of an athlete/rapper.

“With the first pick in the 1992 NBA draft, the Orlando Magic select… Shaquille O’Neal…”

And so opens Shaq Diesel, Shaq Attack’s 1993 production, admittedly a pretty sick way to open an album. Averaging a double-double per game over an illustrious career in which he has won Rookie of the Year, MVP (twice), 2 Olympic gold medals and 3 NBA titles, there is no doubt that not only will this behemoth of a man go to the Hall of Fame, but also that he straight up owns the league.
Comparing Shaq’s playing days with his rapping ways, Shaq Diesel went platinum, and Shaq Fu: The Return went gold. But, perhaps more importantly, millions, upon millions, upon millions, of people laughed, and laughed, and laughed.
Even though his flow his awful and his rhymes are laughable (in more ways than one), I will admit; Diesel has a decent sound. A softer, big-guy tone, it’s really not all that bad if you’re listening absent-mindedly. Listen for yourself…

(I Know I Got) Skillz
Favorite Lyrics:
I got a hand that'll rock ya cradle,
cream you like cheese, spread you on my bagel,
…
but Shaq's a smooth balla,
(yeah, but what about rhymin?)
I can hold my own,
knick-knack shaq-attack, give a dog a bone

I mean, seriously. (I Know I Got) Skillz...? Illest Shit Around would sell like, 80 times better than this.

Where Ya At? (Phife from ATCQ is on this track. Why? Don't fucking ask me.)
Favorite Lyrics:

don't need the drink crooked I juice to get loose
my favorite cartoon is Bullwinkle the Moose

I got mad styles you better sit and watch
I can kick it like he-he then I'll grab my crotch
yo it's 1993 I mean nineteen-ninety-Shaq
whatever year it is the Shaq will never slack

Pretty sure the “he-he” is a Michael Jackson reference. That’s…cool.

I Hate to Brag
Favorite Lyrics:

Watch out the funky hooper
Uh er uh er uh…er, sorry I made a pooper

I can flow like pee, comin out your-know-what
Or some dookie diarrhea comin out your butt

Wow. I mean, just, wow. I have found a completely newfound respect for this man. Perhaps my two favorite “D” words, EVER, not only in a single song, but back-to-back. Holy shit. You best believe this track is on repeat on me iTunes right now.

One down, got two more on the near horizon. Church.

John Your Video Has Got Nothing On This

This Video done by Gunther is absolutely amazing. If any of you don't like I might die.
PS: He says you touch my Tra la la. Make sure to urban dictionary that.

Throw it down big man...

I felt the need to post this up after the discussion held at lunch today. Today's lunch constitued (not sure if this is a real word) of a number of sports related talks involving hockey fights, the brawl with the pistons, and the dunk contest. Here is a clip of John Salley's (from Best Damn Sports Show) top 10 in game dunks. The reason this goes up because there was discussion of dunks that broke the rim or backboard (two of those), dunks with people celebrating in the face of others (there are a couple in here), and Patrick Ewing (you'll be able to see what Scottie Pippen does to him). I know were cutting down on movies but to be honest I haven't posted in forever and I'm low on ideas right now.

Something new to listen to...

As requested by some of the other members of this blog, I thought I would put up some music that is not rap, in attempt to broaden the musical horizons of some other members. One recent album that has caught my eye has been the new album by LCD Sounsystem entitled Sound of Silver. A little background: LCD Soundsystem is a band formed by Dance-Punk/Electronic music producer James Murphy, along with a couple other of musicians who take part in many different bands. Their first album, which was self titled, gained a lot of critical acclaim in 2005, so much so that Murphy recieved a deal from Nike and Apple to compose the first "Workout" for the iTunes Music Store, titled 45:33. Their newest album, which was released on March 20, 2007, dares you to listen to it without nodding your head with the beat. I beg some of the more "close-minded" readers of this blog (wink wink abriendo_bitches) to consider this album. I am interested to hear your thoughts.

Sound of Silver

Enjoy

Not to pull a Harrison

I know it is shunned upon to post just funny website, but I have a feeling that this can be quite a fun thing to look at while pretending to do HW. In case your skeptical of clicking on the link. heres a sample. The mike D picture
HERE IS THE LINK: http://drunkathletes.synergyofsports.com/

All March Madness Team

PG: Sean Singletary VA. Granted he only played in two games but while he was there he put up great numbers. Averaging 21 Points to go along with an amazing 7 assist to 3 turnovers ratio. He also put up 6 rebounds in each game, which for a point guard is amazing.
SG: Ron Lewis OSU. He has been lights-out this march shooting 52% and leading all 4-game scorers with 22 points, 10 points per game more than he had during the regular season. He has not missed one single free throw all tournament, to go along with an averaging 5 boards a game. All of those numbers are great and his team is in the final four due to that crucial shot versus Xavier.
SF: Kevin Durant TX. Although Durants first and possibly only trip to march madness ended early this year, no one can put the blame on the big man averaging 29 points per game to go along with 9 rebounds. He also shot 88% from the free throw line, and was the single reason why Texas was even in the tournament let alone advanced one round.
PF: Tyler Hansbrough UNC. I hate to do it, but the dumb white fuck, has been phenomenal. He has been averaging over 21 points a game to go along with 9 rebounds, and has been shooting great from the line with a 81% for a PF-C. He has also been averaging more than 2.5 blocks a game.
C: Roy Hibbert GT. Not only because I love him but because he has helped push Georgetown into the final four as much as Jeff Green himself. He is leading the tournament in total and average blocks and rebounds, which considering he plays center guarantees himself a spot on this team. But its not to say he only can play on the defensive side of the ball, he is shooting 54% from the field to go along with his not-so-shabby 13 points a game.

This was essentially my first post, so I hope the formatting is OK

Hints of genius in popular culture...

I was on youtube searching for the video of that Jay-Z song "Bounce Wit Me" and one of the first videos that came up was the video for a rapper called Young Lyfe and his song "Bounce Wit Me". I thought that it might be a remake of the song, but it turned out to be something completely different. What I found was one of the greatest music videos of all time. I have never seen so much gratuitous booty in my entire life. I want to be this man. This is the only video that I have ever seen where an actual vagina is being blurred out. Please enjoy.



A woman actually hands him money at the end of the video as if he is her pimp. Holy Crap.

Top 10 footballers: David Villa

This is the beginning of a weekly countdown of the top ten current footballers in Europe. There are no defenders or goalkeepers on this list and those that made it received the honor because of their performances in the last two years.

Number 10: David Villa
Along with Fernando Torres (Atlético Madid) and Cesc Fabregas (Arsenal) David Villa is one of Spain’s rising stars. However, unlike his fellow compatriots at only 25 David Villa has become the leader of his side, Valencia, a team that has slowly risen in the ranks becoming not only a competitor in the Spanish Primera League, but also a contender in Europe. Valencia is currently 4th in the Spanish Primera, only six points behind Barcelona, and in the last eight of the champions league. Much of there success is due to Villa’s skill and leadership. Already with 5 goals in the Champions league and 10 in the Spanish league Villa’s speed, skill, and acrobatic potential makes him a constant threat. Villa skill has caught the eye of the giant English Clubs Liverpool, Chelsea, Manchester United, and an optimistic Aston Villa. Still Villa stays loyal to the team that brought him to prominence hoping to see them lift some silverware in the near future.

I retire

I will no longer be making posts on this blog, as I obviously do not put things up things that amuse people (which is okay). It's okay if you don't like the videos, but keep your opinions to yourself, instead of berating me and my posts. So, good luck with the blog. Peace. Im gonna start my own blog. Heres the link: http://injuryprone.blogspot.com/

Best clip from Clerks Two (Star Wars over LOTR)

Gangsta Grillz: No More

Although their apprehension took place two months ago, on Tuesday, January 15th, the work of Tyree Cinque Simmons (A.K.A. DJ DRAMA) and Donald Cannon (A.K.A. Don Cannon) has recently gotten new life breathed into it with the resurgence in popularity of one of DJ DRAMA’s latest works with New Orleans Rapper Lil’ Wayne titled, Dedication 2. This may come as old news to some, but this mixtape was one of the best albums released in 2006. Most of the tracks are comprised of illegal beats by Drama, but Lil’ Wayne’s distinctive rapping style gives them something fresh. I would normally strive to put newer music on the blog, but this record is really exceptional and I think that all readers should have it (I think I put it up around Christmas time last year, but it deserves another post). However, the main reason for this post was to put up this newscast that I saw on youtube.com showing the report of the raid that took place two months ago…

Coming soon in the Spring of 2007...Dedication 3 (Details to follow)

This is what spelling Bees should be like

Fantasy Baseball Draft Review

This is the longest time I have spent working straight on anything all year, if not my entire scholastic career.

DiceK will Teabag U (Z-Math):

Your offense is mediocre. Utley is gold at second, Hanley is sick (feeling the Red Sox farm system pride) and everyone knows about my man-crush on Pronk, but other than that, simply too many question marks. Rolen is aging and brittle, I love Rios but he still carries risk, Crede’s back is failing, J.D. Drew…well, nuff said. That being said, your staff is a formidable one. You stole Burnett before me, and I think he should have a great year to compliment Carpenter and Bonderman at the top of your rotation. The workload eventually caught up to Verlander last season, and it will be interesting to see how he responds to a second full year in the bigs.

Best Pick: Burnett is solid, but I like Francisco Cordero. His first half numbers in Arlington skew his dominant performance in Milwaukee.

Worst Pick: A.J. Pierzynski. Simply the biggest fucking square in the entire league.

phil didit again eww (Harrison):

A lot of pop here. A ton. A shit load. A shit and a ton. Howard and Delgado are typical first-base mashers, A-Ram could hit 50, Glaus provides huge power at short, Jones could get 50…Of course, as a result, you could fall in hits and average, and you have basically punted steals. Your pitching on the other hand…excuse me while I wipe the diarrhea that I just barfed out my mouth. That’s how sick I am. Liriano…well, you probably knew that he’s out, so that’s ok. Dice-K and Zito, I think they will both do well this year, but not as your top two fantasy starters. You should trade Kenny Rogers to Clay.

Best Pick: I’m just going to say Jones and Ramirez, because I love them this year.

Worst Pick: Rodrigo Lopez? His ERA has gone from 3.59 to 4.90 to 5.90 over the last three seasons…now he’s moving to Colorado. I still have absolutely no idea how it even crossed your mind to draft him.

Bubblingyeastvag (Archie):

A-Rod, Sheffield, Matsui, and Manny are rocks on offense. You compliment them well with speed from Figgins, Pierre, and your bench guys, but maybe just a little too much. It would be better if you had another reliable bat other than Chipper. Your pitching isn’t bad either. Oswalt is the only other player in the majors who I might have more of a man-crush on than Pronk, and C.C. is just a good pitcher, plain and simple. Prior’s stock is absolute diarrhea right now, and that was really sweet of you to take my advice on Bush.

Best Pick: Kei Igawa. No hype, a lot of talent. Could do very well. Bush doesn’t count, because I told you to draft him earlier.

Worst Pick: Prior. Though waiting for the actual season is best, his career might as well be donated to the Upper Decking company so we can put him in some guys toilet and watch the brown water come out oh-so-gloriously.

rapexrippin’cock (John):

Simply put, you made a lot of your picks too early. Morneau? Cain? Young? All ridiculously ahead of where they should have been picked. It is not a smart strategy to pick guys who you think are going to be studs as your studs. It is very unlikely that Uggla will repeat, Delmon Young is the only bright spot in a flaccid (yeah, like a limp penis) outfield. Your pitching is solid, given the fact you punted saves completely. The Papelbon pick was also way early, but between him, Cain, Wainwright, and Santana, you have a lot of upside. Homer Bailey has one of the best names ever, but he might only give you half a season, at best.

Best Pick: The Reyes pick was a no-brainer, but at four that’s great value. Zambrano is the winner though. He is a fat, chubby, beast.

Worst Pick: Morneau. Way too much talent was available there, and you blocked a very deep position while passing it all up.

ankles and not yets (Clay):

I am tempted to just say “no comment”, as this performance warrants little respect, but whatever. Upton is not playing, Barry is an awful #2 outfielder. I like Haren a lot, and Big Unit could have a good final hurrah in Zona but… oh fuck it. No comment. I’m still interested in a trade for Pizza, though.

1yr ago rj + js eeew (Alex):

Good name. Not sure I’ve ever seen the “e” drawn out in “ew”. Nice touch. What we have here is the most biased approach to any fantasy sport…ever. Just draft black people! Another nice touch. No catcher, like Clay. Nice. You have four Brewers, you picked O-Dog, and you picked Nook Logan. Your pitching is awful. Halladay is great, and though he’s good, Kelvim is not a #2. Good relievers, but the bottom four of your rotation are simply terrible. Oh, yeah, and about your smack talk. You have some of the slowest players in the league on your team. Not all black people have fast-twitch muscle fibers dude. Ugh, fuck. I should have just said “no comment”.

DodgersSuckMooseCock (Rgay):

Ok, I haven’t brought this up yet, but how can you so clearly copy me? My name on the online chess site was EvanSucksMooseCock. You are such a fucking biter. Your offense is solid. You seem to like Kendrick a lot, but he really under-whelmed last year. He has a nice swing, though, so whatever. You’re lacking a bit in speed, but overall your offense is solid. Very good outfield. Your pitching is decent. The Bedard pick makes up for the Smoltz age-risk. I know you like Garcia, but he’s moving from one hitters park to another, and he just gives up too many hits for me to like him.

Best Pick: Bedard. I think he is in for an amazing season.

Worst Pick: I don’t really like the B.J. Ryan pick, just because you could have beefed up your staff a bit with that round 5 selection, and you’re smart enough to get saves later.

|-O-| TIE FIGHTERS!! (Me):

I’ll keep the analysis of my own team brief. RJ, I disagree with you a lot on Gonzo. And I really, really would like to know where this “everywhere” is that you read your fantasy advice. Is the place that says Piazza won’t do well as a full-time DH the same place that told you Bonds would be a top-15 outfielder? Piazza hit 22 homeruns and hit .283 in 399 Abs last season. Give him a full season without catching duties…bingo, bango, top-3 catcher producer. Also, if you consider my starting pitching a weak point, then, I guess you’re all fucked. And no, I do not read Eric Gay-abell. I realize that wasn’t brief. Suck a whore.

Best Pick: I was worried about my power later on, so I was happy to nab the three young hitters I did (Shealy, Quentin, and Hermida). Also, I fully expect cunt-fuck Salomon Torres to lose his closing job to Capps in about…two minutes.

Worst Pick: Probably the Baldelli pick. I do like his upside, but admittedly it was early.

THE Pat Ryan (Mark):

Having read Ian’s and RJ’s flaccid (yeah, like a fucking limp dick) attempts at reviews, I won’t reiterate. You cover every category well. Simply put, your offense is teh rox0rz, except for Beltre. What a fuck. And Kent. What a bigger fuck. Your pitching, on the other hand, is fucking terrible. Hill, while a nice prospect and Trevor’s dad, is a barf-inducer. In case you haven’t noticed, Vazquez is just not a good pitcher. At all. Shit, I just diarrhead out some barf. That’s how grossed out I am looking at this staff.

Best Pick: Chris Ray. Got him right before me. He’s a solid option at closer. However, given the fact he’s your only legit closer, he’s pretty much worthless.

Worst Pick: A bad average and OK power at a very deep position? Adrian Beltre is teh fux0r 2 teh m4x.

Viagra The Other HGH (Trevor):

Your offense isn’t anything to jerk off at. Mauer is nice, but V-Mart at first base? Starting two guys who play catcher is bad news bears, you big thilly billy. Barfield is a good young hitter who should do well in Cleveland and Guillen has a load of talent, but your weak-as-bitch outfield negates everything. You need to swing one of your FIVE first basemen for an outfielder, pronto. Pitching is strong at the top with Johan/Sheets/Harang. Closers are solid as well. But they’re followed by a sharp drop-off. If Sheets goes down again…you better hope for some waiver wire phenoms.

Best Pick: Helton. The ability to buck the trend and simply draft pure talent is a good ability to have. Though every single offensive category has declined for Helton over the years, he was a good value where you got him.

Worst Pick: Giles and Alou. These guys are so far removed from the days they had any fantasy relevance. I would never draft either of them.

upperdeckdiarrheajizz (Kremer):

The offense is solid. You have the two best fat guys in the game (Papi and El Caballo, also the best nicknames). Tejada is a rock at 3^rd, and Abreu should have a very fine year. Juan Rivera is someone I’ve always rooted for, but I can’t see him putting together a full season…ever. And Elijah Dukes is not playing. The pitching is poop. I loved Weaver last year, but would not want him as my #1 by any means. Capuano is good, and so is Johnson when he returns, but other than that…eh.

Best Pick: Reyes. If he puts together a full season, watch out. Good young talent.

Worst Pick: Jered Weaver. If my memory serves me correct, you said it was “the pick of the draft”. Not at all, by any means. It’s not a bad pick, really, but I’m just putting it here because of your comment.

poopy slurppy yum (Ian):

The defending champion. A lot of questions on offense. Nomar? Ibanez (look at his career numbers. Anytime a 30-something year old puts together by far his best season ever, it’s not happening again)? Will Francouer and Markakis live up to the hype? Mora seems past his prime, and Kevin Mench is not starting. The pitching is good. You did well to hand-cuff Saito with Broxton, but still your saves are weak. If Harden and Kazmir stay healthy, the hydra of Webb plus those two could be unstoppable.

Best Pick: Harden. Too much talent to pass up.

Worst Pick: Ichiro. 17^th overall? Are you fucking me in the ass? Are you cutting open my head and diarrhea-ing on my brains? Contract year means nothing to him. He’s fucking Asian, and Asians are weird. If you don’t believe me, look at the post below you.

Predicted Order of Finish:

1. Me
2. RJ
3. Ian
4. Trevor
5. Z-Math
6. Kremer
7. Archie
8. Mark
9. John
10. Harrison
11. Clay
12. Alex

Kind of based on post-draft results, but also I will eat a diarrhea popsicle if anyone of the bottom 3 crack the top…9. Not really.

Holy fuck you guys better read that. Time to eat some more Soft Baked Cookies and sleep. Huzzah!

FUCK MY ASS ...

Yeah. I said it. Fuck my ass. With a stick. Because I'm pissed off. Fucking bus didn't count for shit so I hadda spend 11 dollaris on a damn cab. FUCK. bitches. god damnit. I hope they suck a fishes cunt for breakfast. when the fish hasnt showered, so its halla dirty. church.


This is titled "Distubring asian People !", posted by BlaQsheeeP. It's tags are, Desturbing and wierd. Nice spelling, YOU FUCKING MORON.


Wow.

Time to eat some Soft Baked Cookies, then go to bed. Huzzah!

What's Beef?

The other day, Widukind posted about the Cam'ron vs. 50 Cent feud and it got me thinking. I got a lot of beef music on my computer, and sometimes there's nothing better to hear than a diss track, so here's a collection of some tracks that you might like.
120 Bars- The Game dissing 50 Cent and G-Unit. #1 of his three diss tracks.
240 Bars- The Game dissing 50 Cent and G-Unit again. In particular Spider Loc. Great line: "You're the reason homies press mute when they play Madden"
Hit Em' Up- 2Pac dissing Biggie, Junior Mafia and Mobb Deep. The most famous diss track of all time. Pac just absolutely destroys them.
300 Bars and Runnin'- The Game dissing 50 Cent and G-Unit for around 12 minutes over different beats. The first of the three and the best.
Piggy Bank- 50 Cent dissing anyone and everyone that comes to mind. A pretty weak ass diss song in my book. No real direction or any lines that really kill.
Takeover- Jay-Z dissing Nas and Mobb Deep. One of the best Jigga songs of all time and the big shot for Jay-Z in his beef with Mobb Deep.
Back Down- 50 Cent dissing Ja Rule and Murder Inc. This comes off 50's first album and I have always loved this track.
Round Here- Jim Jones dissing Memphis Bleek. Memphis Bleek sucks. He gets nutted on in a lot of these songs.
Ether- Nas dissing Jay-Z. His response to Takeover. A great track, considered by some the best diss track of all.
Get Em' Daddy- Cam'ron dissing Jay-Z. I like this song because the insults are pretty fucking dumb but work pretty well.
Fuck Wit' Dre Day- Dr. Dre dissing Eazy-E. This is when NWA turns on Eazy-E. Not really that much a diss track except for the shit talking at the end.
Who Shot Ya?- Notorious B.I.G. dissing 2Pac? The song that started the beef apparently, but nothing was actually said. Shame that both were killed over some bullshit.
For the Record- Shyne dissing 50 Cent. For those who don't know, Shyne is the guy who went to jail for P. Diddy back when the nightclub shooting shit went down. He's in jail for a while, but he recorded this song over the phone. Do not sleep on Shyne, he's a fucking beast.
Hail Mary 2003- 50 Cent, Eminem, and Busta Rhymes dissing Ja Rule and Murder Inc. It was pretty much over after this song. Enough said.
I Smell Pussy- 50 Cent dissing Ja Rule and Murder Inc. The title says it all. 50 Cent was actually kinda tight for a while. But now G-Unot.
We Fly High (Beef Mix)- Jim Jones dissing Jay-Z and vice versa. Not much of a track. But I felt like putting it on anyways.

Enjoy everyone, this should be enough tracks to keep some of you happy for a little while. Also an added beef bonus video- Eazy E's response to Dr. Dre. I tried to find this song everywhere, but it's impossible to find.

I'm Out.

NFL Draft 07

Being that I probably know the least about the draft I wanted to start a thread where those with more knowledge could give theiir first eleven picks through the 9ers. maybe we could put some money on it and the person who gets the most right wins its all.

Curtis!!!

OK, so some of you may have heard about the Cam'ron/50 cent beef that started a couple weeks ago. Basically, 50 was on the Angie Martinez show on Hot 97 in NYC. The owner or something of independent Koch records calls in, and 50 asks him to put Cam'ron on the phone. Cam comes on and starts yelling at 50 because I think 50 had said previously he could determine the direction of The Diplomats careers or something, and for dissing Koch records, because apparently 50 had let one of his own artists sign with them. Then it basically turns into an argument over whether 50 and G-Unit or Cam and The Diplomats are making more money. Listen to the entire exchange here.

Since then, Jim Jones and Juelz Santana have made it clear that The Diplomats want no beef with G-Unit, and vice versa. (If I got any of that wrong, which is highly likely, please correct me.)
Cam'ron:Jim Jones and Juelz as Dennis Rodman: Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen. OK that might not be that accurate, but it seems relevant in this case.


So 50 came out with a diss track/video on Cam. Notice the hearse at the front with "Cam'ron's Career" written on the side.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Njej3NKTKU

The song's called "Funeral Music". The video is pretty rediculous, but the song isn't that tight. The chorus is alright, but 50 doesn't really deliver any memorable lines, except for at the end when he's mocking Cam's lyrical prowess ("Computers computin', boogity bootin'"). That's kinda funny.

Of course, Cam retaliates with his own diss track and accompanying video.


Typical Cam here (download the song). The whole "Curtis!" riff is fucking funny, and his description of 50 is on point ("Bugs Monkey"). The video is straight weird, and I have absolutely no idea what the guy is saying in the entire middle part.

Verdict: The court awards prosecutor (or is he the defendant here? Thoughts?), Cameron Giles a.k.a. Cam'ron a.k.a. Killa Cam rights to all distributing rights and ownership of the Guerilla Unit label. Even though I have to admit Cam sounds like a straight ass on the radio show, 50's song is worse, and 50 in general is pretty fucking ghey.

Diplomats>G-Unot. All day.

To prove it to you, here are three Juelz songs I been listening to recently:

We Will Rock You

Oh Yes (Harrison...tits might like this one. Same with abriendo_bitches, aka rgay).

Red Bandana (This is for hungryfortacos, but everyone should download. Teh siccn3ss).

Church.

CHELLLLLLLLSEAAAAAAA!!!!!

Here are ten sick chelsea goals from different eras. Quite long with the replays but worth it.